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Got a new story coming up in the next day or two relating to peculiarities of EqG humanoid biology. All I can tell you beyond that is that it definitely isn't the following:

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So, I've been talking to Shortskirtsandexplosions for a bit now over Discord and whatnot, and the other day we started kicking around ideas and he suggested the concept of Flash Sentry having a ridiculously hot mom and the humor to be mined from such a situation.¹

My brain ran with it and so...

Meet Azure Flame.

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If you want the short version of my rebuttal of this argument is that it doesn't count when you artificially inflate the powers of villains while deflating the powers of canon characters. If the Immortal Game Mane-6 was in the Starfleet series, none of the villains or heroes in Starfleet wouldn't stand a chance. And you know what? If I'm gonna rip off Rationality Rules, I'm going all the way. This is

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Meet Kat the Pegasus and Eridani the unicorn, Six’s twin fillies

Pics ( from top down ) by tizhonolulu and By sutekinamimi on discord

For the 2 people that read these...

I have a story idea or two. I’ve had these for a while, but I couldn’t quite grasp anything but the concept.

I am a rather ‘write as it happens’ guy, having never planned my stories out even once, so all I have is the concept.

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I felt so amazing that I felt like showing you half my face.

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Rainbow Dash knows you're jacking off to her...

Rainbow's gonna get you.

This contains spoilers, so avoid reading this if you don't want to see it

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So we've gotten some character design reveal as well as the cast playing them, and I gotta say... I am slightly confuzzled. That and I just learned that the movie is using a new animation style called Harmony, which is supposed to be like, incredibly better then the old Flash 8 they were using to make the show with.

But here are the character designs.

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IN WHICH DAMMIT COFFEE

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MAYHEMMOTH DID A THING AND IT IS SO GOOD PLEASE LOOK AT THESE GAY HORSES

-it's my birthday!

[unenthusiastic celebratory noises]

You know, I had a couple silly directions I was considering taking this post, but... I guess I just wanted to say thanks to all of you. All you madlads sticking with me as I write more and more sexually charged awkward horse romance and cathartic explorations of trauma and spirituality means a lot to me.

So, cheers, to all of us.

This is a re-post of a thread I just created for the The Writer's Group. I'm cross-posting it into my blogs for those interested who aren't in that group, and for my own easy reference later because Writer's Group threads get buried fast.

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It turns out there is no better way for me to change my opinion on a character than to convince myself I had to write them, because wow I did not like Wallflower when I first saw Forgotten Friendship and a few thousand words later I can say that I have no idea what I was thinking.

Seriously, just look at her:

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I can die in peace now

I did this a couple years ago, my answers have probably updated since. Send me some numbers and I’ll answer them.

(Mind the A Little Louder link, I want traffic).