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TheBigStallowski


...far out, man.

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After discovering that Spike is suffering from polio, Spike realizes he only has three days left to live. In this time, Spike MUST find a way to achieve his deepest and most secret desire.

Sequel to: Vinyl Scratch becomes the best Alicorn Princess of all Alicorn Princesses in the history of Equestria

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Comment posted by TheBigStallowski deleted Jun 30th, 2014

:facehoof:

... I know this is supposed to be a trollfic, but... I don't know. I didn't really laugh, nor could I get into it.
I'm not gonna thumb this down, though. I know comedy can be a difficult thing to write.

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Yeah, it wasn't quite as inspired as the prequel, which I'd definitely recommend that one. Even when writing this, I never had to stop because some stupid idea in my head was so funny I couldn't type, like with the previous one.

Maybe it's because this one wasn't written with the magical aid of tequila...

Perfect start to a Monday morning! :rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by MythLeviathan deleted Jul 11th, 2014

20 hours

You have a future writing for MAD Magazine, :rainbowlaugh:

4694105 He spent 52 of those prepping himself for that level of euphoria. Give him a break, he has polio for god's sake!

you killed spike...:fluttercry:

YOU KILLED SPIKE! U BASTARDO!!!:flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

This shall not be forgiven. I label thee... TROLLLLLLLLLLL!!!:twilightangry2:

Just so you know, I'm gonna get wasted at Dragon Con and do a dramatic reading of this. Just so you know. :raritywink:

LMAO ROLF LOL XD I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND THIS! "QUICKSCOPE THE BITCH!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAH LAUGHING SOOO HARD! :rainbowlaugh::twilightsheepish::yay:

WoW. 2 much awesome!!! :Doge:

thats... certainly..... a-a thing...... that just... just happened

i want you to know that i made another account to thumbs up this again:twilightoops:

"Sweetie Belle approached Rarity’s room. The door was open by a crack. She opened the door to see acts that DEFINITELY SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY A FILLY, AND ARE SO JUICY THEY CAN’T EVEN BE PUT IN THE STORY."
Aw, why not!!!!:rainbowhuh:

After I read this story, I contemplated life.

Then I wondered if the author even knew what poliomyelitis is.

If he doesn't, well...

Then the story would've been funnier if Spike had Ebola instead.

HOW DARE YOU CALL HARDSCOPERS NOOBS!

Let's look up the definition of hardscope, shall we?

Hardscope:
A term coined in Call of Duty. It is when a player aims down the scope, aims at an enemy combatant, and shoots them in one fluid motion.

Hear that?

One fluid motion.

So, in other words, the only thing I can think of that's harder than that is quickscoping (which is a stupid fucking thing to do anyway)

PLEASE NOTE THIS WAS AN ATTEMPT AT COMEDY

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Yeah, this was written before white people had to pay some attention to ebola's existence.

5435409 Oh, right. My bad.

I'm gonna reflect on the life of people in Western Africa. You know, where Ebola is actually a problem?

Comment posted by caxx deleted Feb 28th, 2015

How do you make a link like the one to the mass effect soundtrack?

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The Strong Bad reference at the end really makes it. XD

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