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Chapter 1- The Church

Spike was sitting in his new Tree-house in the land of Love. He was eating one of the Red Heart Fruit, so far each one tasted different, from Sweet to sour, and from Fruit to Gems. He was enjoying his Godliness, just relaxing. his new Tree-house was confusing as all heck, the room looked normal, but he swore that it was constantly changing. when he had first entered there had been a chandelier, but now there was a Skylight. the Floor had been Been Wooden when He had walked in, then It had changed to Marble a little later, now it was Carpeted. Spike took another Bite out of his fruit and immediately spit it out.
"Too bitter," he said with a cough. he looked back at the roof, it was now a bunch of hearth's warning lights. Spike pulled out one of his arrows and spun it, he was about to get more fruit when Princess Cadence teleported behind him, and Hug tackled him.

"Congratulations!" She cheered as Spike yelled in shock, "I can't believe you Became a Love God!" She Stood up and after helping him to his feet Spike blinked at her.

"How on earth did you get here?"

"I'm the Princess of Love," She gave an awkward cough "So long as you decide to....let me continue being it." She shook her head "Anyway, I'm both here to congratulate you, and Suck up to you, as you are now my boss." Spike's eye's widened at this

"What?"

"I'm the Princess of Love, you're the God of Love... I manage Love for the Ponies of Equestria...you Manage love for everything else, I'm just here to help...take some of the strain off of the job." Spike nodded

"All alright, so I can make you the Princess of love under one...condition," Cadences Face turned bright red, and Spike realized the underlying tone he had unintentionally left "Not that! Your basically my Sister!" Cadence sighed in relief "I just wanna know how to get home,"

"Oh, that! Don't Worry Discord is on his way to find your body as we speak."

"Again, and I'm sorry this is all I'm saying to pretty much everything...What?"

"Once you became a God your Body was turned to Stone, You can only be allowed in Equestria if A princess or Artifact of Great Power grants you access to the mortal realm"

"Then how did Discord..."

"Nopony knows, in all likely hood it was probably on accident." suddenly her entire body began shimmering out of existence "and that's my cue, see you in Equestria." She said as she faded away, Spike looked at where she had been in stunned silence

"I gonna go eat more Heart Fruit." he muttered as he summoned one and took a bite "Yum...Saphire." suddenly a loud scraping noise rang in his ears fading in and out and began turning into Discord's voice

"Sorry, first time's the worst, it'll get easier with time!" Spike held his hands to his head, through his left eye he saw the Land of Love, through his right he could see Discord, after several seconds he saw nothing but Discord, who then gave him a pat on the Back, he Felt a Hand on his Back and turned to See Cadence helping him stand through the ear-wrenching pain

"What the actual fuck was that!?"

"Sorry, Your Stone body was transported into the middle of a Chruch in The Crystal Empire dedicated to your worship, had to convince them to let me take you."

"And?" Suddenly a sound wave of cheers and praises hit Spike's ears, Discord moved so Spike could see the mob of Crystal Ponies who where bowing and celebrating his name

"This day just keeps getting weirder," he said, "Since when do I have a church?"

"I know right, I don't even have one of those" Discord said, "no justice in this world, anyway Cadence, this is your problem now." Discord snapped away and Cadance patted Spike's Back.

"You doing alright?"

"Nope, not at all" he replied as a Mare in Purple robes approached and bowed at Spike's Feet

"My lord," She said in awe, Spike looked down at her and without knowing how knew her name,

"Midnight Sonata." He said, then blinked "hm?" he questioned looking at Cadence who shushed him

"Yes My Lord, I and the Priestess of this Church, I Bow before you, asking humbly for your permission to remain not only head of this Church but to be given permission to expand to more locations to spread words of your name, and to bring joy and kindness in your Name." Spike looked down at her in silence for a moment

"I Don't see why not," He said, Once more being followed by cheers, he offered the Priestess his hand, who was, in turn, trembling and sobbing, using every word in her dictionary to thank him. Spike tried to calm her down, but all the attention she was getting from him seemed to be only making it worse, After a while, she managed to Stop and Spike offered her a hankie,

"Thank you, My Lord, I...I promise you I will do Good, and Spread the Word of your Love, and in turn, bring Love to your name across not only Equestria but even beyond her borders." She said as she used the hankie to wiped her eye's, she then folded and pocketed it and Bowed to Spike once more before making her way to her Lectern to continue her sermon

"Now, let us gather again, in the Great Lord Spike's Name, so as to begin what is the dawning of a new era!" She began as Cadence and Spike teleported away, Spike leaving behind a shower of Rose petals.

Spike and Cadence arrived in the Crystal Empire castle

"Alright before you go home to Ponyville, I need you to re-mark me as the Princess of Love."

"How?"

"Just shake my hand and think about it." the grasped each other's hand

"You are the Princess of Love Cadence?" He asked, Cadence body turned Red for a moment before turning back to normal, she smiled

"Thank you...My Lord."

"Don't you dare call me that!" Spike shot back immediately

"Aw, what's the matter, You should be happy, I give it a month before a War starts over the right way to worship you." Spike opened his mouth, thought for a second, then shut it

"Shit." was all he had to say to her.

Author's Note:

A lectern is what a Priest or Priestess stands behind when they read from their Book's of Faith.

this had been your random word I put in my story fact of the day

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beirirangu

beirirangu #1 · Sep 19th, 2018 · · ·

well that was quick... I didn't think he'd have a church that quickly, especially one that started breaking into factions and fighting so soon... but then again, we don't know how long he was in the love realm (or whatever it's called) ... Seconds? Hours? Days? Months? Years?

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