Twilight Sparkle discovers a strange pink dot through her telescope, and it's heading straight for Ponyville! Now filled with worry about this new discovery, Twilight decides to take matters in her own hooves and solve this mystery! With this comet hurtling down to Equestria, all hope falls to not only her, but one atomic man to stop it! Who is this very unstable, atomic lunatic of a man she will be teaming up with to stop this falling star from marking the end of Equestria you ask? Why he is...the Freakazoid!

WARNING: The following fanfic contains television's new network standards to reduce the effect of cartoon violence for complete funniness, which is known as Relax-o-Vision. It will be used throughout the whole fanfic much to Twilight and Freakazoid's dismay.

An alternate ending to the Pony Life second season premiere, Cute Impact, my second alt ending Pony Life Fic, my second crossover Fic with Freakazoid!, and the eighth in my alternate ending series.

NOTE: Contain spoilers for Pony Life Season 2! The U.K. release just came out, so if you only support the official release, don't read this yet! Also, the Wild Siders, and Pinky & The Brain make a cameo at the end.

Somewhere, on an abandoned mountaintop, a lone pony guards the last pants in Equestria. They must never be claimed.

(Written in 45 minutes for a contest thingy.)

Cozy Glow escaped from her stone prison and is gaining power by stealing her foes’ cutie marks. Somehow, the Cutie Mark Crusaders are immune to her, and now it’s up to them to save the day.

Shining Armor mourns the loss of his beloved wife. After a month of searching the corners of the world, he returns home, tired and defeated. Feeling bad for her poor son, Twilight Velvet decides she needs to comfort him, and air out the biggest secret of her life.

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Written for the Mother's Day 21 Contest.

Inspired by a conversation between myself and the legendary Shakespearicles.

Tune in at the top of the hour to Ponyville's own local news station, giving you all the hot and interesting topics the town has to offer! Hosted by DJ-Pon3, keep yourself connected with the community around you, and listen to the residents talk about their experiences in this wonderful town.

Enjoy, and long live Equestria.

Here you are, one of the only professional authors in Ponyville, but you just can't find anything to write about. What lengths will you go to to try and find some original content that will make everypony happy? Who knows.

As it turns out, our planet is the afterlife of a tiny horse world, and my house is super haunted. At least the ghosts are kinda cute, if not a teensy bit annoying.

Cover Art by dstears (slightly edited by me)

This story is a sequel to Starlight Glimmer Tries a Dating App

The (hopefully) long-awaited sequel to Starlight Glimmer Tries a Dating App has arrived! Everybody's favorite reformed former cult-leading unicorn has returned to try Hoofder once again!

Oh yeah, and there's internet protests happening in the outside world of Equestria.

Equestria has a lot of rules for a lot of different things, different occasions, and dealing with different creatures. For instance, you never crack offensive jokes about Luna's stars or moon, you never touch Celestia's cake, you never mess with Twilight's books, and the most serious rule, the rule over all rules...

Never, ever, ever, EVER, in an eternity of millennia, do you ever break a Pinkie Promise.

When good has prevailed across the multiverse, where do the last villains go? Well, an evil bar in a casino would be a good place to start.

Originally written for the Original Pairings contest, but 1,600 words in I looked at the rules and I’m pretty sure this wouldn’t count. Meh, I always wanted to touch on a few of these rouges anyway, and I had fun.