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Mustard Is Best Pony
MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.
Mustard Is Best Pony
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Only Chinese Dragons Have Forked Tongues. 0/10 For Such Blatant Inaccuracy.
It was I who requested this, and I am quite happy with how it turned out.
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MUSTARD IS GLAD YOU ENJOYED THIS STORY. IT KIND OF TOOK OFF BEFORE I REALIZED HOW LONG IT WAS COMING TO BE.
DON'T WORRY; MY NEXT REQUEST IS KIND OF SHITTY. IT WON'T BE THIS LONG, I GUARANTEE IT.
Story was going good til it turned into a lesbian fic. There really needs to be friggin tags for if a story is gay, lesbian or straight that way those of us who aren't into that stuff aren't wasting our time.
4048440 What, do you speak in royal mustard voice?
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MUSTARD SPEAKS AS MUSTARD SPEAKS.
FEW CAN HANDLE MY GLORY.
CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY.
I loved this storry a little long for my taste but great story all together
Mustard everything you write is as golden as yourself. I LOVED this story so fraking much!
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So the sex tag wasn't a hint? Or the fact that the only two characters are Rainbow Dash and the dragon?
4050036 So if its a dragon and the story has a sex tag it's automatically a lesbian fic?
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You complained about wasting your time. 1. It has a mature and a sex tag. 2. It's a oneshot. 3. There are a total of two characters. Maybe I read to many of these type of fics but it wasn't hard to figure out that Dash was going to get a some sexy times with a female dragon. I won't lie it surprised me when it came to light that the dragon was female, but than again if you don't like lesbian fics you shouldn't have kept reading it.
4050281 I did stop reading once I found out it was a lesbian fic. I'd just like a tag for lesbian, gay and straight fics like when they added the Anthro tag.
4049055 And consider yourself lucky you weren't in Manehattan in 2008.
4047351 I'm going to guess this is a troll post and give you a thumbs up for getting this many downvotes
5775100 Well it was done with the intention of trolling but it is also accurate. Western stylized dragons which Spike is do not have forked tongues. The serpent like dragons of Chinese mythology are the only know species of dragon in widely accept high fantasy to have forked tongues.
5775166 The simple fact is that dragons have anatomical features entirely based on the preferences of the person writing the story.
As someone who's been a furry for 9 years, you can take my word on that one.
5775586 As a student of history I can assure you that what is accepted by the majority is what makes it into the history books. Wanting to be a special snowflake doesn't make you right unless you are writing the history books.
History is written by the victors as they say.