Before heading into the railway station, Twilight and the others stopped at another 'lab warp' to solve another critter related puzzle - which proved far more complex than the previous ones, but just as easy for the group to solve - unlocking another part of the mecha that was visible at the end of the lab, this time the right arm. Once back out, Alister turned to Twilight. "So...what did you and Nefarious make of the Blitzers?" he asked curiously.
Grinning widely, Twilight lifted one hoof with what seemed to be the same weapon as before...only for the fist of the boxing glove to launch forward on a rocket to slam heavily into a nearby tree before returning to Twilight.
"Rocket punch!" Qwark squealed eagerly.
"It was the best we could do with the resources available," Twilight admitted as she passed out the upgraded weapons. "I'd have much rather turned it into remote punching drones...but we didn't have enough circuitry to work with."
"This will do," Alister reassured her. "We have more than enough weaponry as is, after all."
The group then moved forward slowly into the mining station. As they moved, they spotted another of the larger robots, armed with a heavy mortar launcher. It attempted to attack them from long range, but the Warmonger rocket launchers proved more than adequate to take it down.
Another shield trap was placed to try and contain the group, but the Smash-Hammers dealt with it - and the robot minions that tried to attack them beneath the dome - quite rapidly. Before long, the group reached the railway station, finding a platform that - according to Ratchet - would take them directly to Commander Sprog.
As they rode the platform, however, the massive Wigwump burst through a wall of roots and thorns to attack them, biting through the rails the platform rode on and dumping the group into the abyss below, following the Wigwump as it dove.
"Why can't anything ever be easy?!" Twilight wailed angrily as she angled herself to dive.
"Because life doesn't work that way," Alister countered as the others activated their jetpacks to slow their fall. "If something can go wrong to make our lives more difficult, it will."
"Besides, where's the fun in things being too easy?" Qwark added.
"Going out to buy a dress for my first date," Twilight countered. "And looking up a few books of etiquette so I know how to act on a date. And actually having a chance to get excited and nervous about the date!"
Nefarious stared at her in surprise. "You...you're really looking forward to this, aren't you?"
"Of course I am!" Twilight countered. "With as crazy as my life has been, for once in my life I'll get a bit of normal!"
"So...going on your first date with your big brother's nemesis who is an evil mad scientist robot...is something you consider normal?" Alister cautiously clarified.
"Well...relatively speaking," Twilight admitted. "I mean, isn't it normal for rebellious teenage girls to date guys their parents don't approve of?"
"If I thought for a minute that was why you agreed to the date, I might be offended," Nefarious teased jokingly.
At that moment, the Wigwump burst through the side of the shaft they were descending through, its mouth wide as it tried to eat them before spewing a wave of partially digested rock towards them.
"...oh yeah, we had a giant monster to fight," Qwark recalled. "Funny how things like that can slip your mind."
Rolling her eyes, Twilight unleashed a barrage of her jetpack's stored kinetic missiles, inflicting heavy damage on the Wigwump. Nefarious and the others quickly added their own barrage, delivering enough damage to finish off the Wigwump. The carcass slowly descended the shaft ahead of the group, clearing it of obstacles and allowing them to descend without problems.
"So...how long is this shaft, anyway?" Qwark asked curiously.
"No idea," Nefarious replied. "I can't scan anything past the Wigwump. We're just going to have to wait until we actually reach the bottom to find out."
"Which could take a while," Twilight admitted. "We're still a ways above the world's surface, or what's left of it. I imagine it's highly likely we'll be spending a long time slowly descending after a giant dead purple grub until it hits a solid enough surface to disintegrate."
"So we're just going to have to find some way to pass the time, then?" Alister asked.
"Not exactly going to be easy," Twilight grumbled. "No other dangerous fauna is going to be living near the burrow of something this massive, all the interesting flora was outside this shaft, the Wigwump is going to destroy anything below us before we can see it, and the entire shaft is boring as heck! What are we supposed to do to pass the time?"
All four fell silent as they thought about that for a while. "We could...do weapon maintenance?" Alister suggested.
"The Wigwump's body isn't sturdy enough as is to support your weight without you sinking into its flesh," Twilight pointed out. "And you can't work on weapons while controlling the jetpack."
"I happen to have several classical music pieces stored in my memory banks," Nefarious offered. "I could temporarily reconfigure my voice synthesizer to play them."
Twilight thought about that for a time. "Maybe," she admitted. "But then we couldn't chat."
"We have to save something to talk about on the date," Nefarious indicated teasingly.
"I know what we can do!" Qwark called out happily. As all eyes turned to him, he continued, "I spy with my little eye-"
"Wigwump," all three responded immediately.
Qwark stared at them all. "I didn't even give the letter yet! How did you know?"
Felinoid hand, robotic gauntlet, and equine hoof met face.
Wait... Twilight and Nefarious ran out of circuitry? I thought they had access to the pocket dimension known as hammer space! How could they have run out of resources?!?
Sorry, but, in this universe...
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Because the plot demands it.
Ratchet: Bite your tongue!
I really love how Twilight and Nefarious are warming up to each other.
7294060 Because life isn't always easy.
7294060 They ran out of room to put the circuitry.
I sometimes wish more struggling moments would happen in this stories, they are still good, but I sometimes want a bit more in terms of tension. Then again, this wouldn't be as funny if that happened. XD
You know, I just realized. Out of all the PWNY universes this may be the one where dating a pony is the least likely to turn heads. After all, when alien specieses that aren't remotely similar to yours and even robots are common, who's gonna question a pony and a robot going out?
7294462 Just wait until the Celestia and Picard fic comes out.
7294615 Oh yeah, Star Trek. Good point. Thank god it's not Kirk, otherwise Celestia would be coming back as Molestia.
7294615 That's happening?
Twilight can see the future! That is the reason she knows what was going to be in the game.
I think my squee almost broke all the windows in the house.....
999 bottles of beer on the wall, 999 bottles of beer!
7295306 Whoops! I made that post because T.Mite Luna was confused with P. Luna in a way that Twilight knew the name sounded familiar. Since the Dread Zone was scarring, what if this adventure was similar? I know by now it was not but I still think Princess Luna would cause a relapse.
That is why you bring pocket Monopoly... no. Pocket UNO? Sure. Bring a pocket card game with you.
7294914 According to Tatsurou, eventually. He's got a little much on his plate right now, and with the rate he updates all of his fics I don't blame him.
7295541 But it's on the to-do list right?
7295554 Somewhere near the top, I believe.
7294768 You do know you are asking for Rachet and Clank fans to roast you as well as those that have watched the death battle to argue how it would change nothing or something like that.
All I wanted to say is that it would be nice a bit more suspense or conflict in this PWNY stories, that's all.
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This is also assuming that she doesn't just "Hadouken!" him and everything around him out of existence...
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has apparently never read 8-Bit Theater...
7296319 You know, I remember that episode of death battle, and I remember they even mentioned that fact in the episode. I guess when I first watched it the scene where he gets vaporized in a nuclear blast just went over my head as, oh his skeleton didn't disintegrate and the skull protected his brain, but if his skeleton regenerated from a single drop of blood........can he even be killed other than putting enough bullets in the brain until he forgets how to even breath!? (Can't remember what bullet could penetrate his skull.)
Same way that you can only kill Deadpool if you damage his brain enough. That, or use his OP sword which stops regenerating factor on anyone, somehow!
7296421 Eh, I'm good, I never had the chance with either of those two games, so it will kinda sound like gibberish at times. XD
7296447 About the force of a black hole if it were using its pulling strength?
7296303 *high fives for the 8-but theater referemce*
I miss that comic
7294675 Hey Kirk never touched anyone that didn't want it. He just touched a LOT of people, in a LOT of ways. On that note I ALMOST wish it was Kirk rather than Picard, or even Sisco. Those two really know how to have fun, and Picard is always so uptight. That being said, he's probably still my favorite.
7296303 Black Mage would totally have no problem teaching it to her, as long as he got to bang the pretty pony princess. Even if it was bestiality rather than xenophilia. That's just how Black Mage rolls.
7296319 It is the ultimate spell. Castable only once per day. Powered by love. Literally. Divorce rates go up every time it's fired as there's less love in the universe now. Because that's just how Black Mage rolls.
7297767 Tagged the wrong post of yours. Meant to tag 7296338 that one. "Hadouken!" is the ultimate spell.
7293888 I certainly hope not.
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No love for Janeway?
7302765 Remember, "They did it on Voyager is NOT a valid reason for doing ANYTHING. Including breathing."
Yep, Pinkie would enjoy playing games with him.
Ha LOL
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How was Janeway connected to the argument, at all?
Do you know, this arc is scattered with Ratchets and Clanks who do or say something, and then just completely disappear. Makes it hard to remember that they’re not on this mission.