• Member Since 7th Oct, 2012
  • offline last seen Apr 8th, 2023

TheBigStallowski


...far out, man.

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Vinyl Scratch was just a normal DJ/MLGgamer/artist/civil rights activist, but when doomsday is neigh, she must rise to the challenge. Now, she must use newfound magic beyond the Elements, beyond Celestia, beyond Luna (may peace be upon best pony), Vinyl must face the ultimate threat to Equestria: All the villains, ALL at the same time.

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10/10 "It's okay..." -IGN

Octavia is like, TEN MARES ALL WRAPPED TOGETHER IN A SPICY BURRITO OF ORGASMIC PLEASURE.

And that, right there, is EXACTLY why Octavia is best background character.

"Well? What do you think?"

Octavia backed away from... well, she supposed it was technically a manuscript. The sort that would be bound in pony skin and used to summon eldritch horrors from beyond the stars. "That..."

She trailed off. Vinyl's wide, impossibly innocent eyes stared into hers. "That... certainly exceeded my expectations."

"Aw yeah!" Vinyl stuck a hoof into the air.

Well... That was quite honestly one the strangest thing I have ever read. But I did enjoy it. So good job.

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My life has been changed.

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For the better?

~Skeeter The Lurker

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TheBigStallowski changed my life. I don't mean that in an erotic way. Well, maybe I do. Regardless, the point is that every person who is touched by TheBigStallowski steps away from the experience...different. A new man. Possibly a new woman. TheBigStallowski is gender-neutral in his life-changing. TheBigStallowski's fanfiction is something that transcends gender, age, race, and a wide variety of other minor details. The man produces literary masterpieces for the whole world to appreciate. How he does this is a question that only he can answer, but TheBigStallowski is secretive, and it's hard to blame him - I know that I would not spend a moment away from his side if the opportunity presented itself to me. It's difficult to prepare one for the writing of TheBigStallowski in any fashion other than this, in fact; to do otherwise would be like explaining a rainbow to a blind man. Experience it. Savor it. Let the fanfiction of TheBigStallowski become one with you.You will come away a better person for it.

(Apologies to C. “Schildkrote” G.)

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Skeeter warned me about this comment.

It was everything I could have dreamed.

This was every kind of awesome. My only regret was not reading it somewhere with an audience, who could enjoy it with me.

Now Spike needs to become an Alicorn.

No. Regrets.
Well, maybe one or two, but NO REGRETS.

I SAW "TROLL" NOW YOU DIE!!!:flutterrage:

Seriously not cool killing discord.:twilightangry2:

4819489 Fuck Discord.

Actually, fuck all Draconequuses ever. Even outside of MLP.

Because they suck.

5432108 just what is wrong with Discord?

5432152 He's Discord.

I fucking hate Discord.

He's stupid, ugly, never lived up to his "spirit of chaos" title, and annoys me more than anyone who claims Dane Cook stole his jokes from other comedians.

Also, he's not a pony. Or a Changeling. I guess that counts.

5432167 ok that is your opinion and i'm now ignoring you

5432175 Since I'm a Grammar Nazi, I'm just going to have a seizure since I looked at your sentence.

Yes, it is my opinion, and even if it's a douchebag thing to do, I can express my hate of Discord if I please. It doesn't deter anyone. It's not like he's a story some author put a year of work into.

Oh, by the way,

*Change "ok" to "Okay,"
*"now i'm" should be "I'm now"
*put a period after you.

GRAMMAR NAZIS
Because my grammar is *gooder.

5432196 You're one to talk Mr. i just said Gooder.

5432200 Did you not notice the asterisk?

You know, the G. Nazi's universal sign for correcting words?

Not to mention that insult belongs in my "Badass Dane-Cookery" bookshelf because it's laughable.

P.S.

*talk,

*Mr. I-Just-Said-Gooder

5432207 I'm going to ignore you now Discord Hating Grammar Nazi. i believe we should correct grammar but not be so dramatic over it that we act kinda like nazis

5432213 *now,
*Discord-hating
*I
*Nazis.

(At this point, I'm just trolling you because your reaction is fucking funny.)

5432223 i hate trolls more then anything so you get the privalge of being the first person i ever blocked.

5432227 Oh Celestia, get me some Aunt Jemima; these ROFL waffles are simply delicious. :rainbowlaugh:

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*anything,
*privilege
*I've

Why would Vinyl idolize Snoop Dogg and Nicolas Cage? She's much better than them.

Comment posted by TheBigStallowski deleted Jul 24th, 2022

5685956 Did you just say “NIGGA”?!?!?

:flutterrage: ONLY WE CAN USE THAT WORD, AND I DON'T EVEN USE IT!!!!!!

Heh, just kidding as long as you don't use it out of context I'm fine.

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I have matured much in the past 8 years, and I can defintively say that this statement of yours is objectivelyt wrong.

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