The greatest day of Scootaloo's life becomes perfect till it ends broken and torn, only to find that her nightmare doesn't end there.
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......... that's total bullshti dude.
"Why don't you test that theory?"
"I can't cause of plot convenience. Much like me suddenly having a god complex i supose. I would not kill him anyway. All i would have to do is snap my talons and POOF, all of his evil little secrets are exposed. I could even take Fluttershy into a vision of the past and see that he is the one involved; though i would spare her the graphic details. I could take Celestia to that little vision past i can do and she can see how nasty he actually is. I could completely destroy him in every conceivable manner without laying a paw on him.
"But of course, as i said, the only thing staying my paw is plot convenience and completely contrived reasoning for my inaction. I have all the tools i need with little hassle to rescue you and finish of mister oc rapist pants over there, without having to kill him to begin with. By all means i would Prefer to watch him squirm for what he did. But of course for this story to continue his plot armor has to kick in to prevent me from doing just that. Seriously, i bet i could freeze him in front of the Friendship Express and a meteor would probably fall down to save him, that is how thick the armor is.
"So ado i suppose. I guess i will go and twiddle my digits somewhere. Cause clearly i would have no reason, as the Master of chaos (not god of chaos, seriously i may be arrogant but where did that god complex come from?), i would not be compelled to majorly screw with Order gone mad. Even without the personal reasons for me to do that as well."
Yes a new chapter.
I was afraid you stopped writing this story, glad you didn't
"Also dear author of this little ditty. You clearly forgot to write me with more literation and cunning. I should have come in wearing a executioner hood and wielding an axe at least. More so i would have started tormenting him on the spot i was Actually angry."
........ okay discord kinda got away from me there........
5529634 Let horse-based wonderment into your heart.
5529638 of course i wouldn't, just been busy with my crap filled life atm
Just goes to show you even when you think you are the alpha and the omega. There is always one bigger, faster, tougher, stronger... Long story short it is not wise to piss off discord.
The more I read this vhapter the more I come to terms with the fact mental states are frail. Just as master has bent so many to his will. Then discord brought to him something master has never faced. There are stronger powers still. This actually interesting becuase discord granted as a pure force chaos itself is defeatly not the strongest power in equestria and not the darkest mind.
I got so many ideas in my head it is burning. I only wished my it all accounted for something. I feed off this.
5530053 jerard is not powerful at all. he only has fifteen inches thick plot armor on him. by all means discord could destroy him without laying a single paw on him, excpose every evil secret he has. he could even show everypony the past in order to counter anything scoots would sya. either way they would not even try to believe the story of an obviously mentally broken filly.
also the dialgoeu for discord was shallow as a puddle and had no charm. discord would not kill when he could completely and utterly torment. which as i said, he could do to jerard......... no he WOULD do to jerard. not only out of malice because of what he did, dick level of the damn rabbit not meaning a damn thing to him since it hurt fluttershy, but because he is chaos and jerard is order gone mad.
there is no reason why this sotry is continuing. the only continuation would be discord making everythign that jirard made unwind around him.
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lord, i think you missed the part where he ripped off Master's head without any hesitation, yeah discord could kill him, but what would be the point? tell me at what point do you honestly think discord would care enough to do anything to Jerard. he got his rage out and realized how pointless what he was doing was, that it wasn't fun. Also i think you're misunderstanding how much he likes fluttershy, he's as fickle as the wind and killing angel really won't hurt fluttershy, now if he hurt her physically, yes, but killing a pet for food is hardly something he'd see as murder your existence, he'd hardly see the point in wasting the energy
as for writing more to the story, what the hell did you expect for a story which is directed and made for the enjoyment of the cruel? I mean seriously, what did you expect to happen? I mean I enjoy your comments because they make me smile, but seriously, i think you need to start realizing whom this story is made for and how what you say goes against what will happen, it's simple fact by how the story is set up and understood
5531876 you did not read the comment where i wrote in the point of view of the master of chaos, did you?
discord would not kill him to begin with. that would not be satisfying for him. discord could DESTROY jerard by exposing every single one of his secrets to the world, one by one. discord even has the power to show people the past, and thus expose anything jerard or scoots could say about him as a farse. we are talking about a being neither money nor influence could stop, as he can turn money and influence against jerard with about as much effort as a fart.
and how you wrote discord is insulting. true his pride can cloud his judgement, but discord could see through the whole 'ate for food' garbage like you could see out a window with the glass busted out. hell, he wouldn't even need cunning.
"Only ate him for some dinner? Let's see then. (creates that vision thing to see into the past, listens into that whole scene) Well what do you know, you lied. You certainly are not taking Applejack's title as most honest pony any time soon. You have to work on being truthful, and also less raping of minors and enraging chaos beasts, my good stallion. Especially the latter part."
discord is not gonna be fooled, nor is he gonna accept such an obvious lie. nor would he kill jerard. he would not be satisfied for what he did to fluttershy, not in the slightest. he would make him suffer slowly and surely. this is so blatantly contrived that it is just not acceptable. all of this story is, down to this world being so dark and celestia being blind to it, to characters like discord and twilight not seeing through such obvious evil in an instant.
5530919 My point is not just about discord. Granted discord is a super power of its own. Corruption, Gravity manipulation, Genetic manipulation. That is not even a fraction of his over all powers. My point is that there are stronger beings still and some even more conniving. Now about the thing about discord killing him. So far the Master has been using diplomatic immunity as a shield. It was nice to see confronted by someone who would not give a crap about that. As far as Fluttershy and angel bunny thing. Depends on the time frame but for the sake of story I say. Let it go...
5532487 that is an excuse dude. and wht i keep on saying is that discord would destroy him by destroying his diplomatic immunity. use his powers to figure out every single dirty secret he has and make EVERYONE know about it. he woudl do this for fluttershy before or after tirek. only reason why he turned on her in the finale is because of a mixture of a more cunning villain, and taking advantage of his own doubts about his relationship with fluttershy too. though jerard would lack both.
either way, he would also want to destroy this arrogant little shit for another reason. jerard is order gone too far, and discord is chaos. by his nature he would want to destroy someone like jerard. and he could easily. all the shit has is politicla immunity, which honestly i do not think would really protect someone from Celestia's scrutiny and wrath; considering that she intentionally brought pinkie pie to a artistocratic event and had the ponies who wrecked the gala plan the wedding for a princess, she seems to have a bit of passive aggression towards the nobility.
regardless, Discord would destroy him. no ifs and or buts about it. he would want to out of revenge for fluttershy and the for the kicks of completely destroying someone like jerard. he would reveal secret documents, expose his assassins nad hitponies, showcase the vile events of his past for all to see, and transfigure the ponies jerard would send after the mane six into some humorous form and leave them for jerard to find.
the chaos he could bring to someone who is order gone wrong in of itself would be a great temptation, and doing it to avenge his friend would make it ALL the more satisfying.
5532157 no i did read your comment, but none the less, the way i wrote discord is correct in how he would act in a situation like this, so no it's not insulting, i didn't correctly write how he would needlessly talk i grant you, but his character is correct in how he would act and come into the situation. Also he didn't say he let master off the hook, just that he wasn't going to kill him right then and there. You need to learn to not fast read through a chapter and bitch about stuff you don't like just because it doesn't fit your incorrect views on how characters would act in these situations.
and if you don't like reading this that much you can stop
5532593 I am not arguing that fact. As a matter of fact I some what agree. All I am saying is there are stronger powers in equestria. Even greater then discrod now if master would falter to discord imagine what might happen if he was confronted by a greater power. Have you heard of the nightmare moon theory. All I am stating that master is show more features of a true leader now more then ever. He may have immunity but there are forces out there that such will not save him from. Like this situation her the only reason he is not dead is purely by discords choosing. The master must know this or he would not have a reason to be nervous.
5533272 personally I like it... The master he is like the character you love to hate. You want him to perish but not just die no you want it to be fitting.
5533328 more or less
5533272 you did not write how he would react at all. you wrote him how he had to react to not have ended your story then and there and nothing more.
discord's dioalogue and behavior did not work at all in terms of writing discord. he is like Genie if he was a mischief maker. he is never straight to the point unless it id demanded, and toys with his victims as much as he can. more so he would not have left there without taking something from him. be it scoots of sweetie or something else he has. 'payment' i think the word would be
"Now what will that cost?.. Hmm? Oh, its for payment of one bratty yet precious rabbit. Obviously you forgot to pay for it when you took it. so that should be about twenty bits..... Except for the fact it was an abnormally intelligent rabbit, nearly six times the price of a normal rabbit stew. Oh, it also had collector's value as well considering it was owned by none other than the element of Kindness, bearer of one of the six elements and tamer of both dragons and draconequus. You would be amazed how much paraphernalia from the Mane Six is worth. I sold Rarity's mane brush for over five thousand bits! Now how much would a rabbit be, with interest rates and....... Oh dear, you really are in debt to my dear fluttershy, aren't you Jerard?"
THAT is discord dialogue. imagine also that he manifested a giant abacus while making up that math as well. he would toy with jerard, and basicalyl begin tearing his life apart piece by piece. he would not have left there without taking something from your oc. discord would be the end of this story without question.
and i am not even taking into account his relationship with the cmc cause that has mostly developed in the comics. there would be no negotiation if that was taken into account.
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i don't see it ending so no i didn't
discord is always joking around in the show and is never serious at any single point, so no i did write him correctly in how he would act in a more or less serious situation like this
eh, discord was more in a kill him and get away without anypony knowing mood, not a screw around and alert the princess and the mane six to his activities that they may not like, also i think your making discord value the rabbit far too much, as far as I'd see is he'd be happy that somepony killed off the rabbit so he could get more of fluttershy's attention, as well as other things
there'd be little reason to do that, i understand that you dislike discord but what makes you think he knows anything of the situation or better yet doesn't know the situation better than he lets on? here's a spoiler, master is actually discord in disguise, heh
Oh? like what? he can't take scootaloo and he doesn't needlessly know about sweetie belle so there's nothing he'd actually want from him let alone care to take it
well at least you learned a tiny bit
5533552 Can't argue with these facts. Also you seem to have a full grasp on discord. He does state things seriously but he always leaves a sign showing his mind is already five steps ahead. Rather it be facial cues, meshing hi claws together. best thing abo discord is the fact he is so versatile. Keep up the work I will be reading.
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5533552 ........
"Discord! I want an answer to why you murdered my advisor."
takes celestia to a vision past.
"Discord! Are you capable of reviving him so i can kill him myself?"
you really have no grasp of discord at all here do you? it is not in his characterization to just outright kill. hell he should be able to see straight through why jerard killed the rabbit, and even more so why he fed it to scoots. and it is not in his characterization to just abandon this. hell, he could use his powers to provide evidence to the mane six and celestia if he did outright kill jerard.......
fuck all he has to do is drop in to celestia five minutes after this chapter ends, show her a vision of the past where he threatens to kill the mane six to try and control scootaloo, and he will be detained within the hour.
there are a thousand ways discord could end this situation. and him obviously being a threat to fluttershy would be more than the proper trigger. discord is a selfish creature, especially before the tirek incident. jerard showing a willingness to harm flutteshy would be more than a proper trigger for discord to start picking him to pieces, cause it would not be fun to just take him down in an instant. he HAS reason too. and your reasoning why he isn't is nothing short of an excuse.
5533552 and i am praying that you are just making up the discord is jerard in diguise, cause that would be bullshit of the highest degree here. because that would be purest of all stupidity here in a plot that has already gone beyond belief's suspension at this point.
5533599 ............... discord has abilities that would let him know, both by just teleporting documents, to simply viewing into the past. remember that scene where he shows twilight the past? he could literally look into the moment where they Took the damn rabbit if he needed to.
of course he would have to be aware of a situation having gone wrong to do anything about it. he is not omniscient. but his aiblities would allow him to gather information rapidly. he would easily know it was jerard, know about sweetie belle being a hostage, and so on. all he would have to do is use his magic to see when the rabbit was taken and follow the trail there.
this writer does not care that discord has these abilities though. more so he is writing him as an idiot because it is FUCKING OBVIOUS that jerard would be behind all lo this. discord is far older than even celestia. there is no way he couldn't connect the dots.......
and if discord is seriously just jerard in disguise as this writer hints......... hooo boy then it is worse than i thought.
5533762 There is no way of telling but that is the magic of story writing. Doing things your way as for the discord disguise thing I thought about that angle. It is possible I would like to see it done some other way but that is up to the writer. Let him craft the world and enjoy the ride or stop reading. I don't think it is write for others to tell him how his story should go when it is his story to tell. The writers for the series right there stories. We right ours they have here vision of how things are and so do we. Tis is clearly how he sees discord and if it is fitting for the story then so be it.
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you know.... you leave me nearly speechless sometimes but you seem to really think Celestia is stupid, and I can't correct that no matter how much i try
the show has never shown murder, so it's not in his characterization because it's a kids show
yes to screw with scootaloo
he didn't threaten this, and all he'd show is him killing and threatening master, Celestia wouldn't take that very kindly
at no point was fluttershy ever threatened or noted to be in danger, so no
it's not an excuse, it's me explaining why what happen, happen
hahahah of course it's a joke you butt
there are far too many things here that are wrong. I took in account all of discord's powers and then some, you're not taking in Discord's mental state or any other things like that, you simply don't see what I see as the writer as well as things that are happening in the background that aren't apart of scootaloo's POV, i could just slap you over the head and tell you how this ends, but that wouldn't be very fun, also it's never been stated discord is older than celestia, in fact many think discord is actually star swirl the bearded, so as far as knowing age difference you can't say he's older or wiser than celestia
you do know he's probably collecting info on the situation right now right?
I've been reading this story for a while and I love the game of chess that the characters are playing here. Well maybe playing is the right word. Manipulating maybe? Anyway, if I had to guess. Discord's appearing was more an agreed move of both Celestia's, Luna's, and Discord's part. To put the 'Master' on high alert, but doing so causing him to be overly cautious about his movements. Which would stress him out to the point to make a fatal mistake. Course this is my guess in all this as we aren't seeing every move that's being made. We don't see everyone's thoughts. Especially Discord's which would be interesting to say the least, as for the angel bit. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Discord already had done something to get Angel back from death. I mean he is the 'lord of chaos' I'm sure he has some chaotic way of screwing over death. As it's to be seen, I can't wait for the next chapter and the next piece to move.
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It would seem you see the light. And it is bright enough that everyone else should be able to see it as well.
I guess that is what it means to be in the dark. Either unable or unwilling to see the light.
Darn it! I have already read some of the comments and now know Discord is in this next chapter.
As far as a refusal of things, I wish not to read too much of them till I have had a chance to read the new chapter myself.
I must see first hand what he is doing in it. But I did call it! Discord would show up at some point.
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We will assimilate your story into are own opinion bias. Resistance is futile.
Hellaw, I did jist raed a lot of the comments and noticed that a lot of them are bad. Most arent even constructive comments.
My oppinion about the newest chapter you did just post a few days ago: Awesome,
as is the whole story. Please dont get frustrated by those who dont appreaciete writers who really put alot into the community. Which you do for me. You kinda opend my eyes about scootaloo and I like her a lot since I stumbled over your fic.
And there is my last Point. Its a fiction. If all in here really care about canon stuff, then nopony has either a penis or a vagina. Which is the case in this fiction, so characters are allowed to bend quite a lot to get a good story. (Thats my opinion)
soo have a nice day. BlenderPony out
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Cool beans! Another one, that seems to understand the concept of fiction, fan-fiction or other.
Scootaloo is also one of my favorites. Though I tend not to really pick favorites. Each has there own characteristics and storyline that makes each one interesting and unique. Both in canon and in fan made stories, like this one.
I see Scootaloo seemed to have used the same or similar tactic agents Discord as she did to Celestia. She put it to Discord the question of, if he could protect Fluttershy at all times. When Discord admitted that he could not, she could not see him as any better of help to her and the others she is trying to protect, then any other who has tryied before him. Jerard just has too many connections, and Scootaloo knows it. This is mostly why she will not leave him, kill him, or kill herself. There is just so much going on that Scoots is trying to wrap her little mind around without going completely insane. Though I think by now she has, to some extent. She is not exactly herself anymore. Well, that and Jerard has shown some of the darker pleasures in life she would not have been exposed to, or likely ever. Such as the satisfaction in killing someone sadistic, who has wronged her in some way. Like the one who tortured her maid to death. Though what she found out after, well, it was just more mind games from Jerard.
Pore Scootaloo. Her mind is so exposed to so much that she now feels pleasure in her own pain, and even craves it now. That needle snake seemed like one horrible experience. Thought the hoof splitter even more so. So Jerard can project a painful experience without even doing anything to her. At least by this her pain can be all in her head, without any physical harm done to her, but then again isn't all pain in one's head?
Me thinks Jerard did not like Scootaloo pointing out to him that Discord was able to shake him up.
I think I also read in comments that someone confused Discord as being Jerard the whole time. How did anyone come to that conclusion? ??? I did not see any of this in the new chapter. ???
In reality, Discord did not do much, but unnerve Jerard some. IT would be unnerving to see someone come in and take your head off, even if it was an illusion. At least that is what I read in the new chapter. Hell, Discord did not even know about Scootaloo's situation until he showed up and seen her there. The plot thickens...
5561418 yay someone who understands
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I do too!
At least I think I do.
Man i hope rarity plans work cause sweetie needs to get out of there
5592001 oh i know you do
*pat on the head* good job!
5592148 nope sweetie gets raped and broken
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I knew it!
It is no surprise that so many others that are reading this and liking it dose as well. Rather too many for me to single any one of them out. Besides I know you are fully aware of them.
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You told too soon!
Ya, as if I had not asked for a few spoilers in the past.
Speaking of spoilers, I found it was you! who said Discord was Jerard in disguise.
Wow I missed that.
Way to confuse the those with minimal attention for details.
Oh' wile pointing out posts, I found this bit intriguing,
It is not like I had not thought of this myself, It would seem this little thought did not get by Jerard as he tried to plant the idea in Discords head as well. Seems someone was thinking. Jerard did have to try and come up with something to take Discord's mind of trying to kill him again. Jerard did not get his position in life without thinking fast in a stressful situation. Though Discord's appearance alone would be stressful enough for one day, never mind a threat of death from him. Good thing Scootaloo stood up for him, that is for her own reasons.
Funny, Jerard had tryied to kill himself in the past, yet now he seems to fear it to some extent. I think having Scootaloo in his life has given him a reason to live, a purpose if you will. Unfinished business, he would not wish to leave just yet. I would also wager that Scootaloo will in time understand the hold she now has on him. By this alone, she dose have some power. She dose seem to see it a little, It would be up to Jerard to make sure she can't use this against him in some way. This seems to be the struggle between them at the moment. Jerard may not have cared for her in the past, but now she is an investment, and in his own twisted way is enough for him to care about her now. What tangled webs we weave. Seems even Jerard is caught in his own web. He may need to watch it, He may do too good of a job in training Scootaloo for what he has plans for. He keeps getting caught off guard by her defiant and cheeky nature he is nurturing in her, mostly when it keeps getting projected at him, despite everything he dose to try and discourage her form doing so to him.
How the hell doe you keep track of all this when writing each new chapter! It is intricate , intriguing , and near confusing if one dose not pay attention.
I don't think I could run a story in this manor. I would need to write it in full. And not sure If I could get something of this length done. Not without filling it with more holes then a minigun test subject.
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You will have to wait in line. There is a list of others wishing to have a piece of him. I should say Scootaloo get's first dibs though.
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oh my forgot the negative
5636049
i have dyslexia so i can't always tell the difference
This fic was fucked up.
I like really disgusting, hardcore-fanfics, but....this was just messed up to be messed up. I can't really describe it. Almost none of it was logical, which I didn't mind too much. I can get by this honestly.
But holy shit, at one point I stopped looking at it as a story (and much less of a sex-fantasy), and more of just....straight up shock value. It's just....fucked up. Not that good kind of fucked up either. It left a bad taste in my mouth. Didn't make me think about how I view life, right or wrong, and I it's just....ehhh?
I'm sorry, you make fics all you want, even worse or better than this, but....My god. Not a fun read at all.
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and the best parts are yet to come
To be honest, I am still waiting for this to get dark.
After 43 chapters in 1 night I have to say that I am thoroughly disappointed in you, I was told by several people that you had the darkest fics on this site. If this is level 8 then please crank it up to level 20, I want a fic that will horrify me to the core, something that will make me wish I didn't have eyes to read it. I'm not trying to say that this story is not good, it's great in its own special way, but I don't even consider this dark, to me it's a comedy at best. Thumbs up because it is well written and descriptive and it managed to make me laugh
5644266 this story isn't supposed to be scary, it's hard to make a written story actually scary, if you were looking for that try somewhere else, this story is a romance over all, and dark stories are more monster related, this really doesn't have a monster in it, unless you consider jerard a monster, but he's just a cuddle fest.
as for darkest story on the site, um, it's the darkest in its area of slave/owner as well as the only story on the site with a somewhat correct Stockholm syndrome presentation, not that many actually go for that, it takes a lot to actually make someone fall in love with you after abusing them.
As for my rating system, if you don't find this dark you won't find much else dark with anything related to this theme, and you're better off in another type of story or sticking to more real life or becoming a monster yourself, that always works, or try Twilight's dollhouse Cheerilee's garden, rainbow factory, or best of all Momma fluttershy which is one of my all time favorate stories on the site
5643913 ....Well, I'm not reading anymore. ;p This is...not a good fic at all. It's fucked up for the sake of being fucked up (It doesn't even get that dark anyways), you TOTALLY ruined Discord. I thought when he came in, ho shit...it was getting REAL.
Nope.
Just....ehhh??? I mean, if you want to read a GOOD fucked up story, check out Stockholm
That is a good fucked up fanfic. Know what, you already have an intelligent person on here ripping on you, I'll leave him to it. I bid you good day!
5644333 thank you for your opinion but im not looking for scary im just looking for my level of dark. However I will try those other stories.
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i don't care for human
5645339 have fun
5646721 From what I can tell, you are pretty full of yourself. Claiming this is the darkest of stockholm syndrome and a correct view of the disorder? Uhm...no. It does an o-k job, very fleshed out and long, but no.
Stockholm- literally, called Stockholm- is not only the BEST representation of this (though it isn't the main focus) it's also one of my favorite pieces of all time.
Sorry, but...you just seem to self-absorbed for me continue. I'm out of here.
5646740 i haven't found one out there better yet, at least not yet, as for you leaving, I don't mind that you stop reading, most are only waiting till the end to find out what happens
5651748 im also really intrigued by the storyline, it does have quite the grab to it...
Ps. mother fluttershy was a good start towards dark.
5643913
You tease. You mean to tell us that you have something more horrific in mind then what you had done to Balai?
If I was not as hardened as I am, that part of the story might have made me cry.
Then again, you might not be meaning something more gut wrenching, and more of a possible unexpected twist in the story.
As always you got my attention.
God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius!
Wait a minute. You are the one writing the story, of course you would know this.
To tell the truth, I was only getting a vague idea that this is what the story was coming to be about. You seem to be pushing it in that direction. You also stated it as a mystery. It is also been stated as representing Stockholm. Hummm...
As for Scootaloo loving Jerard. Yes, he did her quite the mind fuck. She seems still a little confused as to what to think, so I am not fully convinced she is totally hooked on him yet. I still think a part of her still wishes to kill him herself. I guess for her it is a Love/hate relationship. It dose seem to be a bit of a Beauty and the Beast story. Only Jerard is not fully winning her over with kindness, even though he has shown some, a little.
Hummm... Some are not convinced that this is a dark story.
If this is not seen as dark, did these people live in a world where others toss small hungry children to hungry dogs and bet on who manages to eat who, just for some light entertainment before they get to doing something really horrific or I mean fun?
I mean dam! Dose one need to read that another person slowly ripped off the flesh of others. Not so much to scare the ones he was making watch, but just to personally savor the screams everyone was making wile thinking it sounds like beautiful music to his ears?
No, no- That can't possibly be dark enough. No, they need a story where aliens come to earth to give old people candy as a reword for living for long time. Just to plant the idea that that living to a ripe old age where one has a hard time keeping there shit in, is a thing to be cherished! Oh, and the candy being given out is sugar free dark chocolate. That would make for a real dark story.
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A list! I will have to have a look at those as well. Mostly Momma Fluttershy.
Oh, I also can't tell who the real smart person is that is ripping on you. None that I know of.