Rainbow Dash has been given LSD by Twilight Sparkle. Dash is left all alone like a rainbow in the dark after a fun day of tripping turns tragic.
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Bill O'Reilly
Hello everypony My name is Bill O'Reilly, I'm a political commenter on Fox news. When I'm not busy curing gays with prayer I like to write stories about ponies. God Bless America.
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I dare not even read this. It's Bill.
BUT THEN AGAIN.
It's Bill O Reilly.
Great trollfic.
The title seems a bit more like a Twystron troll fic.
How is Rarity going to heaven? Also
“Let’s see here, Twilight Sparkle. Damnation for 12,284 counts of witchcraft. Pinkamena Diane Pie, Damnation for 23,978 counts of Gluttony. Applejack, Damnation for one counts of being a Mormon. Princess Celestria and Princess Luna, Damnation for tampering with a celestial body...."
I was also surprised that RD's table didn't have Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Al Capone, Pinkamena Diane Pie, John Wilkes Booth, and Osama Bin Laden.
"The only liquid in Hell was Busch non-alcoholic beer." Yeah that seems about right.
Anyway, very good would read again made me horny, excuse me for a bit...
I saw the title and thought, "I bet Bill O'Reilly wrote that." True story.
What did i just read?
Hell, is nothing like that, well, it kind of is, you forgot a few things about it though. Satanists get deluxe suits and their stays don't suck, the T.V.'s get FOX, CNN, MTV, and HGTV too, and we recently started handing out mixed nut pouches with the welcoming baskets instead of just penuts and started playing Justin Beiber non stop on loud speakers in people's rooms if their sins were extra bad. If you want I can go into greater detail about the recent changes in policies and such.
339989 Why would you find Stalin, Hitler, and Osama in hell though?
Man, she should be glad she didn't get a computer. The only pages it can open are MLP fics by Bill O'Reilly.
340064 How could you not? They failed to take over the world and deserve a punishment for it.
DAT DESCRIPTION
IT'S A DIO REFERENCE
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340079 But.....I thought only bad people went to hell.
340100 They're bad people cause they failed their tasks given to them by Satan. Satan does not like failures.
Fascinante relato estimado caballero, debido a que su historia contiene una trama exquisita, le exijo una continuacion o la muerte de otro personaje que este destinado al infierno.
Buenas noches estimado caballero.
PD: que tipos de drogas o alcohol consumio para escribir este intrigante relato?
Not a bad fanfic. BTW, I thought you were completely against anything that was even remotely feminine.
340108 Oh, When you put it that way...
340164 Have you been endarkened? If so you should probably go make a sacrifice immediately! He will want to know how you will darken this plane of existance in His glory.
I feel so bad for Rainbow Dash. At least Bill's other trollfics (most of them) had some semblance of a happy ending...
I still liked it, but poor Rainbow.
You know, I used to think that there was no way these could be written by the real Bill O'Reilly; it must be a pseudonym of some kind. But now, after reading the author's note here, I am utterly convinced. Hi Bill!
Was anyone else amused that Twilight gets damned for using witchcraft but Rarity doesn't?
At least their was a mint on her pillow
340186 Good idea, I shall go write a fic in honor of Lord Satan.
I always enjoy Bill's trollfics. They are so well done. It's professional grade trolling and it's self assuming too.
Wooh! Best pony made it!
For some reason I thoroughly enjoyed this
Also, wouldn't they be called plot-holes?
I actually have to admit that this was really, really funny.
Bill, why are you so good at trolling? Seriously this makes me wanna write my own high grade trollfic
On a more serious note... ONLY Busch non alcoholic beer? That's torture
i honestly dont know what to think about this one
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341426 Failure
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Indeed it was. Stupid phone.
339989 I know, it's totally my style.
C'MONNNNN EGORAPTOR WOULDN'T WRITE TROLLFIC
This is so wrong...and yet, so right.
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I wanna go to hell now
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I love it.
whelp.....
nothing to do here
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Better written than most fanfics I read or written... I was expecting a creepy story but, it seemed to flow nicely with a plot twist. Somewhat 90's cartoon humor that was over the top wacky but fit well and made sense. <3 this fanfic!!!
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