Freshman Shoe Licking

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So I was on the bus just now on my way home from school, and this freshman I hang out with grabs the shoe of a sophomore girl that I also hang out with to see what it says on the bottom. Now, in my head, I just kinda assumed that he was about to lick it. So, me being an idiot, I pull out my wallet and jokingly tell him that I've got ten bucks for him if he licks her shoe. He looks at the shoe, looks at my wallet, then asks me if I'm being serious. I told him "Hell yeah, I'm serious! Lick the shoe, from bottom to top, and I'll give you $10!". I can see that he's skeptical, so I pull out the bill and show it to him. He looks at it, probably to certify its authenticity, then agrees. Me, two other freshmen, and the sophomore all pull out our phones to record it. We egg him on, as high schoolers do, and he finally works up the nerve to do the deed.

I would like to use this time to point out two things: 1) I never intended to give him the money and 2) he's a scumbag who deserved this. Like, seriously guys, he's rude, arrogant, racist, sexist, and kinda... rapey. He's an overall bad person that I somehow took under my wing, and I wanted to try and knock him off his high horse.

So, as he brings his tongue forward, I was intending to tell him to stop, that I was kidding. I assumed he was going to inch forward slowly, which would give me enough time to stop him. However, he got all gung-ho, and just dove in! It was the single most hilarious thing to happen to me this week! Guys, don't think less of me because of this, but I didn't pay him, either! Hey, he never shook on it, there was no physical contract, I cannot be held to it.

I can't say for sure, but this might be a story coming. I can just imagine it, maybe flip Freshman into a good person who got slipped into a bad situation. I imagine this would work well with Flutters and RD as freshmen.

More info will be relayed as it is received.