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This story is a sequel to Forbidden Melodies


To have, to hold, to cherish, and to love; in sickness and in health: these are precious words best reserved for the altar. Not so much for browsing in the produce aisle.

Octavia Melody has heard such sentiments shared on more than one occasion when shopping with her fruit-loving husband, Steeplechase. Be it the nocturne's heightened senses or just his general persnicketyness, grocery runs that used to take two hours at most have evolved into a living nightmare of picky produce perusals by the self-proclaimed foodie.

When a rare opportunity for the musical mare to go to the supermarket behind his back presents itself, Octavia plans to take full advantage by sneaking out for some hassle-free shopping. With the morning sun just below the horizon, "Operation: Early Bird Special" is a go.


Edited by mattstheman
Cover Art Angry Octavia by cubonator

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This story is a sequel to Schadenfreude 2: Schadenfreude Harder


Schadenfreude is a simple pony. He enjoys the little things. Taking up as much room on an elevator as he likes. Sleeping through movies. And being a general annoyance to everyone around him.Of course, this leads to everyone around him disliking him on principle. Which only makes him smile wider.

After one too many "incidents" at his normal job, his employer takes it upon himself to "volunteer" him to work at the castle. As a butler.

For Prince Blueblood.

You can imagine the kind of shenanigans he gets up to now.


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See that [Incomplete] tag below? Yeah. It's happening.

You asked for it. Sequel to Schadenfreude 2: Schadenfreude Harder, and the train wreck that started it all, Schadenfreude.

(New cover art by the fantastic TodayIWriteFanfics!)

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(Based upon the Team Fortress 2 mod and Garry's Mod gamemode: Prop Hunt!)

There is a ruckus in the castle. Maids are bewildered, guards are confused, nobles are aghast, and the Princesses are absolutely baffled. It seems that at some unforeseen point in the past, objects in the castle have gained sentience. Be it a quill, a brush, a stalk of celery, or one of Princess Celestia's personal effects, it has gotten up and zoomed around at some point. Why, just last week Prince Blueblood's coveted family heirloom, a solid gold egg, flew right off his shelf and disappeared down the hallway.

With Princess Twilight growing more and more infuriated, and with a theory that these objects might just be one perpetrator, the mysteriously mad romp of the objects may soon come to an end.

But not before the interloper has some fun.

(Cover art coming soon.)

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“Who could ever love a beast?”

When Spike is rejected by the love of his life because he is a dragon, he’s willing to do whatever it takes to change that. So when a pony of questionable motives offers to change him into a stallion, Spike is more than willing to shake on it. However, there was one small detail that Spike overlooked: He must first find love as a monster; a beast of a dragon, within a year or he will be stuck like this forever… A beautiful Sparity based on the greatest love story ever told, Rarity and Spike learn that what they thought was beauty was only skin deep, and that true beauty lies from within.

Be sure to check out the new My Little Disney Group on FimFiction!

Cover art by Azenge, an Equestria Daily featured artist and overall great guy, check out his deviant art page.

Fan Art! Blazewingthunder My little Disney, The beauty, the beast, and the applejack
Pia-Chan's Beauty and Her Spike
Ckat_Myla's Rainbow Cup
A Dance of Fire and Beauty, a fan song by Socratic Brony

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All of Equestria is united in celebration for the return of their beloved Princess Nightmare Moon. But when Celestia and everypony else recieve her she's skeletally starved, filthy, and very nearly dead. Meanwhile, while everypony's eye is turned, a lusty Blueblood pursues Twilight Sparkle, intent on adding her bloodline to his own so his family might step closer to godhood. (Alternate Universe, there never was a Princess Luna)

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It's time for the Grand Galloping Gala, and Canterlot's most eligible bachelor is planning a scheme that will land him on easy street for life: Romancing one of Equestria's greatest heroines, the Elements of Harmony.

There is no way this could possibly go wrong.


Contains personal headcanon regarding Canterlot's noble caste (or lack thereof).

Cover art by Jetpony, permission pending.

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It seems that no amount of stalling, negotiation, or bargaining will stop the council.

Since Princess Twilight's coronation, the Royal Council have insisted that she be tied to a Canterlot noble, so as not to lose their hold over the lands south of Canterlot.

Tied in marriage, that is, and they've got just the pony in mind, whether he's got a say in it or not.

A commission for Dusk Raven. Cover art here.

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Short stories based on Spike's relationship with the members of the royal family.

Cover Art might be replaced in the future.

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Ponies get punched, repeatedly. In the face.

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Princess Luna has heard all about that sneering layabout, Blueblood, and means to make him into a more respectable pony! How? A princess worries not about small details! She'll start by seeing if he can be made to behave himself.

Will our hero be, well... Heroic? Stay tuned!

The story begins shortly before the start of Season 4

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