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I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.



Rainbow Dash needs bits. After reading a help wanted ad, she decides to take a second job as a night guard for five nights at a propane store...

Parody of Five Nights at Freddy's.

I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, King of the Hill, or Five Nights at Freddy's.

Thanks to CogWing for helping me with this story. :twilightsmile:

Gameplay is not 100% accurate with this story. This is my own telling.

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Comments ( 78 )

"Taste the meat!" They said in unison with a creepy smile. "Not the meat!"

But, you just said taste the meat.

Fixed. Thanks. :twilightsmile: Read the rest of story. :derpytongue2:
Butane's a bastard gas. :derpytongue2:


I was hoping you'd say that! :yay:

I sell propane and propane accessories.

*sees the title*


We're about to see just how professional Rainbow "Professionalism" Dash is. Freakin' love King of the Hill! :yay:

This here was a fine piece o' work, I tell ya hwhat.

if turning it down hwat would you turn it down for?


lmao i cried a little reading this. loved it.

Bill was a sad and obese man back on Earth. However, when he arrived in Equestria, he suddenly became happy and adjusted very well there.

Yay for Bill!:pinkiehappy: Finally happy!

Hank and his friends eventually died of old age.

What?! Nooooo!:raritycry:

I quiet enjoyed this bizarre story! What an odd combination:rainbowhuh:! But you made it work!

This is probably the best Five Nights fic I've read on this site!
That being said, there is one small hiccup:

She picked another article, one that had a picture of four coffins and a crowd of somber ponies.
"Founders of Strickland Propane Pass Away from Old Age!"

They all died of old age at the same time? How does that work?

Who knows? Maybe that will be explained in the sequel. :pinkiecrazy: Maybe.

I pictured the manager as a ponified Buck Strickland for some reason. It seems like he wouldn't fix a problem like this anyway.

I give you credit for originality on this one, at the very least.

Note to self, avoid being a night guard for anywhere with anamatomic machines, for major algorithm flaws.

i always questioned hanks quiet calm mild demeanor

anyway i was like, pissh how scary can hank and the gang be?:rainbowhuh:

But, their problems were solved when pony scientists mastered animatronics. So now, robot versions of Hank and his friends now operated Strickland Propane,

Well,:rainbowderp: thats a interesting plot point.:rainbowkiss:

Okay, this is the best FNaF crossfic I've read; tying in King of the Hill, no less :rainbowlaugh: Kudos to you, Major!

What I don't get is how Cadance is the right age, and yet she is there aunt.

Niece. Unless that was intentional.

Very nice, man. You even got their characters and comedy right despite the dark atmosphere :pinkiecrazy::moustache:

Thanks for pointing out the "niece" and unintentionally showing me the "there" mistake. :twilightsmile:

And thanks for enjoying my story!

Please do the sixth and seven(th)nights...

I have no words that can describe how awesome this story is, besides, well..

And for the heck of it..

However, since humans aged faster than ponies,

I think it should be the opposite way around, since in real life a human's lifespan can easily double an in some cases triple that of a ponies, but you're not talking about real life ponies now are you... :raritywink:

Great read! I'll have to read it again sometime, give you a better review than this. :facehoof:

5054460 i think he wrote that just to piss us off

I didn't know that I needed this in my life until now.

The gang as propane murderous robots hmm? EXTERMINATUS!!!!

Crossing Pony with Freddy's and King of the Hill...

How is that a thing?! :twilightoops:

So does this mean there's also a Golden Hank?

I don't know how to feel about this...

I was expecting the cigarette you kept mentioning to cause a propane explosion, destroying/damaging them all and explaining the barn fire.

5059192 So your planning on doing a sequel? I look forward to that.

Being a big fan of King Of The Hill, ponies and FNAF, I really enjoyed this funny story. Especially since you picked one of my favorite ponies as the main character.

Thanks. I'm doing a sequel only because word is that Five Nights at Freddy's is doing a sequel.

I don't know when I'm going to work on it, but know this:
Scootaloo MAY be included along with Rainbow Dash again.
You MAY see a robot version of Kahn Souphanousinphone and Cotton Hill.

I could actually imagine Hank Hill charging toward the security room as foxy while yelling "I sell Propane and Propane accessories"

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