*stomp, clap, stomp stomp clap*
Sunset Shimmer, I’m back again
And I’m hanging out with all of my friends
Friends no fakin’, hair like bacon,
Listen to the music we’re makin’!
I’m Pinkie Pie, happy as can be!
And you’ll never, ever, ever find another girl like me!
My party cannon will rock your world
With free cupcakes from the party girl!
I’m Rainbow Dash, I’m the fastest one around
You can try to keep up with me, but I’m nowhere to be found.
I’m a rocker, I play soccer, I'll get all up in your face
And you’ll see me on the top step when I’m getting first place!
It’s Rarity time, so I’ll lay down a few rhymes
Though I cannot help but feel this style’s somewhat unrefined.
I love fashion, it’s my passion, and I’ll let it show
With the clothes that I’ve designed for my own wardrobe.
Applejack here, so y’all gather round
I’m about to show you all how us country folk get down.
We work hard but play harder, so you won’t see us falling.
Spittin’ rhymes faster than square dance calling!
Fluttershy, it’s your turn!
Oh, no, really, I couldn’t…
Come on, Fluttershy!
You can do it, Flutters!
You got this!
O… k…
I’m Fluttershy, I’m very shy, and now I am just rambling
I don’t like being up on stage and now my brain is scrambling
I know that I like animals and people say I’m kind;
but if I stay too long under this light I think I’ll lose my mind
Twilight Sparkle, dimension hopper
In both these worlds I’m a big showstopper!
Making lots of friends like it’s nopony’s business
So give it on up for your very favorite princess!
Rocks. I like rocks.
And rocks like me, because I like rocks.
…
That’s all I’ve got, really.
Then I guess it’s my turn.
Huh?
Wha-?!
Hey!
They call me Adagio; and I’m just here to let you know
Now you’ve beaten me twice and I’m not gonna let that go
I’ll be coming back until my power is equal.
I’ll be seeing you Rain-losers in the sequel.
*mic drop*