You're confused with that other black girl down the hall...and that person has known you for almost two years

Happy September everyone

Person: Hey
Me: Hi!

Person: Do you play video games?
Me: Sure. Other times though, I just like to watch people play.

Person: Nice! So you're a girl, right?
Me: Mmmhmm. How about you?

Person: Boi
Me: Cool.

Person: Hahaha most girls usually want nudes from me
Me: That's weird XD

Person: Yeah, it is. They usually want to exchange.
Me: My condolences.

Person: Yeah, it's annoying.
Me: Well, you won't see any of that from me!

Person: So you don't do nudes?
Me: Nope.

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It's beautiful

The title says it all, needless to say, it was hilarious!!

This is what she said:

Friend's rant

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69.96 views per day.

MIRRORED!

How to program?

1. Know what you want [the robot] to do.
2. Plan it out on paper, step by step.
3. See what your [programming] language has that will help you build your program.
4. Build in tiny steps and test to see if its working.
5. Bang head on table and repeat.
6. Doritos and Mountain Dew may be required.

The slide before that one, the person making the video gave us the KISS instruction; Keep It Simple, Stupid.

, just

Love it or hate it, they’re…

well they…

it…

Actually you can just love it or hate it.

(It’s funnier if you’ve watched the show but I’m hoping for a “it’s so dumb it’s funny” feeling)

Also if you wanted something actually good then here

Hi.

I'm sorry about my dead account but, I haven't been feeling like writing about smol horses anymore

inb4: "you haven't been feeling like it for almost a year?"

yeah stfu

anyways, sorry :/

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Because I totally didn't get a copy of the original Witcher game in a giveaway.

And it totally doesn't say in the manual instructions on usage in Windows XP.

And I totally don't have a GTX 1050 ti coupled with an i5.

And the system requirements definitely aren't lower than the specs of my phone.

And I'm definitely not using this as an opportunity to show off my computer's specs.

(I really need to focus more on Shattered Rainbow, but I'm now planning on releasing it alongside the sequel to Space Horse, so meh.)

I like how everyone's paying close attention and Pinkie's just chasing Spike around

But, on a more serious note, I hope they have her do something important in the movie

Sweet Swiss Cheeese, the new content keeps on coming!

SPOILERS!

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Imagine if someone do an audio reding of one of my stories, lol
Like that's ever gonna happend!

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Got your attention? Good.

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That one group member forgets their part of the project the day it's due

Hey it's ya boy, SleepyBoye. ...Yeah I got nothin' for excuses, I just fell outta the map with school work and such. It's been 5 years since any form of word from this guy over here and I learned a lot of things.

So to keep it short and sweet, I'm putting up all my stories up for adoption. Do what you want with it, hell I don't care. Just credit me and it's like whatever. Hate on it, shit on it, rewrite it to hate and shit on it, do whatcha' want my guy.

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Tempest Shadow: "I'm Tempest F*cking Shadow!"
Elite Operative: "I'm F*cking Tempest Shadow!"

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/388009/operation-firework