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Bill O'Reilly

Hello everypony My name is Bill O'Reilly, I'm a political commenter on Fox news. When I'm not busy curing gays with prayer I like to write stories about ponies. God Bless America.


The Cutie Mark Crusaders land a job at a local Wal-Mart in their desperate search for a cutie mark. The new found responsibility soon takes a toll on their sanity as they struggle to make the job work. Will they be able to keep their new job and it's promising chance at earning a cutie mark? No.

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Other then two minor spelling mistakes I noticed, the writing was flawless and the plot well developed. I have really come to enjoy reading your particular brand of humor, and I hope to see more in the future. :moustache:

I will never be able to look at Trixie again without imagining her mopping floors.

Someone needs to draw them in the nazi cart.

I have so much faith in this man's writing ability that I thumbs'd up and favourited this before I even read it.

That being said, hurry for a new story from Bill O'Reilly! :rainbowwild:

I've seen much typos for wd're and stuff but other than that, it was epic.
Either I will use this corrupted universe in my Universe Travelling fic(no details given yet) or I will suggest it in Sweetie Chronicles. That is, if you don't mind

Ten out of fucking ten.

As always.

God damn you Bill O'Reilly, why can't I be as bald and angry as you.

Now this is fucking awesome!

Your time skip marks, curse my dirty mind. :rainbowderp:

Fucking Awesome.

Is it me or would this make a really good movie? Someone should make fan art of this, immediately.

All i have to say is that we are all going straight to hell, no need to save seats cause they have been reserved.
See you all when we get there

Well that was all kinds of unapologetic awesome.

This only has 371 views? There is no justice in the world.

This is easily the funniest ponyfic I've ever read and it's pretty high up on the list of funniest things I've read ever.

I love how it starts off sounding mildly wacky (CMCs get a security job) and then slowly turns up the ridiculousness (shoplifting, flashing, drugs) until you have them in the Nazi cart raising hell and shouting obscenities. There's a lot of "pony in modern-society" fics, but by turning the parody up to cartoonish levels nothing seems out of place. I didn't even bat an eyelash at the sudden appearance of modern cars and DVDs in Equestria because it made just about as much sense as anything else that was going on.

I also like how it was specifically Scootaloo who put the key in the dash. :scootangel:

Maybe I'll have to tune into your show more, Mr. O'Reilly. I didn't realize you had such a penchance for comedy.

sweet story..... the CMC's are nazi peices of shit that bring anarchy and chaos to the world...... discord would be proud. i wish there are discord emotocons here. :ajbemused::unsuresweetie::applecry::scootangel:

oh, and pinkie pie is a peice of shit...... :derpytongue2: derpz poisoned your next meal pinks.,.....

Bill OReilly, nice work!
The CMC finally get their cutie marks.

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