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Disorderly chaos


I am a fan of Hellsing, I probably wont make any stories just to use this for keeping track of other stories I want to read. but i do make a story I recommend reading it even though it might suck.

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First story ever bring on the negative people and anyone else I can take all the positive and negative feedback you can send at me
Name: Lex Millennium
Age: PRETTY DAMN OLD
Sex: yes please


Lex Millennium was the oldest thing on his planet, he was older then the American and French Revolutions, he was older then the industrial revolution and the pyramids. In fact even he didn't even know how old he was. Then all he does is blink and he is in a forest when he was just walking through a mini-mart to get groceries for the foster children that lived down the road from him and to top it all off he frequently cusses (only never around children). And one finally thing he has the power to take others life energy from there very beings while not killing them. oh almost forgot he's a bit insane, just a little bit.
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I can give him any powers I want, but I wont ever over power him.
also this will mostly be first person(LEX)
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Chapters (5)
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Comments ( 92 )

YES YES YES YES YES YES FIRST COMMENT EVER AND IT NOT HATE MAIL!!!!!!

Nice story freaking funny!!!!! :) make more charters or die. I CALL FIRST DEATH COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4146118 AND THE FIRST ONE TO USE A MINI MLP PICTURE GOES TO YOU WIN..... THE NAME OF THE NEXT CHAPTER LOOK IN MAIL TO FIND IT OUT!!!!!
in couple minutes i work fast not that fast..

how big is he compare to them?

4146169 the average pony is 3 to 5 feet high for a adult and a child is
1 1/2 to 4 feet high and A Alicorn is 5 1/2 to 7 feet.
Celestia is only 6 feet and Luna is 5 1/2

4146181 okay thanks for the quick reply but what is his height as he said they was 'tiny'

4146196 Oh in the story it said he was six feet he is as tall as Celestia that's why I made him call her horse instead of pony, because she was taller.

Gooood.... these pleases me greatly.

4145939 we must have same minds I was lisining to skill's monster and then I'm told to litsen to it I love these moments in life. -tank

well....that was....different. Fuck it, faved.

4150705 MY NAME SAYS DISORDERLY CHAOS WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU EXPECT BAHAHAHAAHAHA

Check your description, 'then' and 'than' aren't interchangeable.

An immortal that can't feel pain and is creepy as f*** whose weakness is cute things AND has a good sense of humor? Faved. Who else thinks Celestia is overreacting? Also Celestia's wing-boner did NOT get past me... oh yea, I noticed.

4150915

An immortal that can't feel pain

Please quote scene that says this?

4151087
It's not quote for quote but, he did cut out his own heart and crushed it while smiling, then said "So what's your name?"

4150915 good I'm not the only one


4150591 no hate comments yet so yay for yea and there is a group of editers for people that need them not faved jest yet but is almost there this is really good
-buster

4151104 Ignoring pain or being an extreme masochist could explain it

4151147
Meh, that's your opinion, I think he can't feel it, you think he Ignores it to an extreme.

4151161 With immortality being that you literally can't die, pain is kinda useless as a warning for your body.
Either way, arguing too much is useless since author dude decides wether he's painless or not.

4151245 he can feel pain but once you have lived for over thousands of years you can of have to learn to ignore the pain or sever your nervous system at a given moment of time.
4151161 you are correct.

I want to say how good and awesome you and this story is, sadly there are no words that are epic enough to do so......the best I can do is like, fave....and:rainbowlaugh::derpyderp1::moustache::heart::derpytongue2:

Comment posted by Deathstar47 deleted Mar 29th, 2014

4152856
So wait, can he? or can't he feel pain? Simple 'he can' 'he can't' answer.


4153128
I'll call molestia if you don't post the next chapter soon.

BAHAHAHA LETS START THE RAPE COMMENTS!!!!

I don't like shining all that much so I can say that this is a good chapter. P.S. go to therapy -tank

We haven't seen much of Luna.....actually I think you only mentioned her once........maybe Luna could get mad, turn into nightmare moon and fight Lex.

4155822 no no no I have something special planned for her.
bahahahahaahha
p.s involves derpy:derpytongue2::trollestia:

4155822 should I make a fight between luna and lex?

4164530 Depends if it will be funny and epic enough. If it is....then......YES.

4165510 I've never proofed read before. So if you could tell me how then yes I probably would.

4165519 you read, tell me any mistakes and give me ideas of what to add or take out

4165528 OK. Do I read the chapter before you release it or when you release it? And if I read it before you release it, could you tell me how?

4165543 well before i publish it i will send it to you and i will do this by either email or fimfiction mail which either one you want.

4165552 OK. I would prefer Fimfiction if that's alright.

4165555 That works so do we have a deal?

Oh wait i am working on a long chapter so if yes then plan on waiting a couple days

4165562 BAHAAHAHAAH
THERE IS NO TURNING BACK NOW YOU HAVE MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL!!!
BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
p.s. ok thanks will get back to you in a couple days

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