Twilight Sparkle Builds a time machine and goes back in time to meet Jesus.
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Bill O'Reilly
Hello everypony My name is Bill O'Reilly, I'm a political commenter on Fox news. When I'm not busy curing gays with prayer I like to write stories about ponies. God Bless America.
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So twilight has a chainsaw time machine? 0_o
253950 I thought what the fuck is going to happen oh god ponies killed Jesus and then a chainsaw time machine what the hell
Fimfiction is now worse than fanfiction.net
What the hay?
Okay, I allowed the first one, but this is horrible. No sir.
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Not bad surreal fiction, or troll fiction as the case may be.
I expected chainsaw-wielding Jesus, though. You dissapointed me.
Also, George Thorogood? What do you think I am, 40?
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This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read.
What the fuck.
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Pwhahahahaha!!!!
I love you.
now THAT would most certainly make me want to read the bible if it were recorded in there
At first, I was like 'What'
Then I read it, and I was like 'What'
I was first like what,
Then I was all like I'm going to hell,
Then my head asploded allover the walls, and I got myself some shizle and started to call myself Jesus.
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I lol'd so hard. All of my wat.
I now worship Jesus AND satan equally
i didnt know that was possible... now i know, i must travel to Nazareth to get this "Bomb ass shit" 
Uhh...
at the other one.
at this one.
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That's how I looked when I saw the cover art.
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That's how I looked when I finished reading.
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This is how I look now.
Swag.
I am now alive on the inside
Yes.