“I dunno! There was like nopony here! Honest! You think I can take a whole town of ponies with my bare hooves and swinging cock?” he retorted.
“What cock?” Scotch murmured scornfully.
“Oh shit! Did that fall off again?” he said as he looked around under him.

oh lawdy lawdy that is too much, heheh.
#GhoulProblems

Man what a chapter this was... shit lotta shit, good and bad Dx

Awesome job man, awesome job!
ONLY ONE MORE!
Then... other things.

The lead was more little more than irritating to the mare it hit,

Extra "more".

Sanguine should go through a meat grinder... slowly.
But not before he gets to watch his revived family go through it first.

he tore out the Delta out,

he tore out the Delta ?

Blackjack, you idjit. But an admirable idjit.

Damned Sanguine, what now?

I love this song. It's helped define how I view PH and especially where I expected Blackjack's personal story to end for years. It definitely deserves a link.

And wow, you're redoing the levels/footnotes? Interesting move. I like that it gives more perk opportunities, since those are some nice flavor. Don't think I buy her as a low level character at this point, though. But that'll pass.

Okay I just now started the chapter but I want to comment this now. The reference to pinkie and the brain was gold!

My feels! That ending! My feels hurt so hard..!

“I found a boat.”

I remember this scene hitting harder the first time I read it, but it still packs quite a punch.

I.... I just.... I can't do this! i need a break!

THE FELZ

Damnit, your plot armor melted, Priest. I really liked you, you sonnuva bitch.

Well, Sanguine's ranting pretty much confirm there is far more to the electrical abomination and the Goldenblood apparition than meets the eye.

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All that feels at the end!!

R.I.P Priest and Dusty Trails!

And in one chapter, Sanguine has gone from "kinda shady bad guy" to "it's personal now, I need him fucking dead".

I knew getting involved with P-21 was gonna be a death sentence for Priest. I called it so hard. At least I have a valid reason to hate you now. :V

Hey, Scotch. Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”

Scotch blinked at the hoofcar and then at the scrubland around us. “I think so, P-21, but where are we going to find a dozen rockets out here?” P-21 looked back at her flatly. “What?” the filly said defensively.

Okay, while otherwise a sad chapter, that right there made my day.

Ok so I've been binging this story. SO many references and one liners, but this one made me spit out my breakfast.

“Hey, Scotch. Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
Scotch blinked at the hoofcar and then at the scrubland around us. “I think so, P-21, but where are we going to find a dozen rockets out here?” P-21 looked back at her flatly. “What?” the filly said defensively.

Shut up and take my money! Blast from the childhood right there!

Congrats Somber. Ya got me wanting to cry like I did during a certain ponies funeral in FoE. Only reason I didn't, I walked away and took some time before continue. You honestly are a fantastic author and I thank you with all my heart and soul for making this story. Now if you'll please excuse me, I'm gonna go cry now.

...they should rename that place Final Destination.
I still can't believe Sanguine got away...with what he wanted.

Too bad his entire plan is literally going to blow up in his face after Pip lights the fuse under Trixie.

But now I'm more that robot underground...

“What is pony thinking? Pony runs out and blowing everything up!” Rover snorted. “Why does everything explode around pony?”

Because everything she touches turns into Explodium.

Another tearful funeral.
'Hoofington rises' It awoke...it wants the keys, so that it may be free!
But...if all it took to awaken it was a megaspell gun shot...why didn't it wake when the world was blown up?
Was it like..."Ahahah I awake after all this time, and now I wil-huh...who built this magical super fortress on me? Hello? Anyone out there?! *banging noises* Can someone let me out? ... Well balls...everyone's dead. I'm going to be stuck in here forever! *eventually crying self to sleep.* Zzzzz."

Blackjacks cutie mark should be a bleeding heart with a bullet hole in it. I mean, it's like a literal, and non-literal representation of who she is.

Lacunae landed neatly atop the hulk and thought simply, “I found a boat.”

Never change Lacunae.

I chewed through another mouthful of gems, then looked at one of the face-down cards on the table in front of me and stared. I tried to imagine the magic reaching out. Try to imagine it like a wind brushing against it, the book had said, like blowing on it without using your lungs. I closed my eyes, trying to focus even though my temples throbbed and my useless stub of a horn ached. I tried imagining blowing the card over. I felt the faintest magic buzz and tingle in my horn. Then I chanced a look down.

somehow that made me think of this comic strip:
https://tritebristle.deviantart.com/art/Heartstrings-ch2-p13-Use-da-magics-Lyra-327179897

“My turn,”

best line ever

“I found a boat.

second best line ever

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Charity is arguably more important than ec 1101.
Since blackjack is pretty sure she is a likely candidate for being the element of generosity.
So that is actually a good deal, additionally its implied the program might not work right for unauthorized users.

Footnote: Level 3 reached

All of this shit and she's only level THREE?! Are we working on a 1-5 scale here or what? Cause if there are still 43 levels to go for then she's going to transcend reality.

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She started a new game+ after she died and was brought back

Damn it with the hard stuff. We get another ppl killed. At least we have a full mane 6 set right?