• Member Since 2nd May, 2014
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Christopher Cloppin


I am your God now.

Comments ( 82 )

4333230

Thank you, Lord Commissar. I have honed my baseball skills long in the hopes that I may someday work my way up through your establishment. I pitch at the mound now knowing that my efforts have not been in vain, and that soon I may add your head to my evergrowing collection.

It is the greatest honor I can give to a worthy adversary such as yourself, who has shown me honor in turn.

This is quite literally a gift from the heavens... okay, that was pretty bad :unsuresweetie:

Great story though, angels in equestria is a very rare thing indeed, as is a good Celestia one shot. I can't wait for more from you in the near future :twilightsmile:

4333385

You seem amiable enough, and your review is pleasing to me. Come, join forces with me, that together we may build the shining empire I seek.

4333403
Do we all get complementary pony princesses? Because I think that'd be a good selling point :raritywink:

4333408

The utopia I will build shall be free from darkness, and the lack of pony princesses associated with that darkness.

4333412
Excellent! I don't know what upotia could gain from a crazed princess lover like myself, but count me in then. I call dibs on the pink one :moustache:

4333424

All proceeds according to plan.

Azazel was one of Satan's generals, the guy that taught men warfare, and I'm pretty sure that he's chained in hell with Satan. This is a demon of darkness, and a guy that probably won't be buddy-buddy with the princess.

Other than all of that, its a pretty good read.

Edit: And I really don't think you need the human tag for this, since he's an angel.

4333499

It is a horse princess having sex with an angel, man, what else do you want from me?

4333552
Not an angel, demon...

I just want those religion classes to be worth something, damnit :twilightangry2:

4333499 I was under the impression he was a grigori (or however it's spelled) and he was just kinda watching manking for their benefit when he taught them about weapons. I don't remember him being affiliated with satan at all.

Aww. This was a really nice story and, though short, it was sweet. I like how this wasn't centred around just clopping, but was more of a scene of beautiful love. Good work!

wasn't Cain the first killer and murderer

4333993
The first brother slayer, the first who shed blood of his kin. Yes the first murder, but Azazel taught men the way of war...

4333906 I agree with you. I'm glad he/she didn't dive right into clop and actually showed emotion.

A clopfic...

...with ACTUAL EMOTION?! :pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp:

YOU MY FRIEND DESERVE A WELL-DESERVED MEME!

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Good story! :pinkiehappy:

4333570

Likewise does your sacrifice to my forsaken altar. You are indeed a worthy soul.

4333831

Sure, let us go with that.

4333906

Maybe.

4334362

In retrospect, it was probably a bad call.

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4334633

Emotions are merely pornography for the soul, and I am proficient in all forms of satisfaction. Your affirmation of this is pleasing to me, and you will surely be worthy allies in the conquests we face on the road ahead.

4334962

Yes.

4334973

Its hard trying to educate the stupid isn't it? I feel ya....

Hm.

It's hard trying to educate the stupid, isn't it? I feel ya...

I have taken upon myself the task of educating you on the various non-vernacular errors in your post, so as to better "feel ya."

Let us become friends.

I searched the word "azazel" and it means "falling angel". Great fic man.

xoid #22 · May 4th, 2014 · · 18 ·

Came expecting thinly veiled self‐insert HiE clop, got angsty biblical bullshit instead. Not sure if that’s an improvement.

Now...if we were to forget a moment that some Christian canons say that Azazel is a demon in Hell, your theology is fairly good. In fact, the only issue I see is not actually with your fic, but having to do with the canon of Azazel. You see, if we are to accept that God can see into the future, then we must also accept that death had always been a part of the redemption law. Namely, animal sacrifice, before the practice was finished and completed by the death of Jesus. It could then be argued than Mankind was always meant to be violent, if only for the sake of our redemption.

This thought then says that Azazel would not have been cast from Heaven.

Unless he sinned against his conscious, which is a thing.

In which case, God sending him to Equestria seems very much like a just punishment. So yeah, those are my thoughts.

Well, that and clop staring an angel is silly, but hey, whatever.

He probably have to marry her though...

4335359
At least it was legible. I can tell we've both seen worse.

Sorren #25 · May 4th, 2014 · · 12 ·

What's this? A brand new account created one day ago in order to post a clopfic commissioned by 'anon'?

Why don't you just go ahead and post this on your primary account instead of this stupid secondary shame account nonsense?

If you're going to write it then you'd better be willing to display it as yours.

4335948 Identifying oneself is not recommended for creators of controversial material of this kind, which has occasionally led to targeting by certain radical groups that prefer to hide in the shadows and strike when necessary

4336032 If you're ashamed of what you post, then you shouldn't even be posting it.

Suck it up and take the flak. Don't be a coward.

Huh....well....huh...not sure what to make of this to be quite honest. The story was fine, though the angst was pretty heavy, the concept is fine, it's the heavy religious stuff that has caused this moment of what. It's like jerking off in a place of worship, part of you feels so wrong about it but then part of you doesn't care, you know what I mean?:unsuresweetie:

4335566
Heh. I know I’ve seen worse. The wangst killed this for me, though the “not despite the fact we don’t need genitalia but because of it my dong automatically adjusts to suit your preferences” schtick was worth a chuckle. This is not even that bad, from a purely technical standpoint at least. Not worth my vote either way really.

Being who I am, I respect religion, but I don't really care. Personally, I enjoyed the story (and, I suppose, the plot) quite much. A little different, and that "we don't need but can still be amazing at sex" kind of made sense to me, actually. Now, don't cite me or anything, I didn't read the bible: Lust is a sin, but Love expressed with Lust (when all partners agree) isn't. And "angel"(s) (not sure about Azazel's original concept) are supposedly the image of "perfection", and since anything mortal needs sex to survive, being capable of "perfection" there too seems reasonable.

Then again, as they say: "To assume makes an Ass out of You and Me."

NB: Personal opinion is personal opinion. Sorry if anyone feels offended.

4335566

Legibility is a powerful asset. I intend to leverage it fully in my ascension to the throne.

4336322

I do what I can with what I am given. Apologies. My powers shall be wielded better in future efforts.

4335948

It is strange to me that you assume the commission must have originated from this website.

Must we be enemies?

4334722 Not exactly sure what that means,

but alrighty then!

feh.
fekking eingels
HAET HAET HAET HUEHAUEH:yay:

4337508

Is "HAET" supposed to represent "Hate" or "Hot"? It could be either, and the uncertainty bothers me.

4336995
You've earned my respect with that; well done. I look forward to what you can do in the future.

I dont believe in god or angels BUT this story was awesome very well done

4337615
ankkles shold fak a kaktus :twilightangry2:

A well written story, and for that i must commend you kind sir.

4337008 Excuse me for the masked hostility, but I tend to frown upon commissioned porn in the form of literature.

And your experience leads me to believe that this, is most certainly, not your first time writing. The general silliness of your account (all the Pooh) leads me to also believe that this is more of an I-don't-give-a-shit-account, which left me thinking that it must be a shameless joke/porn alt.

Sequel: Satan's Anal Adventures With Nightmare Moon.

4338527

Excuse me for the masked hostility, but I tend to frown upon commissioned porn in the form of literature.

As opposed to commissioned pornography in the form of artwork? This strikes me as a questionable distinction. Both are produced with a pen. One simply takes the form of pictures and the other is rendered in words.

And your experience leads me to believe that this, is most certainly, not your first time writing.

My experiences are my own. Question them at your leisure. I did not begin the journey of the written word with my account on this website, though.

That would be silly.

The general silliness of your account (all the Pooh) leads me to also believe that this is more of an I-don't-give-a-shit-account, which left me thinking that it must be a shameless joke/porn alt.

I am writing about cartoon horses having sex. Ask yourself first if it is likely that I had any shits left to give.

I can tell you now that I did not.

I say to you again: must we be enemies?

4338688

...

good one.

As opposed to commissioned pornography in the form of artwork? This strikes me as a questionable distinction. Both are produced with a pen. One simply takes the form of pictures and the other is rendered in words.

I've got no argument to this. Yes, I simply just do not like one over the other and there is no reason why apart from personal bias.

I did not begin the journey of the written word with my account on this website, though.

That would be silly.

It sure would be. But, I suppose, I am a silly old bear.

I don't mean to sound insensitive in some way, but might there have been a warning about how heavily religious the fic is? Now, I like to think of myself as a respectful and understanding person, mind, but this... This just kind of came up and smacked me in the face a bit. It's like walking into a laundromat only to find a bunch of half-naked clowns frolicking on the machinery. Like, where the hell did that come from?

While that's my only complaint, the rest of the fic was pretty good. I honestly don't understand much of the religious references or what not, but it seems well executed enough. :twilightsheepish:

I will smile at this wonderfully created fic and wave goodbye to it as well, knowing that the fic is over, so I must now find another. Good job.


~OreoKookie

i liked the story. i didn't realize he was an angel until it was mentioned XD but his name was a sort of hint since i sounded uncommon. very interesting read this is the first time i've read an angel or somewhat religious story :ajsleepy:

i really liked how he described humanity so kudos for that :pinkiesad2:

The author of this story strikes me as someone that likes the sound of his voice a bit too much.

But then again... Isn't that the way of religion?

SFC
SFC #49 · May 5th, 2014 · · 24 ·

Please stop with the horse porn, it's disgusting. I bet you're all virgin neckbeards who wank to ponies all day, living out your lives in your mother's basement. You sicken me. Please go outside and make some friends.

Kthxbai

I have to agree with captain clock. It's a great story, but at least put a warning on the story so that people will know that this is partially religeous. But other than that, it's a great story.

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