Chapter 5
The next day came, indicated by the sunrise on the horizon.
Applejack got off of her bed. With a gentle yawn, she ruffled her mane playfully.
"Hey big brother!" She yelled as she ran to his room. "Wake up!"
She gently opened the door. "It's a new day today! Bucking trees and being with your true love! Come o-"
She stopped talking and dropped her smile when she noticed that Big Macintosh's bed was empty, only a messy bed sheet was left on his soft bed.
Applejack lowered her ears. "Oh sh*t."
Big Macintosh lifted up his head, letting the calm soft breeze run through his tense yellow mane. He let out a ragged sigh, a soft faint cloud coming from his lips as he walked on the dirty path, occasionally crushing the leaves that laid on the brownish path. Its noises crushed the once forever silence in the Everfree Forest, which formed goosebumps in Big Macintosh's red coat. His gaze was fixed in the middle of his vision. His frown slowly turned into a scowl as he stopped his trotting.
The leave-crushing sound was now silent near Big Macintosh's hooves. He knew that he had a different, yet similar, leave-crushing noise in front of him. His stony face hid the fear that built up in his large body.
It can't be...
Out of the shadows formed from the dark trees, came stallion, older than Big Macintosh, who had the same stony face as Big Macintosh, expect that Big Macintosh's face barely crumbled in fear.
"It's been a while," mumbled the mysterious stallion, shaking his head gently, letting the breeze run through his dark yellow mane. Goosebumps also appeared on his green coat, but it was not from fear, but from anger.
"Dad..." whispered Big Macintosh as his stony face finally broke apart, a tear-filled expression was all that was left, "You're alive..."
"Surprised?" whispered the stallion, his face turning into a glare, "Ever since you left me here dead?"
Big Macintosh lost control and let more tears fall into the ground. "I'm sorry Poppa...I'm so sorry."
His father's expression didn't change. "You should be son." Large black torn vines emerged from the ground near Big Macintosh, "You should be."
The vines immediately wrapped up around Big Macintosh's neck. As the vines tightened, Big Macintosh, now scared to his limits, struggled to free himself from this predicament.
It was futile. As soon as he realized this, he closed his eyes and gave up. He was going to miss what he had always wanted to be a part of...
AppleBloom getting her Cutie Mark...
Marriage to Rarity...
But most of all, he thought as he gave up his final breath, to know the truth...
CUT!!!
The Author carefully stroked his chin as a young man wearing a black suit let out a nervous smile.
"So what do you think of it?" The young man asked.
"Bullcrap. NEXT!!!!"
Immediately, a bald man pushed the young man out of the way. He took out a CD from his coat he was wearing and placed it in the DVD player that was next to The Author.
Big mac step into bontique
Rarity i home. Big mac shout.
Oh hay bm. Rarty shouted.
CUTIEMARK CRUSADERS YAY Sweetie and two girls shouted.
Marry me raity big m yelled
Yay. Yelled she
Everyone had sex and celestia made big mac prince since blueblood died. everybody die. The end.
"Now THIS I like! You goddamned hired!" The Author barked with a wide smile as he gave a thumbs up to the bald man.
"Umm...The Author?"
"What?!" The Author angrily shouted to his messenger. "It was good! It was more funny! It wasn't like the other one! The other one was more serious, especially when Big Macintosh died! I wa-"
"The Applejack actress wishes to speak to you." The messenger interrupted as he gave The Author a walkie talkie.
The Author blinked as he calmly grabbed the walkie talkie. "Yello?"
"Code Red. I repeat Code Red."
"What the hell's a Code Red?"
"Big Macintosh's missing."
"Oh."
The Author shrugged as he cleared his throat. "Check around the farm."
"I did. Along with the Granny Smith and AppleBloom actresses. He's nowhere around."
The Author gulped. "Well...um..."
He suddenly grinned. "I think I know where he is..."
"SURPRISE!!!!!"
Pinkie Pie immediately broke into the Carousel Boutique. She was holding four board games.
"BIG MACKY! I HEARD YOUSE FEELING DOWNY! SO LET'S PLAY SOME GAMES WITH YOU AND RARITY! IT'LL BE FUN!!!"
Pinkie Pie, at a great speed, ran around the shop, searching for Big Macintosh. He also ran to closets, opening it.
"Aha! I know where he is..."
She quickly bursted into Rarity's bedroom.
Her eyes shrunk when she only saw a passed out Rarity actress lying on her bed. Five empty beer bottles lay next to her.
Pinkie Pie took out her walkie talkie.
"He's not here." The Pinkie Pie actor said in a deep male voice.
The Author almost wet his pants as soon as he heard the news. He lowered the walkie talkie and soon dropped it. The employees had concern expressions on their faces. With a fear-filled gulp, The Author mumbled,
"END THE CHAPTER."
CHAPTER END
The teenager threw his phone at the wall.
"OH COME ON!!!!" He hissed as he started to furiously punch his pillow, "What am I supposed to do now? Play Left 4 Dead with Ltmajordude? Jesus Christ!"
Real World
Sweet Apple Acres
"He ended the chapter?" Applejack asked as she watched her younger sister, AppleBloom, opened a program in her laptop. "Maybe Macintosh found a way out of there!"
"So what now?" Granny Smith asked, who was standing next to Applejack and AppleBloom, "Is there a way to see if he escaped?"
"Thankfully," AppleBloom replied with a smile, "I can hack into that meanie's network and see what's going on."
Applejack ran to the door. "I gotta get Rainbow Dash and the others to gather up. I just KNOW that he's gonna make it out of there! Might as well give him a lil' ol' welcome back visit."
As soon as Applejack left, AppleBloom smiled as she finished typing on her laptop.
"I'm in! Let's see what's going on in 'Big Macintosh's Story' now..."
Big Macintosh's Story
Ponyville
"ATTENTION! BIG MACINTOSH HAS ESCAPED! FIND HIM AND KIL-er I mean DETAIN HIM! IF YOU KILL HIM THAT's ALR-crap uh...YOU GET THE IDEA!"
The speakers that were hidden on roofs of ponies' homes kept playing this message as all the pony actors and actresses ran and scrambled around Ponyville to find Big Macintosh.
"Find him?" The Rainbow Dash actress asked the flying Scootaloo actress.
"Nope." The Scootaloo actress replied. "I checked everywhere. Even the clouds."
"Damn it Scootaloo actress! He's an Earth pony! He can't fly!"
"Ah shut up! You're just jealous that I can fly and you have to use fake wings to goddamn fly. Also, I have a goddamn name you know!"
"Girls! Shut up and find the goddamn red bastard!" The Spike actor complained as he passed by the two actresses.
The Fluttershy actress grumbled as she took out her walkie talkie while in mid-air.
"Hello? Author? We still haven't foun-"
She didn't finished her sentence as she rudely bumped into a pegasus actor.
"Ump! HEY! WATCH WHERE'RE YOU'RE GOING, YOU STUPID F*CKING PIECE OF SH*T! DUMB F*CK!" The Fluttershy actress hissed as she dusted herself.
"Sorry!" The pegasus actor apologized with a sad face.
"YOU SHOULD BE, MOTHERF*CKER! Where was I? Oh yeah."
She cleared her throat as she contacted The Author with her walkie talkie.
"Still couldn't find him The Author!"
The Author angrily stomped the floor, letting out an anger yell.
"DAMN IT, DAMN IT, F*CKING DAMN IT! Just where else the bitch could be at?! Ponyville and the Everfree Forest are the only options! Everywhere else doesn't exist in my story! It's just a goddamn dome! Where could Big Mac-"
The Author stopped as soon as he realized where Big Macintosh was all along.
Real World
Ponyville Schoolhouse
Cheerilee sighed as she slumped to her desk. Recently, she was feeling glum, due to Big Macintosh's departure. After that Hearts and Hooves incident, she decided to go on a date with Big Macintosh, as some sort of punishment to the Cutie Mark Crusaders. However, secretly, she wanted to be on that date, not to punish the Crusaders, but to be with Big Macintosh. Ever since she met him in high school, she became smitten, especially with his calm demeanor. She became more happy and thrilled when AppleBloom came to school for the first time, since it meant that she could watch Big Macintosh come to pick up AppleBloom.
She let out a sigh. Ever since that Author had kidnapped Big Macintosh and made him a part of his fanfiction, Cheerilee started to miss Big Macintosh, love him more.
She opened her desk drawer. Inside, there was a picture of Big Macintosh and Cheerliee on a second date, around the time that the Crusaders were punished for that Hearts and Hooves incident. In the picture, Cheerilee gave Big Macintosh a small red charm. It was her good luck charm she received when she was a filly. When she gave it to Big Macintosh, she claimed that it was "a token of apology" for what happened. However, when she gave it to him, it meant more than that.
She let out a small tear. "I love you, Big Macintosh..."
"Hey Cheerilee!"
Cheerilee almost jumped up and turned around to see a smiling Rainbow Dash.
"I got some good news," Rainbow Dash said, "Guess who's coming back?"
"How's the cameras?" The Author asked his technicians.
One of the technicians gave The Author a thumbs up. "It's working. We can now fully see into the Everfree Forest."
"I don't get it," another technician admitted, "Big Macintosh was scarred for life when we made up that story about how his father died. Why would he go back there?"
The Author sighed. "I guess Big Mac finally grew a pair..."
He took out his remote control and pressed the power button.
"We have visual on that red bitch."
Real World
Near Everfree Forest
"How did you get this giant TV screen?"
"I dunno." Pinkie Pie answered to a curious Twilight Sparkle.
"What really surprised me is that AppleBloom managed to connect the laptop to the screen." Applejack admitted to Twilight, "How did she not get her Cutie Mark yet?"
"Well, at least everypony's here." Rainbow Dash stated as she turned around to see mostly everypony from Ponyville standing there, waiting patiently for Big Macintosh. Even Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were silent as they wanted to see how the events unfold. Standing in front of the huge crowd was the rest of the Mane 6, Big Macintosh's family, and Cheerilee.
"Alright!" AppleBloom shouted to the crowd. "It's connected! Let's see how mah big brother's doing!"
She then pressed the space bar on her laptop.
Big Macintosh's Story
Everfree Forest
Big Macintosh slowly walked around in the dark forest. His heart pumped slightly faster as sound almost became nonexistent. A soft wind blew through the trees, running through his yellow mane. He let out a determined look. He will escape from this nightmare.
Alright. We just need to scare him, so that he can go back to the farm. Simple.
As Big Macintosh let out a sigh, he grabbed something from his saddlebag. Something he would consider his good luck charm. He took it out and stared at it as he put it right in front of him.
Cheerilee's small red charm.
He had secretly loved her since he met her in high school. He fell for her cheery and rebellious manner, especially that frizzled mane. He was filled with joy when he learned that when AppleBloom first started school, her teacher was none other than Cheerilee. He was glad when she punished the Crusaders on the day of the Hearts and Hooves incident. It gave him the chance to finally be with Cheerilee.
He did not know that Cheerilee saw him take out the charm on the screen. She let out a tear. He had it all along...Does that mean...?
Alright. You guys ready?
Big Macintosh let out a tear as he held on to the charm tightly.
"I love you Cheerilee..."
I love you too Big Macintosh...
Deploy Diversion1.exe.
Immediately, ghostly sounds filled the forest. Big Macintosh didn't seem affected by this and calmly walked on, ignoring as the sounds began to sound more creepy. All that was in his mind was home, freedom, family, and Cheerilee.
Damnit. Alright. Go with Diversion2.exe.
A little extreme...but as you wish.
As the sounds faded away, ground started trembling as the trees and plants started shaking. Big Macintosh seemed fazed by this, but still kept going on, focused on his mission.
Sh*t. Diversion3.exe. Now.
But sir. Isn't that going a bit too far?
I said, NOW.
The ground stopped its shaking and immediately, green dots appeared from the shadows. Big Macintosh gulped. Timberwolves.
The green dots came out of the darkness, revealing that they were the eyes of what Big Macintosh guessed, Timberwolves.
Not hesitating, the vicious creatures sprinted towards Big Macintosh. Nevertheless, he dodged their attacks and ran passed them.
MOTHERF*CKER! EXECUTE Diversion4.exe!!! NOW!!!!!!
No! This is going too far! I won't! I refuse!
IDIOT!!!!! I'LL DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Timberwolves that were behind suddenly disappeared. Big Macintosh thought that he was in the clear now.
He was wrong.
The forest, like a finger snapping, immediately started raining and producing massive amount of thunder. The ghost sounds came back, this time making sounds of ponies dying and suffering. The ground trembled so hard that even the strongest trees fell to the ground like leaves. The Timberwolves appeared again, this time much bigger and much hungry.
Big Macintosh let out a fear-filled expression. No. I can't do this...I CAN'T!
He then looked into the charm and soon, for a while, forgot about everything in his presence.
Applejack...AppleBloom...GrannySmith...Ponyville...Cheerilee...
He gritted his teeth as hard as he can as he roared in the top of his lungs.
"I'M COMING!!!"
He immediately ran passed the monster, receiving only scratches, cuts, and bruises. He quickly dodged the falling trees and the thunderbolts that violently struck the ground. He hummed out the tunes of the agonizing sounds.
The Author dropped his jaw as he saw what was happening in front of his eyes. All of Ponyville did the same. Cheerilee just started crying with joy.
As soon as Big Macintosh continued on, receiving only minor wounds all over his body...
THUD!!!
Big Macintosh bumped into the seemingly dark air in front of him. This surprised him, along with the fact that the sounds, shaking, and monsters suddenly disappeared like a lightbulb going out.
He touched the "air" a couple more times, until he realized that there was a small grey hole.
He put his hoof in the hole and soon jiggled it a bit, revealing that there was a concealed grey door. He opened it slowly and noticed that inside was nothing but darkness, with the exception of a sign in the top of the doorway labeled "EXIT."
The Author made no sound as he saw what happened in the screen.
He took out a small microphone and sighed as he turned it on.
"Need to do what needs to be done..."
Big Macintosh gulped.
"Home..." He muttered. "It's...finally over..."
"Big Macintosh. Wait."
Big Macintosh quickly turned around but saw nothing.
"Heh. You can't see me. But I can see you. I'm kinda like God...except you probably don't know who God is..."
Big Macintosh shook his head. "Who are you?"
"I am The Author. I created this world that you are currently in."
Big Macintosh growled. "You're a sick monster."
"Oh am I? The one who gave you happiness, joy, peace?"
"I know you tried to kill me with those diversions!"
"I had no choice! Do you realize what your departure here will do to me?"
"Let me guess. Ruin your story reputation?"
"Correct."
"Humpf. A selfish monster." Big Macintosh exclaimed as he turned to the exit.
"Wait!"
Big Macintosh turned around his head only.
"You have a choice right now. A.) Live in my world. Live a peaceful life, be with your marefriend, be happy. The actors and actresses are so good, you'll think that they're the real residents of Ponyville. Or B.) Go back to your world. Be with your family...in the dangerous cruel world. Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Suri Polormare. Unhappiness will reign there. It always has. Is it worth having to be with your family and friends just for the cruelness there? Shouldn't your family care for you? Your friend respect you? Ha. Of course they don't. They want you to be in that world. Just to satisfy them. Some family and friends. They don't love you. Fake love over real hate Mac. My version of family and friends are enough. I'll even bring back your parents. I can do that...So what's it gonna be? 'A' or 'B?' Fake joy or real suffering, pain, and hate?"
Big Macintosh stopped and thought for a bit.
The Author looked a bit nervous as Big Macintosh thought his decision.
All of Ponyville awaited his answer. The Apple family and Cheerilee knew, in their hearts, that Big Macintosh will pick the right choice.
After some thinking, Big Macintosh finally let out a joyful smile.
As soon as the Author saw the smile on Big Macintosh's face, he let out a frown.
"You're going back to their world, aren't you?"
Big Macintosh calmly replied, "Eeyup."
All of Ponyville suddenly cheered and roared with joy. Applejack, AppleBloom, and Granny Smith cried with joy as they hugged each other. Cheerilee was shedding joyful tears as she looked up to the sky and thanked Celestia for everything.
The employees uncomfortably stared at The Author. Who just stood there. His deadpanned expression refused to change. He stared at the screen, his right eye was slightly twitching.
This ain't over yet Big Macintosh...
Big Macintosh gave a bow before he turned around and headed to the exit.
Real World
Near Everfree Forest
Everypony was silent as they stared at the forest. They were all anxious to see Big Macintosh.
Immediately, he suddenly appeared in thin air. He blinked as he realized how quixkly that took.
Before he could think another thought, his family came and tackled him, giving him tight hugs.
"I missed ya Big Mac!" shouted Applejack, letting her tears fall on Big Macintosh.
"Me too sonny!" yelled Granny Smith as she tighten the hug.
"Me three big bro!" cried AppleBloom as she cried on Big Macintosh's chest.
All of Ponyville cheered of his arrival, some ponies chanted his name.
As the family stopped hugging Big Macintosh, he noticed Cheerilee not too far away, who was lightly kicking the dirt. She looked up and saw Big Macintosh coming towards her, making her blush a bit.
As soon as they were close enough, they looked into each other's eyes.
Tears came out of Cheerilee's eyes. Big Macintosh almost did the same thing.
Immediately, Cheerilee gave Big Macintosh a big hug and cried on his shoulders. He simply hugged her back and gently kissed the side of her head.
"I love you Cheerilee."
"I love you too Big Macintosh."
As he tighten the hug, he looked up to the sky, thanking Celestia that it was now over.
He was finally home.
And that, my dear readers, is the story of Big Macintosh.
THE END...for now...
The teenager calmly grabbed some chips from his Doritos Nacho Cheese bag.
He placed them in his mouth, chewing the junk food as he placed his hand back to his controller.
LTMAJORDUDE HAS JOINED YOUR XBOX LIVE PARTY
"Hey what's up guys! It's me Lieutenant!"
"Oh look who it is..." One of the XBOX LIVE party members grumbled.
"Lieutenant, get out of the party." The teenager replied.
"...OK..."
LTMAJORDUDE HAS LEFT YOUR XBOX LIVE PARTY
"I wonder when that Big Macintosh's Story is gonna get updated?" The teenager mumbled as he took a sip of his Mountain Dew.
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Ooooooooh my aching brain. . . This is all kinds of Inception levels.
Although the part with Pinkie actor having a deep manly voice brought tears of laughter to my eyes XD
I'm also looking forward to the sequel and how you plan on getting revenge on Macintosh
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For the sequel, sompeony else will be part of it...
Thank you.
What do you mean revenge?
I never said that.
This is perhaps the greatest satirical story to showcase how absurd most authors on this site are. I love this so very much, it pleases me greatly and brings much laughter to my soul. I can only hope you create more stories like this.
Also, I like the Turman show reference.
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Thank you. Though honestly, I'm not doing this to mock authors. I just wanna do a story similar to the Truman Show.
And don't worry. There will be a sequel.
3871157
Meta? Is that some kind of vitamin crap?
Wow. This is shit.
4278273
No doubt that you would like the sequel. Mind going in detail on why this abomination is similar to feces, please? Care to give me advice on how to improve this so that it would no longer be compared to poop, please?
Sorry if I disappointed you.
EDIT: You don't have to answer if you want to.
EDIT: Don't wanna answer? OK.
what did you make me read?
4430655
A good story no? 
Oops. Wrong emicon. 
There we go. Wait, is that how you say it? Emicon?
A story, genius.
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Emoticon ._.
4430743
Oh yeah. I knew that.
Well, thanks for reading my story anyway.
4278273
Agreed.
4860245
Can't satisfy everyone.
4860297
I hear ya.
6509605
I ask myself the same question.