Eight ponies stood outside in the backyard of Sugar Cube Corner. All of Pinkie Pie's friends were there, including Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom. Pinkie Pie had the grill going and was making her special hamburgers. When they were done, she gave a burger to each and everypony and they all began to dig in.
When they were all about half way done with eating their burgers, Rainbow Dash perked up and said, "Wow! These are the most tastiest burgers I have ever had on the planet! These patties taste a little bit like chicken too. It's too bad Scootaloo isn't here with us to have some. Say, where is Scootaloo anyway? Do you happen to know Sweetie Belle, and Apple Bloom?"
The two fillies looked at each other and then back to Rainbow Dash. They both shook their heads no.
"That's too bad," Rainbow Dash said. "She's missing out on a great meal. Say Pinkie Pie, what kind of burgers are these anyway?"
Pinkie Pie began to giggle madly and replied, "They are made out of pony meat! I like to call them my signature pony patties! I'm surprised you didn't realize that Scootaloo's been gone for several days now. She tastes great, doesn't she? She's Scootalicious!"
Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle stopped chewing on their burgers and their mouths hung open wide in shock. The meat that was inside of their mouths slowly fell out and onto the ground.
Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash stared at Pinkie Pie with a look of horror written on their faces. Each pony slowly put their hamburger down on their plates except for Fluttershy.
Fluttershy heard what Pinkie Pie had said, and she drove her face back into the burger and began chewing furiously with pleasure.
Everypony went silent except for Fluttershy, who was chewing loudly on her meal.
Rainbow Dash looked down at her Scoota-sandwhich and then looked back up at Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie began to giggle madly and said, "Oh, and just wait until you find out how I make my cupcakes, Dashie!"
Rainbow Dash felt drops of sweat trickle down the sides of her head and she let out a nervous little laugh. "Cupcakes?" Rainbow asked. "I think I'd rather stay in the dark and not know."
The end.