Mayor Mare has been feeling very under the weather in the past few years ever since Twilight Sparkle arrived. While many regard the Princess's protege's residency in the small town to have been a good thing, Mayor Mare sees things very differently.
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Oh, this needs a second chapter! ASAP!
There is only one sane solution.
The Mayor needs to murder Twilight.
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Or send Celestia a letter (while drunk)
"Dear princess Celestia cakeflank
You brought your pet here, you pay for cleaning her shit.
Sincerely, Major Mare
P.E: I´m also sending you my therapist´s bill"
KiLl tWiTlIGhT SpArKlEbUtT nOw
This.
Is.
Beautiful.
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Good idea. Send her the invoice. Hell, Twilgiht's a princess now with access to the treasury. Send her the bill.
Huh. Never realized this before now. Neat. And a very good read.
Wow. What an ungrateful bitch.
Does Mayor Mare have a crush on Spike?
"Mayor Mare?" As three fedora clad stallions entered the bar " Equestria Excess Insurance Agency" He sat along side the mayor, "Your risk management people said you would be here" The mayor gulped "Your coverage was lacking & were taking you to court to make up the difference you are served."
The second Stallion sat on the other side of mayor mare. "Hello Mare My family just noticed that you forgot our cut in the mobs piece of the action" He reached in his coat & slapped down a fish rolled in newspaper on the bar table "Your partner sleeps with the fishes ,You have till the end of the week to pay up, or ELSE"
The third whimpy little stallion walked behind her "Hi, I'm from the committee to reelect the Democratic party of Equestria. . ."
The mayor looked up "Just a minute I'll get my bathing suit"
I'd say that tons of good stuff happened as well.
Right off the bat, they got rid of the dragon that would have made the town uninhabitable with smog and Twilight time limits the amount of destruction of the cutie mark crusaders.
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Aye, but almost all the problems (aside from Discord, Tirek, and Nightmare Moon) could have been handled without the Mane 6 in Ponyville.
Celestia and/or the Royal Guard could've taken out the dragon, the CMC's damage was limited compared to things caused by Twilight.
Mayor Mare's problem isn't Twilight or the Mane 6's existence, but the fact that they (especially Twilight) are in Ponyville, and therefore the cause of most of Ponyville's misfortunes. And it's Twilight's being there that started it all, and so she blames her.
Aside from all the technicalities (except for the estimated costs for each bit of damage. I went through several episodes to make estimates, and it is easily around one million dollars of damages), it is a simple comedy entertaining the idea that Mayor Mare has reason to not be entirely happy with Twilight's stay in Ponyville.
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Well I guess then that Mayor Mare must have slighted Celestia then...
I could probably refute this further, but I'll give up save one point about the mane 6. They do get taxes off of the Apple family though, think of the governmental income loss of the apple cider and Zap Apples if Applejack was gone. You also can't tax carpetbaggers like Flim and Flam. That is the only mane 6 problem that would be caused by at least one of them gone.
Aside from the Mayor's blatant equine racism of Zecora, she does have a good point. I wouldn't blame the Zecora situation on Twilight, but rather several nasty rumors started by a combination of Pinkie and the Flower Triplets plus a few others.
Also I'd love to hear her thoughts on Ponyville's other agent or rather agents of destruction: The Cutie Mark Crusaders.
They disturbed a wake, woke up Discord, Applebloom stole potions from Zecora and caused all kinds of havoc and the three of them caused chaos at a parade when they attempted to send Babs off a cliff via crashing a parade float. I'm sure there's more destruction.
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Yes. And as mentioned in the story, one of the Mane 6 (Rainbow Dash) was actually hindered because of Twilight. The "Mysterious Mare Do Well" incident caused Rainbow depression/emotional distress that hindered her job as a weatherpony.
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Tallying the costs though, I don't think the CMC caused over one million bits of damage. Twilight had two juggernauts up her sleeve from the parasprites and Spike's rampage. A whole, completed house/building destroyed is over 100,000 dollars' worth of damage in the real world, and it can be assumed that bits are close to USD.
Also, Mayor Mare has nothing against Zecora or zebras personally. Her complaint was that an anti-Zebra hate group was started because Twilight & co. brought Zecora to Ponyville (though it could be blamed on AppleBloom; however, I hardly want to consider her a character of the show when she was that poorly developed) to make her more accepted. Sociologically speaking it is actually the presence of diversity, not the absence of it, that creates hate groups. And what mayor would want to have one of those in her town?
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Zecora saved the day from Applebloom's Cutie pox incident.
I still argue that the CMC have caused enough of a dent in the town to be worth some recognition. They woke up Discord and they revealed the Mayor's mane dying secret. The only member of the Crusaders that hasn't done anything bad is Scootaloo.
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Not if you've watched the Mentally Advanced Series
And probably. Though the thing with Discord and Mayor Mare's frustration with the event is that, because of Twilight, Discord concentrated the clusterfuck of his reign on Ponyville. And it's entirely hypothetical as to whether or not the CMC are the pure result of Discord's awakening or merely a catalyst in a set of many other circumstances over the past thousand years. (The Elements do seem to have a maximum of a 1000 year effect. Nightmare Moon, Discord, Sombra...)
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The Royal Guards couldn't handle a shot of vodka.
If you want something glared at, they're the guys for the job, but when it comes to actually doing anything, a five year old with a bag of rocks would be more competent.
4875485 Oh, Twilight...If I were a lesser pony, I'd be furious with ya. How lucky for us both that I am a God.
I agree with the Mayor in this story you wrote. You almost sound like a Twilight hater though. Oh well! Funny story though! Love it!
5103302 Ironically, Twilight's my favorite. I have 2 or 3 plushies of her. And a figurine on my desk
5109098 I actually love Trixie. She's my favorite. I actually like the Mayor second only to Sunset Shimmer. It's a close one though. I was surprised there's a group for her now. I never thought anyone would make a group for her! Im glad they did.
I really do like this idea, I think the poor mayor does go through a lot and it's not seen but this felt really off to me.
I mean having a Princess in town isn't hugely boosting tourism? Celestia doesn't have some kind of damage funding in place to help with such things? Or even insurance?
I agree, Twi is a walking disaster area when it comes to the town. She's as bad as a superhero in that respect
But the idea that there's absolutely no upshot to it feels sketchy to me.
5151314 A lack of tourism is likely due to the same reason as to why nobody seems to remember the mane 6 saving Equestria multiple times.
love it and needs a sequel. like twilight hears what the mayor said and tries to apologize or mayor mare takes it to Celestia.