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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Commander Shepard and his trusty steed Applejack save Humanity from evil Celestia, that wants to all Humanity into pastel smiling Pony zombies.

To all what? :rainbowhuh:

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Turn.

This took me ten minutes to write.

So epic, so awesome.

There is a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of another angry Celestia next to the Human and Pony lovers.
"Listen here, you evil bitch! You leave Humanity alone! I can't fall asleep without masturbating to sexy Human porn before I go to bed!" she shouted.
"Uh Humie Celestia, it's already-- began Shepard before being interrupted.
"Not now you sexy bastard!" she turned and continued to yell at Celestia sitting on her throne. "I mean how dare you try harm my sexy Humans! Humans should be treated with kindness and consensual sex! Not war and xenocide!"

YES YES YES SO MUCH YES!

I laughed more than I should have.

You win 10 internets..... Oh what a hell take 1.000 internets.

I guess just looking at the picture alone implies all you need to know about this fic. :rainbowlaugh:

You get a like, and a what, and a huh? And Finally a WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ!? :rainbowhuh: :applejackconfused: :rainbowderp: :twilightoops:

Bahaahahahaha. Well done.

It was funny, and then

Shepard jumped off Applejack, ran up the steps to interrupt by her giving her a hug from answering the blue paragon symbol, that appeared on the right in his eye sight.

I died.

What did I just read...?

Thanks everyone!

Also...

You can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than Commander Shepard...:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:...beeyoch!

HA! Kewl.

Also, does anyone know if Humie Celestia has a tumblr? Because if Molestia and Trollestia do, it seems only fair that she have one too.

i need time to process on what the just happened...

So I see you went with the standard TCB route

..........My brain..... Can't process .... Logic has failed me.....

fav...

like...

Lota of Moustaches is I could figure out how to get this accursed pony face system to work on my phone...

Wow, just... wow.

I'm Commander Shepard...and this is my favorite fic on the Citadel!

I don't know what the flying fuck I just read.

But it was glorious.

What did I just read? :unsuresweetie:

Anyway, that title face!

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What the fuck did I just read?

We'll bang, okay?

Dafaq...?:rainbowhuh:

I'll give this a like because I don't know what in God's name I just read, but I'm dying of laughter!:rainbowlaugh::pinkiecrazy:

I'm Commander Shepard and Applejack is best pony on the Citadel.

Well, I just got my daily "Facepalm" fix. Thx.

This is easily the best story this sorry site will ever host. Ever.

Congratulations sir/ma'am, this get's all my WTFs. ALL of them. My brain is still catching up on what I just read.

Good heavens sir, that face Shepard is making is so......ugly.:pinkiesick: No offense though:twilightsmile:

Okay, I've been following the Conversion Bureau on Fanfiction.net so I know what's going on (though I am disappointed there hasn't been an update in forever).

And this was amusing and had just the right amount of "good writing" mixed with "what am I reading". Well done.

I am slightly confused as to why this has the "sex" tag though.

I am slightly confused as to why this has the "sex" tag though.

because potataoes

My god... It's beautiful.

I've looked at this for five hours now.

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