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"If it explores new possibilities or evokes the slightest excitement, it has no merit." —literary scholars, probably

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Attempted murder? Honestly, what is that? Do they give out a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? :ajbemused:

Get ready for the feature box!

Perfect! I love it! This has all the hallmarks of a portion of a Halloween-themed episode.

Saw it coming a mile away but still funny. :pinkiehappy:

I don't know what I was expecting.

:rainbowlaugh: wwoooooooooooow. Just wow. How did I not see that coming? U totally threw me a curveball there, good work!

Fun read. :rainbowlaugh:

Okay, that was really funny. :rainbowlaugh:
:twilightoops::twilightblush:

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING

Okay, you got me. :facehoof:

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Well to be fair the prize for attempted murder isn't as nice.:ajbemused:

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Probably due to the fact some fanfiction authors would have had it end very differently.

This way is fine, though.

For the record: Saw it coming a mile away. Didn't matter, had fun.:twilightsmile:

3063959 Pretty much my reaction exactly.

2931166

An Attempted Murder is when three crows are supposed to meet up but one is a no show.

Honestly the really funny thing. I've had this on my to read list for a while when it came up in a forum thread. First thing I did was make the above joke.
The irony of reading the story and finding that I hit the nail on the head without even seeing anything beyond the title amuses me.

You should put a comedy tag on this, because it's pretty friggin' funny. I genuinely did not see that coming.

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I would, but I worry that people won't find it as amusing if they can see it from the tags. Surprises, you know.

4086901 point taken.

Did NOT see that coming. I knew there wasn't going to be a murder,
but I didn't see that coming. GG m8 GG.

Lol I knew it! I knew that's what Flutters was talking about! LOLOLOLOLOL!

The ending is kind of sinister.

Should’ve seen *that one* coming.:rainbowlaugh:

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