Derpy doesn't have the easiest life. Her eyes being a little wacky, her balance not that great, her clumsiness, they all make things hard for her. Some ponies call her stupid, others just not right. But when it comes to family? Derpy is an expert.

Thats probably why her favorite tradition is decorating the tree.

This story is a sequel to Kindness is Key

Calvin is now the proud father of a pre-started family. Dinky Hooves and her sister Sparkler, the daughters of Derpy Hooves, have turned their trust to their new father in the hopes that he can help them out with their everyday troubles

Rated T for mild shenanigans and innuendos

My name was Sparkler. I was a pony with dreams and goals and ambitions. What am I now? A pebble rattles at the other end of the alley and my head jerks upright. Nothing visible. But then they never are, are they? Not until it’s too late.

This was written as part of the third Quills and Sofas Extended Universe contest, wherein we write sequels to each others stories. This is technically a sequel to a story titled The Hunt by Otter, but it's unpublished and honestly you don't need to read the prequel to enjoy this story. It's also something of a spiritual sequel or AU to this old story of mine, My Little Sister. It's definitely not the path I'd want Sparkler and Dinky's lives to take, but this is definitely my versions of those characters in a dark AU.

This story is a sequel to My Little Investigations: The Silent Dirge

The name's Amethyst Star, but most ponies call me Sparkler. I'm a jeweler's apprentice and part-time foalsitter in Ponyville. I like to think that I lead a pretty simple life. Sure, my mom's a bit of a kook, my little sister's too smart for her own good (no really, she is), and my boss always sticks me with the one customer in town who thinks that we're running a candy shop. But really, that's pretty tame compared to the lives of some other ponies I could mention, and honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way. Hey, I said my life was simple, not boring.

Now, however, things are just spiraling out of control. See, my boss decides to let me run the store on my own for the first time, and just my luck, some jerkwad ransacks the place before I could even open up for business. They even left a note saying that more terrible things will happen if a gem tribute is not paid. Sounds like something out of a crime drama, doesn't it? But wait, it gets worse. I can't pay this tribute even if I wanted to. Why? Because this dock-hole thought it would be hilarious if he remained anonymous! Apparently, I have to guess the identity of this wannabe gangster! I'm sorry, but am I the only one who thinks that's just a little counterproductive?!

But wait, it gets worse! Because this guy isn't targeting my boss, oh nonononono. He's after me for reasons beyond my comprehension. And just to make things even more complicated, he's not bucking around. The day before, my mom was attacked on her mailing route by an unknown assailant, and the only reason she's still alive is because she was rescued by the Mysterious Mare-Do-Well. Yeah, you remember that weirdo pony who kept showing up Rainbow Dash with her acts of heroism? Apparently, she's back now. Um, rejoice? I mean, I'm very grateful, but I'm also very confused.

Now, I'm not an adventurous pony. As you're no doubt aware, I've got enough craziness in my life as it is. But I can't in good conscience just ignore this jackoff and let him do whatever he wants. So, I guess I'll have to play the gumhoof and get to the bottom of this. Why do I get the feeling that I'm gonna end up regretting this...?

The story I'm about to tell you is real, although some details may vary depending on your point of view. Seeing as I already told you my name, it wouldn't make sense for me to change everyone else's. Also, this is not gonna be your children's bedtime story of gumdrops and ice cream, so all you kiddies clear out (no, not you, Dinky).

((Case 3 of the Mare-Do-Well Files))

Lyra and Bon-Bon have been dating for awhile now, but because they are fillyfoolers, they've decided to keep it secret - at least for now. However, when Lyra's friend slips up and tells Pinkie that it's their anniversary, Pinkie thinks she means "Best Friends Anniversary" and decides to throw a... PARTY!

Will there romance stay secret under the eyes of anypony with un-Pinkie-ish logic?

POV Characters:
Lyra Heartstrings
Amethyst Star (AKA Sparkler)

Other Characters:
Bon-Bon AKA Sweetie Drops
Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash

Cover art edited by me, vectors by:
Pinkie Pie: http://pikn2.deviantart.com/
Bon-Bon: http://cooltomorrowkid.deviantart.com/
Lyra: Unknown
Background: http://thelastgherkin.deviantart.com/

I'm not nearly as pleased with the outcome of this as I was with Practice. But oh well, here it is!
Hope you enjoy it.

Constructive criticism is welcome, but please try to be kind about it.

PS: Unfortunately I cannot use the "It's my first fic" excuse for it being bad any more... is there such a thing as a "It's my second fic" excuse?

Giant mutant spiders have ensnared Rainbow Dash's friends with plans to lay eggs in the mares' soft, squishy, bellies. This is the sort of evil that no normal pony can handle. Who should Ponyville call? Who else?

Enter Amethyst Star: Spider Slayer

Dedicated to RazgrizS57 and written in under six hours before a live audience on Google Drive.

Cover art by Darkflame

Matilda and Cranky's wedding didn't go off as planned. That irritates Ponyville's chief planner, who incidentally happens to be one of the four most powerful ponies in all of Equestria. Twilight has many questions, and they begin with the whereabouts of a certain spirit of mischief.

Ever since she was a filly Lyra Heartstrings dreamed of a filly as sweet and as amazing as her and her father's favorite treats. And every time she fell asleep she lived the life of Bon Bon, the filly of her dreams.

Ever since she was a filly Bon Bon dreamed of a filly that she drew. One that had the color scheme and body that she thought was the personification of her favorite flavor. And every time she fell asleep she lived the life of Lyra Heartstrings, the filly of her dreams.

Watch their journey as two dreamers, dream their dreams, and question where the line between reality and dreams being and end.

Inspired by a random comment by DeluxeMagnum69

Editor: AnonponyDASHIE

Coverart: The awesome and amazing IJAB.

Review: GrimWolf's Den. Tumblr by, GrimWolf

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I had this sitting on my laptop for almost half a year now. So I thought that I would post it up.

Derpy is a devoted mother to her kids, Sparkler and Dinky. She loves them with all her heart and would do anything for them. However, there are many things that she has kept from Dinky. Many lies that she has fed her little muffin.

When Derpy learns that her parents are coming to visit, she decides it's time Dinky knew the truth.

This story is a sequel to Derpy Accidentally a Portal Gun II

After Sparker and Dinky rescued Derpy and Chell from the Cantelot Crystal Caverns, life returned to normal. Until the consequences of their actions caught up to them. Luckily, Derpy has the solution: she and her family (and Chell) will trek through Equestria with a home-made portal gun, ending the scourge of humans in Equestria once and for all.