Bon Bon is a narcissistic, pessimistic, perverted, and cynical earth pony from Ponyville. She's about as uncouth as they come and seems to get worse as she gets older. In her young adult life Bon Bon has only really had two friends, Octavia melody who is a fellow earth pony and plays the cello, and Vinyl Scratch, the unicorn Dj who goes by the stage name DJ-P0n3. Bon Bon's uncouthness hits a high point when she's caught checking out Vinyl's flank. At this Octavia yells, "Get your own stupid Unicorn!" Well maybe that's just what Bon Bon will do. Get your own stupid unicorn is based off the amazing picture by Gift-Wrap (it also happens to be the piece I'm using for the cover with her permission).
Chapters (5)
This is awesome. I love Bon Bon.
There are a few grammatical errors which pulled me out of the story, but other than that, this rocks.
It would be 'mares'. 'Mare's' sounds like it belongs to the mare.
'you're' means 'you are'. 'your' is the proper word to say it belongs to you.
Liking, faving, following.
3812589 Were those the only ones? I will go back and fix that when I get the chance...(kinda mad at myself for making such simple errors but that's another story) glad you liked it
3812724 I think so.
3812728 Also thank you for liking, faving, and fallowing. Mean's a lot
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I can't wait to see where you take it next. Are you going to?
I really like the story so far :P. Aside from a few spelling errors here and there, it's looking really good. I really like the way you wrote Bon-Bon as being cool and uncouth, unlike the more sophisticated and stuff she usually is. A like and favorite and all that jazz are deffinately in order. Keep up the great work, I can't wait to see how their "date" goes :P.
Interesting start. Looking forward to seeing how this ends up. Lyra is adorable here and Bon-Bon seems awesome!
I wold like to see a sequel
Very cute.
Caught a few small errors for you.
This one is tricky. You're not really supposed to put a comma after the second-to-last item on a list. If you read the top one out loud, using a small pause after every comma you'll see what I mean.
Well, we did see Pinkie make a hand in one episode...
Didn't catch anything else besides that. Good job!
i haven't really tried out lyra and bon-bon shipping and this fanfic made me to do so!
This is AMAZING! and i will be more than glad to see a new chapter soon! 
3816526 Well thanks
I guess there's no sadness, just unicorns and magic.
While they all fly on a fashionable pink duvet.
But mostly Bon-Bon
Mostly Bon-Bon's gay
3818559 You liked?
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Yes, very much
3819538 Ah well then I'm glad
i wan sum weed tho
3820102 Gift-Wrap on DeviantART.com...go fallow her. She's amazing.
I have seen a lot of fics where Lyra's bubbly and upbeat, though they usually have Bon Bon be her opposite, being more serious and focused. But I like this style as well
Take a like and fav.
this... I shall be watching it for new updates.
Meh.
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I do believe you've been outvoted in this instance, Princess.
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Silly, in the Empire, my word is Law.
3821641 *bows lowly* I'm sorry I have disappointed you my princess! Please, is there anything I can do to repay the time you wasted on a lowly pony such as myself?
3821855 Kind of sucks because Cadence is my favorite princess xD
Wow, even my OC has a sexy unicorn marefriend.
Really BonBon, you need to step up your game!
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Nah, I only got about halfway through the chapter.
3825268 Ah sorry. Crystal ponies are cool though
3824360 Everyone has a unicorn but Bonny
Soooo, Bon Bon will have to fight off Lyra's 7 evil exes? Pleeeease let it be so!
3827477 Seven? Probably not...I think that'd be too on the nose. Maybe one but we'll get to that
Lyra's mane has 'stapes' in it?
Alo, is this human-enthusiast/hand-obsessed Lyra, because that would make things interesting
3829992 Alas another typo...probably should have read this more carefully before posting it. No that Lyra is used in another fan fic I'm writing. She's actually getting her own chapter soon...
3830223 Could you link me the one with Human-obsessed Lyra?
I'd look for it myself, but the Xbox 360's internet explorer is a bitch of a thing to operate.
Alright. I'll follow this. See where it goes :P
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Aaaaaw! I was looking forward to epic fight scenes between Bonny and some other random pony that Lyra dated for like 2 weeks, who shows up just randomly without any explanation...
3831903 Fight yes. Other stuff...sorry
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/125407/dual-melody
3832719 Thanks. I'll have to put it in my 'read later' list, but that just means it'll be a day or two.
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I really liked this. I'm definitely putting this in my favorites. I can't wait to see how it plays out.
3833012 Thanks
3834072 Lyra has a more pinned-down personality, but Bon Bon seems to be an unwritten book.
She has as many personalities as she does voice actors. (canon and not canon)
3834118 That's why I like working with the back ground ponies all my ideas and creativity slapped into a package everyone knows. Almost as good as my original stuff getting fans...
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You know, it's very possible to make Lyra a human enthusiast without turning her into mono-obsessive fanon Lyra. Or even all that crazy. Calm, reasonable UFO and Occult enthusiasts exist.
3847357 I'll keep that in mind
3847357 I'll keep that in mind
Interesting
It's silly and cute, I like what you have going here. There are very few Bon Bon stories I actually like out there, so it's nice to see another. Keep up the good work.
4041507 Thanks
Update?