It's a perfectly normal day in Ponyville. Or, actually, except for one, tiny, itsy-bitsy, inconsequential little difference.

Can our heroes save the day from the venerable Scoota-saurus-rex that just so happens to have chosen today to go wreaking havoc across the town? All before their bedtime? And not covered in tree sap?

Well, no promises on that last one. But let's see how well they can do on the first two, hmm?

Originally created as an entry to the flashfic 150 challenge. It went over, and then I realised there was a prompt so I set it aside and did something else.

Thanks to Scoots for help with the title.

This story is a sequel to Snails 1/2: Vol 2 The Perfect Stallion

The life of a colt should be simple, should be fun. Playing sports in the mud, fishing, building forts and tree houses, soap box races. Snails used to love all of that, there was nothing better then spending a hot day at the waterhole swimming with Snips, Rumble, and the other colts.

That seemed so long ago now. That seemed like another life. Ever since falling into that cursed pool, snails life has been non stop, trying to find a cure for the curse, trying to keep his curse hidden, and trying to lead a double life. When hit with cold water, HE becomes Escargot, the leader of the Mini-6, selected by the table to wield the elements of harmony light versions. To protect the castle and Ponyville when the Main Six have duties elsewhere.

This is a duty, a responsibility. So of course the princesses have decided that Escargot and the Mini Six, Noi, Dinky, Apple Bloom, Sweetiebelle, and Scootaloo must attend The Canterlot School for Gifted Unicorns, to ensure they can control the magics safely and responsibly.

Because more responsibility, and more school, is just what Snails was hoping for.

Editor: Swyrl
Art by: Alkarasu

Fluttershy and Soarin have been through a lot together as a couple, and it would be an understatement to say they think about each other often. Unfortunately, he is always training and going around Equestria to preform, so they can only communicate through letters the majority of the time.

However, when Spitfire decides to let the Wonderbolts take off for a few days, Soarin knows exactly what he's going to do with his time off: see Fluttershy and show her how much he appreciates her.

Written for my 200 follower special. Thanks again, guys!

My name is The Merry Widow. And tomorrow I will die.

There comes a time in every ship’s life where they have expended their usefulness, and all that awaits them is destruction at the breakers. Beneath Luna’s stars in the long darkness before my death, I am given a gift, and new hope.

The Merry Widow will not die unmourned.

Appropriate Photo credit: The HMS Unicorn, a British frigate from 1894.

Title from Psalms 107:23
Excellent reading by Illya Leonov

Shining Armour is the star defensive tackle for the Canterlot High School football team. His prowess is thanks in no small part to his skill, his dedication... and his utterly hulking body.

Contains: anthro, fat ponies, musclegut, American football.

Twilight Sparkle searches for perfection. It's a horrible idea.

Spiritual companion to Bathophobia and Autophobia. Reading by Lotus Moon. Highly Recommended by PresentPerfect. Contribute to the TVTropes page!

When Lemon Zest needs help promoting her mother's real estate business, Indigo Zap agrees to give her a hand going door-to-door leaving door hangers.

Nothing a pair of Crystal Prep Shadowbolts can't handle!

Rated T for some language.

After nearly five years, Latenighter's old friend Starlet Gaze returns from canterlot. Follow these two as they patch their friendship together again and maybe something more....

Diamond has a few words for those she wronged. Takes place after "Crusaders of the Lost Mark".

What happens when you take an ancient being just as old as The Creator, put him in charge of Tartarus, and then have him meet our beloved ponies? You get this wacky, semi-serious Dark Comedy dealing with Death, Immortality, and Demons. Please welcome Pluto/Osiris, The Revenant King!