Warning: This story is a low level memetic hazard. A memetic hazard is transmittable information that causes distress and remains in the mind for an extended period of time, possibly long enough to effect decision making.
I wonder if I'll get good enough to make medium or high level memetic hazards some time.
Twilight Sparkle partook in a few too many drinks before going to bed. In her drug addled sleep, she staged a bizarre heist, accidentally glimpsing some of the greatest secrets of Princess Luna.
Will she be able to handle the information?
Chapters (1)
garbage.
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Thank you.
That means I succeeded.
what this story about?
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Madness.
This made no sense.
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Good.
5119892
It really is that bad: I tried to hit all the negative tags in rage reviews.
Are you still sure you want to read it?
Wow. O.o;;;;; um....do I need to be drunk to understand this? Because I am so lost here. If your intention was to break brains, you sir successfully have done so today.
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Thank you.
I think you'd need a team of English teachers to understand this, and they might end up with an analysis longer than the story. Then again, they could do that with any short story.
Is this saying luna created discord?
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Actually, yeah, that was the idea I had while writing the later parts. I'm surprised you read through all that.
5120567 I kinda skimmed through it
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I just looked up my immortal.
I can't even-- wow, that's pretty bad. I couldn't even get through a few random paragraphs. Well, I could read it if I forced myself...
I don't think I could write something that bad without it becoming a chore. That kind of writing takes dedication.
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Ah, sounds right.
What did you think about the style and scene change(s)?
> egyponytian
If that ponification were any worse, my eyes would stop leaking wat and start weeping blood.
Given that you're out to deliberately write a badfic, it's little details like this that make it transcend bad into wretched.
(Well, that and the necrophilia.) Upvoted.
5120633 Well i didnt get the thief and mummy part then i thought the alicorns were fighting humans but were losing which is why luna did the multiverse spell and caused the destruction of everything and discord
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Oh, so people are noticing the necrophilia. I thought the people coming by were too innocent and were just completely confused.
Oh, I decided to google 'egyponytian', and I actually found one other mlp fanfic that used the phrase.
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Yup, that pretty much sums it up. I don't think there's much to get for the 'thief and mummy' part.
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That's... really impressive, actually. That's like getting an absolute zero on an IQ test; you pretty much have to know all the answers to get them all wrong.
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(re: Egyponytian)
That's horrible. And kind of impressive, in its own way.
Also, came back to say: if you ever feel the need to do a sequel it should totally be about Twilight Sparkle having writer's block.
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It's even worse than my ponified homage!
Hm. I liked it. So this is how he was created. This was how. The beginning was a little confusing, but it was worth it in the end.
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Hmm... a story about Twilight having writers block...
I might actually take up that idea shine time. I'm not sure how I would justify it being a sequel though... Then again, I don't really have to justify it with this sort of thing, so I?
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What? You liked it?
How is that possible!? It shouldn't be possible! NOOOOOOOO!
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