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Fluttershy has been a vegan for a very long time, and after having her one year anniversary with her friends, she decides to invite them over for an entirely vegan meal. Little does she know that her friends are omnivores and they want her to eat meat as well.
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What do you have against Scootaloo?
Man, that was odd. It kinda seemed like you took a part of each popular fiction and mix it up trying to create a new one. Well, I'm afraid you kinda failed doing so, the whole story is just fucked up. It simply doensn't quite fit the ponies actual characters. To make matters worse you also tried to implement memes where you can, but they didn't fit neither : |
Ok 2 things one Equine species can't digest or even chew meat their teeth are like our front teeth for eating grass and second all if they are eating any sort of meat all their animals in their world are sentient so it's like canibialnism in a really weird way other than that I rate it 3 out of 5 spike mustache
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whats even more confusing is I kinda enjoyed it 0_0
3104530 I don't have anything against Scootaloo.....There's just a picture that I saw called "Scootaburger" and I thought it was silly.
3104806 That's your opinion. I had a great time writing this fic, and it was supposed to be ridiculous and over the top.
That was just... I don't even...
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You might want to read this.
3105692 key word artic horse their climate is about in the 80s and also I doubt the meat the horse at there are real meat like what we eat today may not be meat but I still do enjoy BACON
3105692 also it's a blog not a real news article but I don't trust anything in this world.
3105692 Ok, there is a balance here between fact and make believe. I know that Equines don't eat meat. This is part of the silliness. The entire purpose of the fiction is to be silly with a message to the reader. The ponies here in this story are supposed to be more like humans and be omnivores. Equines aren't supposed to talk either. I also updated this to the authors notes.
3105197 I wasn't trying to be offensive, I just wanted to express my opinion, hope you didn't misunderstand that.
3107958 I understand that, but you could have been a bit more gentle with your words instead of using words like "fucked up" and "failed." I don't ever down vote people's stories even if I don't like them when I read them. If I may comment on their story about what I felt they could have done better, then I also make sure to say something that I felt was good and I enjoyed about their story to encourage them to write more and to try harder. Being totally negative with criticism doesn't help others even if you are just expressing your own opinion. I know you were not hating, but I deal so much with hate and negativity on my other stories that it gets really old.
No offense taken though. Thanks for reading.
3104530 fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/128/5/6/eating_scootaloo_by_fluttervore-d64iosm.png
3108714 That made me laugh so much! Thanks for that picture!
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3108714 WTF?!
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OM NOM NOM NOM
Is this considered a troll fic? I don't think I've read a troll fic before...
Even though I thought it was ridiculous, I still managed to laughed out loud, and that ending! I totally didn't see that one coming!
Although not my favorite of your stories, but it was a nice distraction and rebound from the one involving Rarity.... gosh the nightmares I had from that one... 0_0 I realize that most of your fics have rather informative details on food and their harm or benefits, (reminds me of my food sociology class back in the day) which does feel a bit preachy after having to read about it in almost every story... however I do have to ask, are daffodils really poisonous to ponies???
I like for one reason, MEAT! I love my meat, and yes I'm not a big vegan fan, sorry to all ma vegan bronies/pegasisters out there! :D Heck even God is all for it, who am I to say no? That's why one of my all time fav verse is Acts 10:11 - 13 = '...saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending unto him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth. Wherein were all manner of four-footed beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.'
Amen!
(heh, Scootaburgers...)
3203530 No. This isn't a troll fic...At least it's not intended to be one, but it's supposed to be funny and ridiculous. I really don't like Veganism as you can tell by the story. My sister used to be one of those strict Vegans and I tried it once with her. I don't think I even lasted a week on the diet because I became so very sick and weak until I ate meat again and became strong like super Fluttershy in the story! Yes, I'm a bit of a health freak now a days because through a special organic diet, I was able to cure some diseases/disorders that had ruined my life for about six years and I practically lived at Doctor's offices and spent thousands upon thousands of dollars in hopes to be cured which never happened by them. I saw the best of the best and even took a flight trip out to the Mayo Clinic because I was like a worst case scenario. I'm talking like I would be in bed for up to twenty hours a day because I was so sick. I had no life at all. I'm glad you noticed the little health hints in my other stories. I made a story that explains many of my health related concerns and complaints called, "Twilight Sparkle Goes to the Dark Side of Science."
That's a great Bible verse. Now pass the Scoota-meat please.
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And I'm glad things turn out for the better for you. And yes, that story about Twilight was the first of your fics that I read. And hopefully, I'll get to finish the rest before I continue with my own fic!
Ah yes, I believe I've managed to gain a little insight to your life's story by the posts you placed here and facebook.
But before that, I think I've had enough meat for the day, time for desserts. Pass the cupcakes please...
ALRIGHT, I've seen enough. I haven't hated a fiction or the person who could conceive of it since I found "Rainbow Factory".
These are the parts I found hilarious :
When pinkie talks about the clopfic
Flutershy creating a sonic flutterboom
Scootsburgers/cupcakes.
Once again you have outdone yourself.
3253724 Thanks! Yes, this was just a crazy and silly fic.
that is false, you'd be surprised as to how often horses and other cattle eat meat (most often birds).
too often or too much at a time can cause an illness but they do eat meat.
3322569 There's one pony I know from a farm that I like to visit that likes to eat tuna fish. I was surprised at some of the stories that I heard from the expert there who takes care of the horses and ponies. The stories were pretty surprising to me.
There is an example where a calf in India ate chickens on a farm. Here is the link.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/03/08/chicken-eating-calf-makes-india-farmer-famous/
I FUCKING LOVED THIS.
bacon.... BACON.... BACON!!! BBBBBAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
oh lord, my jimmies..... "evolution is JUST at theory" .... so much rustling.
you have no idea how many times i have had to bitch slap creationists and even less of an idea of how hilarious this is in my opinion.
hilarious this story is*
3395124 Thank you. I had a lot of fun writing it.
Well, on the bright side, that fourth wall joke was really funny!
Ephesians 4:15
New International Version (NIV)
15 Instead, speaking the truth in love, we will grow to become in every respect the mature body of him who is the head, that is, Christ.
Yeah, I guess they never read this part of the Bible. Seriously, lighten up! Why is everyone so evil! This is Friendship is Witchcraft! I think it might be even worse! Were you in a bad mood when you wrote this? Cause it's terrible!
Are you mentally insane?
I'm serious.
This
is
horrible.
I've never seen something so bad since Friendship is Witchcraft: Seed No Evil! I would rather read Rocket to Insanity than this slap to the face of Lauren Faust. This is like some kind of cruel joke. I mean, wasn't Cult Leader Fluttershy bad enough? Wasn't Pattycakes Fluttershy bad enough?
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Congratulations! You are now on my list of people I strongly dislike, right below Richard Dawkins and Sherclop Pones, and right above Sergeant Sprinkles
So the Element of Kindness is eating Scootaloo. I get it, Alternate Universe, but this is still the worst thing I've ever read. So Fluttershy decides it's not bad to eat meat, fine. But still, everpony else is completely heartless, Applejack makes Gilda look like a Disciple, and then Fluttershy goes on an animal killing spree? Just because Angel is a demon doesn't mean you can have Fluttershy kill him. If something else killed him and she ate him, then that would work. But none of this is in Fluttershy's character, and it all just feels like an Episode of Friendship is Witchcraft. And then you do a stupid Cupcakes reference that's really getting old. It is getting harder and harder to forgive Sprinkles for writing that rag full of blood.
3409354 I am not an Applejack hater. Applejack and Rainbow Dash are by far my two most favorite ponies out of the group. I make this crystal clear in my other fics. You're taking things WAY too seriously here. This is tagged as a comedy story for a reason and It's just a ridiculous and silly one shot fic. I was in a very silly mood when writing this. There's no need to act so upset over this.
This kind of reminded me of the movie "The Freshman".
I think you should warn your viewers on the fic description that the fic breaks the third wall and is a bit of a trollfic.
And that second d-word cost you a fave from me for this story.
I don't even know what to say.
I haven't seen this much Meta since Deadpool's game!
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I think you may have missed the point. Do they teach you satire in the new testament? Or humour at all for that matter? Please take note, if you have not already, of the writers intentions before reading a story. And failing that, at least make an attempt to note the tags (specifically the big yellow one labelled comedy), because perhaps then it would occur to you that the writer very deliberately made the characters OOC for the purposes of comedy, and to appeal to those with a functioning sense of humour.
On an entirely separate note, and I'm not trying to judge you here, liking someone based purely on their religion is extraordinarily shallow, and very anti-Christian if you ask me, or at the very least more akin to the "old testament" type of Christian, which for your sake I hope you aren't, because slavery and sexism and all that shizazz is kinda unpopular in today's society...
Oh, and just wait until you find out how I make my cupcakes, Dashie!"
Me: Ok but first do you want to know how I make backwards headed ponies? Here let me show you!
(For Scootalooooooo!
) xd
Vegans can't live a healthy lifestyle without meat?
Two words: protein bars.
Holy crap...
I assume "evolution is just a theory" and "vegans are super unhealthy" are just parts of the absurdist humor and not meant as actual statements.