The Great Inconsistencies of the Most Intelligent Minds Lead to Yet Even Greater Failures
A Great Tragedy is Taking Place Here Today
Twilight lied sprawled across a soft green sofa in the center of her library. Her stomach was spaghetti.
"Ugh," she whined, "please let this just be gas!"
Discord dropped his toothbrush. "You're gonna fail, Twilight."
"Shut up! I know that!" she yelled back.
She reached for a green pillow and chomped into it, ripping out a rather large chunk of fluff and began sucking on it. Discord stood over her.
"That's not gonna help," he said.
"Mmmph-mmph!!" she cried.
King Sombra couldn't take it anymore and was visibly losing his patience, and his marbles. "I say, if you four do not quiet down then I might never get the chance to finish this newspaper. Oh and by the way, Twilight... you're gonna fail."
Twilight spit out some of the spicy pillow fluff into her hooves and threw it angrily across the room.
"Calm down, Twilight," said Celestia.
The princess used her magic to stuff the pillow with fluffy wool she had abducted from a sheep earlier. After Twilight laid her head back down, Celestia quietly kissed her on the cheek with great fury. Twilight was so sorry for all of them that her stomach was spaghetti.
"Thank you, princess," said Twilight, "When did you get that fluffy wool anyway?"
"About ten o'clock this afternoon," she replied with the utmost regality.
"Most excellent," said Discord, "If you hadn't have gotten to that sheep first, then I certainly would have. That guy was asking for it."
"I know, right?!" Celestia blurted.
Sombra let out a long sigh and a small belch, reaching slowly for his cup of tea made from the tears of foals and green tea leaves for flavor. He took a sip and then sniffed the contents of the cup deeply. His stomach was spaghetti too.
"You're gonna fail, Twilight," Celestia said next.
"Grrrr," her pupil growled, "I know that, but why do you have to keep reminding me?!"
"Just saying," she said pointing to a corner, "but the bathroom's over there."
"I know where the bathroom is, princess," Twilight said, quite annoyed.
Discord picked his toothbrush back up, now covered in dust and lint. He was about to put it in his mouth... when he suddenly stopped. Unbelievably, his stomach was spaghetti too. However, he decided given the circumstances to let sleeping pigs lie.
"By the way," he said harshly, "The pigs are sleeping out back."
"Thanks," said Twilight still obviously in pain, "I was gonna make bacon later, so really, thank you Discord."
"Anything for my darling Twilight!" he exclaimed.
Sombra finally stood up. "Twilight will most certainly fail now, for the power of the bacon is simply too great. There is a great storm coming, for I am certain her stomach is now completely spaghetti. The earth will tremble in her presence, I am afraid. The lakes will boil away, the land will crumble into nothing, civilizations will be brought to their knees in agonizing defeat because of her failure!"
Discord teleported over to Sombra and calmly handed over his toothbrush. "You need to clean out your mouth."
The dark king levitated the toothbrush out of his claws and did indeed use it to brush his teeth. "You are right, Discord. This might help my case of spaghetti stomach."
Celestia kissed Twilight on the cheek once again and sat down on the floor beside her green sofa. Twilight continued to hold her tummy in agony, writhing all over in horrible pain and biting more pillows. She reached for yet another one and nibbled on its soft tip, and now they all tasted just like spaghetti too.
This was simply too much for Celestia's heart to bare.
"I wish Rainbow was here..." Twilight moaned.
"I am here!!" yelled the pegasus over her couch.
The unicorn glanced up at her and smiled, a tear streaming down her cheek. Her lips quivered trying to hold back a torrent of emotions. But suddenly, she remembered something.
"My stomach is spaghetti, Rainbow. Please help me..."
Rainbow leaned over the edge of the sofa and quietly kissed her cheek as well, though her kiss was a little more lesbian-y than Celestia's.
"Twilight," she whispered softly, "this might not be the best time... but you're gonna fail."
"UGHHH!!" the unicorn loudly groaned, "I know, I know already! Gosh!"
"Look homegirl," said Celestia, "You need to chill, seriously. No pupil of mine is going to be so angry in her failures. You need to embrace them, even though I myself have no idea what it's like to fail at something."
Twilight leaned back from the sofa and angrily glared at the princess. "You don't say," she said through clenched teeth.
Gurgle! Gurgle!
"Oof!" she yelped as she dug her hooves into her tummy, "That hurts really bad!"
"I would tell you to hurry," said Dark Lord Sombra, "But we all know you're going to fail."
"No!!" Twilight gently pushed her teacher out of the way forcefully. The bathroom was in sight, her only salvation at this point. "Curse this spaghetti stomach!" she yelled.
"She'll never make it," said Discord.
"Potty!!! Now!!" she screamed.
She only took a few steps, but her spaghetti stomach finally got the best of her.
She tried to reach the bathroom in time,
when suddenly she tripped and fell to the floor,
and realized that she was too late.
She had failed to reach the bathroom in time. It was the greatest failure in Equestria's history.
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oh my gosh XD that was so hilarious! i was expecting something else, at the end. but this was just. ermahgerd that was hilarious! lmao man. lmao... (yes. i am an immature idiot on a website for writing fictional stories about a little girl show. you might just call me a brony) (i am one.)
Great job, man.
Twilight said, quite annoyed.
Lesbian-ish?
"But we all know you're going to fail."
So. Much. What!
dabuq did I just read? Seriously? This is soooo random.
I want to know how all this came to be. Why did she need to go so bad? Why wasn't she already on the toilet? Why is Discord there? Is he why Celestia is acting so strange? Is he the cause of all of this? Why the hell is Sombra even in existence, and the most important question I could ever possibly ask about this: WHAT??? 
This was thoroughly enjoyable, by the way.
Art.
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3897577 All fixed!
Not even twilight can be able to pass it.
what
I am so (insert emotion here, because am so (insert emotion here) that I don't even know what emotion it is) that I gave this a like.
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This was seriously freakin' hilarious! Favourited and liked
3966349 I hope you weren't put up to this. But I thank you, regardless.
3966360 Why would I be put up to this?
3966364 I have my own reasons for believing that. I will return the favor.
3966371 No, you don't have to return the favor. I liked this story; it was really funny. I therefore enjoyed it and favorited it, and I don't need a returning favorite or anything. You're a really good writer, so I don't understand why you would think you don't deserve my follow. I follow you because you're cool. Very cool.
3966379 You and I both know very well that's not true. Besides, I return the favor to those who I believe deserve it; so whether or not you want me to, I will.
3966406 You may think that, but I don't. I think you're really cool, honestly. See, I've got my AJ
on. I'm obviously being genuine here, because, you know, Applejack's pretty awesome. And honest. Very honest.
Oh right, back on track. Yeah, you deserved my follow. Yeah, you're cool. No, I don't think you are a bad writer. You're a great writer. I think that, and you should too.
3966429 mfw you said I'm a great writer.
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Likewise; I think the same of you.
Thank you.
3966514 You really are. This was really good story, and it made me laugh. That is quite the accomplishment, in my terms. Good job
3966547 I will fulfill my end, for my friends that is. And my name isn't Carl.
3966563 I know. To me, everyone is Carl.
Everyone. is. Carl.
There is no escaping the Carl syndrome.
3966566 I escape it.
My name is Connor.
3966575 Dang it! Connor has done the inevitable... and escaped.
I had to read the entire story twice and the final three or four times to understand what was going on. Upvoted.
WWHHAAAAATTT???!!! I like the minor TwiDash included.
4040399 Another satisfied customer!
I.. I don't... I can't... is there even an appropriate reaction to this? I don't think so... I really, really don't...
Imma... Imma go and... uh... do the thing now... by....
*upvoted*
Okay, let me phrase this in the most sophisticated, civilized way I possibly can:
WHAT.
4265078 Yah.
You story has been reviewed by the Pleasant Commentator And Review Group!
My reaction:
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"Look homegirl," said Celestia, "You need to chill, seriously. No pupil of mine is going to be so angry in her failures. You need to embrace them, even though I myself have no idea what it's like to fail at something."
Cough... cough... Canterlot Wedding... cough... cough.
Also, stopping your saister becoming Nightmare Moon, stopping her again when she returned, stopping Discord from walking off with the Elements, stopping Sombra, not getting abducted by freaky vines...
Trust me, by now you're an expert.
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Also, Twilight, since you failed to get to the toilet, you must pass the 5 Trials of Worth.
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...Care to explain it to the rest of us?