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Dimentio


Master of dimensions... Pleaser of crowds... I am... Dimentio

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Glorious.
Also twilight... Leveling Dex, you casul, at least she didn't level Res.

Please post more chapters! I want to see this epic battle come into play as Twilight summons up a gank squad! :pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy:

Still no regrets.

Liked and fav'd, for that filthy casul.

Fucking casual. At least she didn't level Resistance.

She didn't, right?

Bearer...
Seek...
Seek...
Lest...

That's what you get for lvling DEX, filthy casul

I literally just finished playing dark souls and I see this shit...

Come on Twilight! You can do it!
Just don't let yourself become a dirty hexer scum!

it was even more perfect than i expected thank you for the story

Dark souls 1 or 2? If two, i'm soooo happy to use the faith build, not the dex one xD

4713723 It's Dark souls 1, unfortunately I couldn't have Giantdad in the second game.

4713676 I had fun writing it so there's no need to thank me.


4713265 Not that I know of.


4713462 You never truly finish playing Dark Souls until you realize that Dark Souls is truly playing you.

Twilight, I got two words for you:

Forest. Shotgun.

the souls she spent on Dexterity

What the ever loving hell is wrong with her

4714418 She doesn't noe hw casul she is.

This story should have three paragraphs.

>Twilight arrives
>Twilight finds Hax
>Twilight uses telekinesis to throw him off a ledge

GG

Maybe add in a few paragraphs of Hax respawning and getting tossed into lava. ezpz

4714449 lel, it wouldn't be dark souls if anything were easy. And of course there's the fact that....THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!

She's going to be so obsessed with invading worlds that she accidently goes to The Wall's world.
Calling it.

4714844 She's more obsessed with killing Hax, but she does invade others to gain strength.

4714861 You can't gain strength off the wall, the wall never falls.

4713180 dexterity can be useful. Its a nice challenge to pr0s. Strength us just too easy.

dexterity does nothing on speed, rolling, or anything like that. It just increases damage of dex-based weapons. Endurance can help with rolls. Also giant dads are easy to kill ( lik rly) if you know the trick to get out of a stun-lock. Then, once he is in the Zwei-R1 animation, quickly back/lagstab him. Rinse and repeat for victory.

4715891 The joke is, Dex weapons were straight up better than strength in DS1, as you could get the same damage as a Strength weapon, but have a fast swing. Thus people started making the joke that dex weapons were too easy.
Also Dex does actually increase swing and cast speed slightly. (Maybe not swing). On top of that, the video that kind of spawned the giant dad meme did make jokes about leveling Dex making you a casul, so it's kind of related.

She looked into the empty black eyes of the mask he wore in an attempt to see his true face...in vein of course as a casul such as herself could never look upon its magnificence.

of course , filthy magic spammers will never be allowed to look at the face of a real gentleman such as Haxorlicious

SO FUKIGN CASUL, MAGIC USING FAGIT! Git wrekt scrub, why would she even think that he was nice? He had just cut off her horn!
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4718852 What do you expect from a casul magic spammer?

This casul magic spamming filth is gon git rekd soon. I can smell it.

Next up... THE WALL

4719237 If he decides to post my contribution trainwreck that I wrote for his story, you'll see her get REKT.

4719261
Would you say... Shrekd?

4719263
It's all OGRE now.

4719351
Especially with RTsR, Dragoncrest Ring and that fucking mace.

4719354 Yeah, pretty much an instant kill unless you fight a giantdad...he'll get back up and pwn you.

I swear if this had DaS2 in it I'd send you a hex fag for this casul to invade. It would be hilarious.

Or this:

4719375 I actually plan on including DaS2 at a later point.

foolish Casul Sparkle , she couldn't even defeat Sir super Haxorlicious , of course she could never stand a chance against his master :trollestia:
she nid to git gud

4719586 In that case don't forget the buttface havels and the Halberd Meatspin. :trollestia:

i hope she invades a havel monster dual wielding helix halberd and the Mastodon Halberd

I'm just wondering when she'll face.. The Wall.

OMG twilight is a dexfagget, this is unacceptable! git gud fckin scrub

She spams magic and she spams backstab.... such a fuckign casul, it actually pisses me orf.

4720021 YOU MAY CHEESE THE ARCHERS! BUT YOU'LL NEVER CHEESE...THE WALL!!

I have to remember to do this the next time Invade somebody

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