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SugarPesticide


"If it explores new possibilities or evokes the slightest excitement, it has no merit." —literary scholars, probably

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That was... bizarre, yet strangely sweet. I liked it. :heart:

i am so confused. i think this story made the walls melt.

This was... Wow. This was great. Better love story than Twilight by a trillion! 10/10 would read again.

“Why did you burn?”

Because it was a tree. It was made of wood. I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did.

4370653 yea, considering how many times it has been ripped from its roots. Twice is still a lot of times.

On a scale of one to ten, the possibility of you existing is somewhere in the area of Celestia’s usefulness.”

You just haven't reached that level of princessness yet twilight.

“Shh,” the library whispered, leaning in close. “No tears, Twilight. I'm all right. I came back just for you. Now be sexy for me, okay?”

....Okay.

Wow... I... I'm at a loss for words here. That was good, short sweet and left you wanting more! Simply awesome.

... Well that escalated quickly.

That was random... and yet highly entertaining.

SPIKE BOOKED IT
SPIKE FUCKIN BOOKED IT

I love that the tree house wants Twilight. Seriously. Could you imagine if your house wanted to get with you? :twilightblush:

Have to say, my favorite part was the description of the tongue battle. Epic. :pinkiehappy:

and then:

"The mental scarring could wait until morning." :rainbowlaugh:

Giving 'bibliophile' a whole new meaning.

This needs a comedy tag

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It does? I thought it was more nonsensical than funny.

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