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Broken Phalanx


Perpetually perplexed.

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A poorly placed message leads to an interesting interaction between a Cursed Undead and Celestia.

A Dark Souls 2 crossover, and a one-shot to boot.

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magic to kill the smelter demon , and a big gyrm shield to protect from the fire , anyway nice story , silly Discord now we know that if you see a mark jump here , in Majula , it's Discord who wants to prank Celestia

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True, a Gyrm shield works pretty well, as does the armor from the area; that passive damage, though, man . . .

And thanks for the comment; it really made my day.

4177707 anytime dude:twilightsmile:
the Allone's knight armor , it's true it's a good one , but trust me once , you get the smelter demon armor , you're going to love it , to protect you from the fire , i used that armor and the same shield to beat the ancient dragon took me 30 minutes , but it was worth it.

Praise the Author

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If only I could be so grossly incandescent . . .

Thank you! :twilightsmile:

Praise the Sunbutt!

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And now the mental image of a yellow phantom, perpetually praising next to a reclining Celestia (ala Guinevere) can't leave my mind.

:trollestia:

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Then I've done my duty.

It was fugin' ridiculous how many people were jumping off those damn cliffs in the beginning... like... WHY? So I decided to contribute to the community and put down my own sign, seeing as no one knew how to open illusory walls yet, I just put "Illusory wall ahead" on the edge of the cliff!

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While strange, I think they may have had a decent reason: binoculars and a morning star are pretty decent starting loot, if you know where to drop. :twilightsmile:

Two types of illusory walls is bullocks, though. :derpytongue2:

4190447 But everyone was jumping off every part of Majula... not just where you get the morning star.

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Well then . . .

That's less explicable.

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Who needs a sword when you can move the 's' to the end and have the most lethal weapon of all?

Thank you for commenting! :twilightsmile:

I couldn't come up with a decent joke for a gun, is the issue. . . *chuckles*

4428961 imagine dark soul with a water boss(leviathan)

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Personally, I'd be a bit worried on how they might try to implement it. Dying from bosses is one thing, but dying because water is an instant kill might make me a tad irritated. Though, if done well, it'd probably be pretty epic.

This is so silly, it might actually work.

Seek misery, my fellow Darksouls bros; we'll find an simpler way to kick Smelter Demon's ass one day . . .

Is such a thing even possible?

What do you mean "jump here?" This isn't Rhodes!

So thats why Celestia has Twilight do everything. She's tired from constantly frying undead. Makes sense that Chrysalis could beat her if she was magically exhausted.
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Poison, toxic, and dark

He is allergic to all three. (Except for the blue one, which uses a magic flame, so then it would be poison, toxic, and lightning)

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