Based on the Spongebob Squarepants episode of the same name.

Just as their about the head home Pinkie and Trixie must now work 24 hours a day (much to Trixie's annoyance) To past the time Trixie tells Pinkie the story of the Hash Slinging Slasher, which couldnt possibly be real.

So what happens when the signs of the slashers arrivial start to happen?

It's Diamond Tiara's birthday. To celebrate, her father promised to get her anything she desired. A promise that leads Diamond Tiara and her father to a family owned jewelery store.

But when she picks out something the owner refuses to part with, what's a filly to do? Well, one grey filly seems to have the perfect plan for both sides to get the things they most desire.

Many thanks to my prereaders: Mudpony for ripping my story a new one, Bootsy Slickmane for the early assist in editing, and the ever supportive Mattricole for reading and pointing out mistakes.

Diamond Tiara has studied boxing for almost a decade and is ready to celebrate her 18th birthday with her professional debut! But trouble in the strawweight division may end her boxing career before it begins. What's a troubled young woman to do if she can't secure a boxing match?

Prequel to Hard As Diamond

This story is a sequel to The Guardian From Afar

It was been six months since William officially adopted Scootaloo. Scootaloo finally has a parent to support and love her! Everypony is happy for them!

Well...almost everypony...

Spoiled Rich disagreed with the idea of William adopting Scootaloo, and she is determined to do everything in her power to tear them apart. Not just because she thinks it is wrong for a creature that isn’t a pony to adopt a foal, but also as revenge on Scootaloo for helping her daughter stand up to her in front of a bunch of blank flanks. Spoiled will stop at NOTHING to satisfy her hunger for revenge.

HEARTH'S WARMING EVE is a time for songs and good cheer, but this year all is quiet at the Rich household. Waiting in the parlor with her father as snow falls and the night settles in, a young Diamond Tiara confronts a family tradition and a future she cannot change.

Editor: Meridian Prime

As the most successful Earthpony of Ponyville, Pinkie Pie established an Academy for gifted Earthponies. Sharing with others, all she had learned; with a wide grin all over her and beaming like Celestia’s Sun.

Filthy Rich was only too eager to sign up his firstborn daughter to the Academy, with the hopes that the success and prestige would rub off on his daughter and his business.

A promise given, is a promise fulfilled; or Pinkie Pie will be most annoyed. Something no Pony is eager to experience, even in second hoof.

Of course, this is bound to be a busy time for Diamond Tiara. Just for the surprises Pinkie Pie is promising to offer. What ever that means this time.

This story is a sequel to Diminishing Returns

In the months following the school election, Diamond Tiara has made good on her word to become a better pony. She's behaved herself in and out of class. She's kept her grades up. She's attended family therapy without complaint.
Diamond has done everything that was asked of her.

And now, it's time for Spoiled Rich to hold up her end of the contract. As part of their joint effort to grow closer, come together as a family, and ease Filthy's mind, Diamond can choose a pet. Any pet she wants*.

*Terms and conditions may apply.

In continuity with The Silver Standard and Diminishing Returns. Familiarity is recommended, but not required.

This story is a sequel to A Confederacy Of Dunce Caps

He's her daddy. Hers alone, and... they've been alone for a long time. Father and daughter, with each as the only pony whom the other has in the world. As far as Diamond's concerned, that's natural. It's the way things have just about always been. (She was too young to remember anything else.) And therefore, that's how their lives should always be.

Except that now her father is talking about dating. He has his eyes on a mare, and that pegasus can barely keep one eye on anything. Diamond's had all of her father's love for just about the whole of her life, and if somepony else comes in, then... there's going to be less for her. That's just basic business sense. Limited supply, increased demand.

Her father wants to be with somepony again.

There has to be a way for Diamond to save him. Before it all goes wrong.

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This story takes place after the events of Anchor Foal and DELWMG, but no knowledge of either story is required.

Big Mac is normally grateful for his part time job as a tourist attraction. This weekend, however, he examines his life choices. Is his dignity really worth those bits?
A story about heroism and self-sacrifice.

After an unfortunate accident, Spoiled Rich wakes up thinking she's her old self before her marriage to Filthy, and boy isn't she different. The whole town is shaken up in the process, and Diamond is about to uncover some long lost family secrets...

Featured Nov 16th-18th 2017