Spike is turned into the God of love, and he sucks at it in every way imaginable, now he has to fix the "Lovely" Mess he's made.

Sidenote - I started this story before Starlight was a character so she's not going to be in it.

Phillip (or Flip for short) is a Brony, who was attending a music festival in his home town, only to get dizzy whilst walking toward one of the stages that dotted the city.
But before he could question it however, was he teleported toward Equestria.

When he finally woke, he noticed his surroundings wasn't the only thing that had changed, for his body has transformed as well, and not in the way you would expect when you would arrive in Equestria.

Would he coop with this change? Will he get a fan-gasm if he sees the ponies? Only time can tell.

Trigger warning:
This story will have some Dutch lines in them (albeit I've put the translated versions between the ( ) behind those lines).

After a long day of work, I pass out on my bed, hoping to get a lazy day, which I know hardly ever happens. The minute I wake up, I find myself in a dungeon that looks like it was created with dark colored crystals and an anthro Unicorn named Twilight who was wearing nothing but rags and looked like she was tortured. After discovering that I had the Keyblade, Master's Defender, to be exact, she and I made our escape and I vowed to fight against the tyrant of the Crystal Empire, King Sombra.

But here's where it gets complicated; apparently, Princess Celestia can sense a great magical potential within me and rests the hopes and dreams for everypony's future upon my shoulders.

Yeah, no pressure there.

After a pretty animated night, Starlight wakes up and discovers Trixie by her side. It probably was a good night, but it could have been a way better morning.

This story was inspired by an art by Dilarus and that is the cover for the story "An advanced lesson in Friendship".

Rated T for language and evocation of sex.

Many thanks to Onyz and Javarod for their help editing the text.

The original French text is available here.

A brief account of Twilight Sparkle's exile from Canterlot, her subsequent return under force of arms, and her death.
All possible efforts toward historical accuracy have been made and have duly failed.

A simple story of life, death, and making do.

This story is a sequel to Cuddle Time...Again!

The Canterlot Castle's dungeon is renowned for being the highest-security jail in all of Equestria (after Tartarus, of course). Little do ponies know, but the most dangerous, unpredictable, and crafty criminals are held in an entirely different floor, directly under the watchful eye of Princess Luna.

Luna ALWAYS extracts the information she needs from those held in her secret Cuddle Dungeon. And if they refuse to cooperate, well, she'll just suffocate them in her chest floof until they fold like a house of cards.

Inspired by a few brief lines in my story Cuddle Time...Again!

Beautiful cover art by probablydnon on Tumblr (no link; Blog is NSFW).

"deliciously and hilariously silly..." - LightningDashes

EDIT: Featured 8/15/17! Thank you all so much!
EDIT 2: Featured at #1 8/15/17! I am so glad everypony enjoyed!
EDIT 3: Now with an Audio Drama set up by the illustrious TheWingman!

Twilight and her new friends head into the Everfree to retrieve the Elements of Harmony, but a nasty surprise greets them once they arrive.

Everypony remembers the ‘Best Young Flyer’ competition.  The white unicorn with the butterfly wings and the sonic rainboom.

What is not so well known is that Rarity also had the most beautiful thoroughbred white alicorn wings for a fleeting moment in time.  Nopony would have ever believed her, and she probably would not have believed it herself were it not for a very special photograph hanging on the wall of her boudoir.

You are Anon, iconic figure of Equestria. One day while hanging out in the fields you are struk by lightning, but instead of dying you develop an amazing power: The Force Telekineses!

But at what cost did you receive these powers?

A story that was actually edited and proofread by a couple people.
Huge thanks to Mist_Chaser (and my friend James who doesn't have a profile) for help proofreading and editing!
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