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Bill O'Reilly


Hello everypony My name is Bill O'Reilly, I'm a political commenter on Fox news. When I'm not busy curing gays with prayer I like to write stories about ponies. God Bless America.

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Oh god what did I read.

That was retardedly hilarious.

:raritydespair:

That is all

One mistake.
'“What does it matter anyway? It’s just a little gas, it’ll pass.” Pinkie Pie snickered.
Twilight’s nose scrunched up. “Get serious Dash, if this keeps up were gonna have to go outside and get some fresh air. The pigs are everywhere, we’ll get arrested for sure.” They stood silent as police sirens wailed in the distance above them.'

Should be, 'Get serious Pinkie.'
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No nothing is wrong wih you.
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Don't you
mean: :twistnerd: :yay: :twilightsheepish: :raritystarry: :rainbowlaugh: :pinkiehappy: :ajsmug: :derpytongue2: :scootangel: ?
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It's called fanfiction.
Good day.:moustache:

This is the single greatest piece of humor Fanfiction ever made!
you have my like. you have them all!
:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Excellent parody, good man.

Worst thing i've ever read.
Liked.

Best thing ever. I love you, trollfic writer. I love you so much.

Ok, I'll admit it: I laughed. And it totally would be Fluttershy. The shyer they are, the worse the farts are it seems. With Fluttershy being as shy as she is, then I can imagine the smell being akin the xenomorph's acid blood. All who smell it die writhing in pain at it's potency.

What the hell are you on about, man? Those burritos are good.

This. Is. The. Worst. Story. Ever.
...
FAVORITE, I ABSOULOUTLY LOVE THIS FUCKING STORY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

OHH MY GOOOD! HELP ME! I'M FUCKING DIEING OF LAUGHTER! I CAN'T BREATH!!! OMFG! :rainbowlaugh::raritycry::rainbowlaugh:

Seriously what the fuck did I just read?

All right. Fine. I admit it. While I abhor trollfics in every form...this one was actually worth reading.

Now never do it again.

I was going to thumbs down it. but then I carried on reading and its just too hilarious.
your stories need a light heart to read, but if you accept them for what they are, they're amazing.
truly amazing.

This was an amazingly touching and sad story. You kept me hooked from beggining to the end. The story was extremely dispairful but you managed a good amount of comical relief. This story has inspired me to better myself as a person. I simply can't wait for the second chapter. Keep up the amazing work. :pinkiehappy:

That was freakin hilarious!

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

This is the greatest thing that I've ever read. Five Pinkie Pie's out of Five.
:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Oh my god, that was probably the worst thing I have ever read, but it made me laugh my fucking ass off.

Cheers to you, friend. :rainbowlaugh:

Wow.
Just wow.
I was going to track this story, but decided against it when RD was Fluttershy's marefriend, They all are criminals, the fourth wall does not even apply, RD killed her without any doubt, they were douchebag enough to record it, and did it all in 1015 words.
This has mentally scarred me for life.
Great job!

I think the smell of a dead body would be worse than a fart. Then again, I don't eat at Taco Bell. THANK GOD.:twilightoops:

...Okay, now I'll watch you, Bill O'Reilly! Are you satisfied now!? :applecry:

'A high pitched squeaker.' :fluttershyouch:

This...

Allmywat.

I have no words. But i did laugh. Lord did i giggle like a five year old at a fic of fart jokes. :rainbowlaugh:

Is there something wrong with me... With us? :twilightoops:

What was I smoking to have me read this? :applejackconfused:

That was actually... Pretty funny

This is brilliant for all the wrong reasons.

Huuuge failure in logic, here. Death causes the body to lose control of its bowels, so the screaming shits would have been all the more inevitable. That said, I find this a hilarious parody of "The Cough."

umm okaaay:rainbowderp:, i'm.. i'm... i just don't have any words for this

"...the time Jesus came to Ponyville."

. . .

*lightbulb-over-head!* :raritystarry: IDEEEAAA~!

This is the best parody of "The Cough, Crumbling" from Ebon Mane that ive ever read... still it creeps me out the hell of me:pinkiecrazy:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

This was so ridiculous it was funny!

This is just begging for an Epic Read on Youtube. I could make a million accounts and not be able to thumb this up enough!

:applejackconfused::derpytongue2::pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh::twilightoops::facehoof:

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I wish it hadn't gotten so self-aware and meta in the middle. If this had played completely straight all the way through, it would have been perfect.

It's no The Giggle, in other words.

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