New Lyrics: Friendshipping Sonata Dusk and Pinkie Pie

by bahatumay

After the Credits

*stomp, clap, stomp stomp clap*

Sunset Shimmer, I’m back again
And I’m hanging out with all of my friends
Friends no fakin’, hair like bacon,
Listen to the music we’re makin’!

I’m Pinkie Pie, happy as can be!
And you’ll never, ever, ever find another girl like me!
My party cannon will rock your world
With free cupcakes from the party girl!

I’m Rainbow Dash, I’m the fastest one around
You can try to keep up with me, but I’m nowhere to be found.
I’m a rocker, I play soccer, I'll get all up in your face
And you’ll see me on the top step when I’m getting first place!

It’s Rarity time, so I’ll lay down a few rhymes
Though I cannot help but feel this style’s somewhat unrefined.
I love fashion, it’s my passion, and I’ll let it show
With the clothes that I’ve designed for my own wardrobe.

Applejack here, so y’all gather round
I’m about to show you all how us country folk get down.
We work hard but play harder, so you won’t see us falling.
Spittin’ rhymes faster than square dance calling!

Fluttershy, it’s your turn!
Oh, no, really, I couldn’t…
Come on, Fluttershy!
You can do it, Flutters!
You got this!
O… k…

I’m Fluttershy, I’m very shy, and now I am just rambling
I don’t like being up on stage and now my brain is scrambling
I know that I like animals and people say I’m kind;
but if I stay too long under this light I think I’ll lose my mind

Twilight Sparkle, dimension hopper
In both these worlds I’m a big showstopper!
Making lots of friends like it’s nopony’s business
So give it on up for your very favorite princess!

Rocks. I like rocks.
And rocks like me, because I like rocks.
…
That’s all I’ve got, really.

Then I guess it’s my turn.
Huh?
Wha-?!
Hey!

They call me Adagio; and I’m just here to let you know
Now you’ve beaten me twice and I’m not gonna let that go
I’ll be coming back until my power is equal.
I’ll be seeing you Rain-losers in the sequel.

*mic drop*

Comments

[MrAskAPirate]

[Seether00]

Drop that mic, yo!

[bahatumay]

5510804
Perfect!

[3Power]

Well that was a very... abrupt ending. Considering Pinkie fought Sonata's battle for her I thought there was quite a bit left to go but I guess not.

[bahatumay]

5511209
Oh, I'm sure there's more; I just… haven't… thought of it yet…

[OneOverTwo]

5514018

Hey hey, let's not imply that ADHD is worse than aspergers. They're two different things.

But we should try to get Pinkie's lyrics changed so it doesn't seem like she's as bad and bigoted as Adagio is supposed to seem here.

It's really poor word choice, author, please change it!

[Terabyte West]

5514060 I just go off of the autism spectrum. I personally think that the further you go down the spectrum, the more acute the case is. PLZ DON'T HATE ME!

[OneOverTwo]

5514181

Be careful with your wording.

That's also something that I'm trying to tell the author.
The wording of Pinkie's lyrics makes it seem like she looks down on people with aspergers. Please change it!

[DeiligKjott]

OHHHHH, DAMN! MIC DROP!

[Nephistic]

Thats it?! WHAT? MOAR! I DEMAND MOAR!

[Windy0]

5511610

They call me Adagio; and I’m just here to let you know

Now you’ve beaten me twice and I’m not gonna let that go

I’ll be coming back until my power is equal.

I’ll be seeing you Rain-losers in the sequel.

Well? Where's the sequel?

[bahatumay]

8051302
It's… in development. It's got a really different tone to it and I'm not sure how I feel about that.