Fluttershy Eats Meat!

by Brian Jacko


Bye Bye Angel Bunny

Five ponies stood at the door of Fluttershy's cottage.

Applejack banged on the door with her front hoof.

"Knock, knock, knock."

"The door is open, come in," Fluttershy said

Applejack opened the door and the five mares stepped inside. They all gasped in horror at what they saw. Animal corpses were everywhere and there were piles of animal guts in one corner of the room.

Fluttershy sat on a stool and was next to a giant pot. On one of the legs of the pot was Angel Bunny who was tied upside down in order to get the blood flow to his head. He was panicking and was trying to break free from the rope.

Fluttershy looked down at the struggling bunny and said, "There, there, Angel Bunny. Mama knows that the life is in the blood and that she will quickly drain it all out from you so that you can be my food! Try not too worry too much. I will make it quick and painless." Fluttershy took out a butchers cleaver and held it close to his throat.

"Yer not gonna kill yer beloved Angel Bunny are you?" Applejack asked. "That was like yer most favorite pet of all time!"

Fluttershy smiled a psychotic grin and pulled the cleaver back for a moment, and then sang a little song to him, "Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head. Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed." She then forcefully chopped the head off of her pet, Angel Bunny. The head rolled around on the floor a bit as Fluttershy watched with satisfaction as the blood drained from his body. She then looked up at her friends and said, "Oh, he was always kind of a dick and I can always get a new pet bunny who actually listens to me."

Rarity gasped and said, "Oh my, Fluttershy! Your language! Please do not say such words in front of a true lady!"

Twilight Sparkle noticed that there were some very rare birds that were on the endagred species list in a cage with their heads cut off. "Uh, Fluttershy, you do know that you're killing some really important animals that are endangered and if Princess Celestia ever found out about that, she'd banish you to the Everfree forest permanently."

"It's no big deal," Fluttershy said. "There's got to be more where that came from. They taste so good too!"

"Never thought eating birds would be a thing," Rarity said.

Fluttershy reached her front legs out and brought her friends in for a tight hug. "You're all my best friends now, and I love to eat meat! I also feed all of the animals meat whether they like it or not!"

Rarity backed away a bit because Fluttershy's coat was covered with blood. "Do be careful dear," she said. "I just went to the spa and had my coat cleaned. I don't think it's a good idea to feed meat to the animals that are vegetarians, Fluttershy." Rarity looked over her shoulder and saw a bunch of rabbits trying to nibble off of the carcass of a bear because Fluttershy had forced all of her vegetarian animals to eat meat. They looked very sick.

"They must accept the superior way of life," Fluttershy said. "We must help the animals evolve! Natural selection will help eliminate the weak and the useless!"

Twilight Sparkle nervously pawed at the floor with her front hoof and said, "What did I tell you about the theory of evolution earlier and how it's just a faith, Fluttershy?" Don't forget that you still need to still eat your vegetables, carbs, fruits, and diary products. You shouldn't be exclusively a meat eater, and you shouldn't be feeding your rabbits the corpse of a bear." Twilight Sparkle looked around the house and noticed that a quill and a scroll was nearby on one of Fluttershy's desks. She levitated it over to herself and got ready to write. "Soooooo.......how about a letter to Princess Celestia?"

Fluttershy smiled warmly and let out a squee. "I would love to!" she said.

"Ok, shoot," Twilight said.

Fluttershy cleared her throat and said, "Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that meat is wonderful for you and that vegans really are the weakest and most unhealthiest ponies out there. Especially the strict ones who do not eat fish or chicken. I learned that murder is magic and I love to cut up my little critter friends and prepare them in a nice big tasty stew. I now have an open mind, and I will continue to eat the wonderful wonders of meat!"

Twilight Sparkle jotted that down and used her magic to send it to the Princess. "Well, glad that's taken care of," she said.

Pinkie Pie started giggling madly and said, "Hey girls, I can cook up a special meat treat if you all want to come over tomorrow and have a special Pinkie Pie party for a celebration of Fluttershy's conversion to eating meat!"

"That sounds wonderful!" Fluttershy said. "And I'd love to eat more meat too!"

The rest of their friends agreed and headed back home. It was a bizarre day for them all.