English Is A Tough Language

English is kind of complicated. I often revert to speaking French, Korean, Chinese, or Japanese (or a combination of all of these at once) because they make more sense. :P

Reasons English is a weird language:

1. There are a bunch of variations of a word that are pronounced the same, but they are spelled different and mean different things.

Such as to, too, two. There, there, their. Where, wear. Tare, Tear. Bare, Bear. So on and so forth.

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One of those desperate girls who want you to see them strip or something on webcam sent me a spam e-mail and was like, "Hey Baby. Want to bang? Here's the link to my private messenger if you want to hit me up."

And I so I did what every sensible person would do and clicked the link to the messenger.

When I was in the messenger thing I said, "Listen, Candy (that was her name). Banging hurts a lot. I just stubbed my toe last week. You can understand why I am not interested."

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Sorry, for being so late with this one, there was a late to compile. This is going to be my most packed month yet so be ready for plenty of stuff. Including both final chapters of season 2 of Journey To Hearth's Warming and both final tidbits for this season. I'm also considering posting a new story that will be a parody of the movie Hoodwinked near the end of this month, more details on that below the schedule. Also, there will be a voting poll starting this month over my birthday commission

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Lots of references to nerdy and underground culture. Here's the preview if anyone's interested.

Dragon of Grace (Uncut Preview)

So as some of you might have noticed, I didn't post everything I wanted to this month; well, this month decided to kick me hard. Really, I was lucky to have chapter 21 of Journey To Hearth's Warming already done before this month started because the rest of this month I got nothing done at all. From writing new chapters for Hoodwinked: Pony Edition to new chapters on Letter of Hope, everything came to a total standstill due to a massive head cold and losing a laptop. This month has been harsh

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Got a few updates to share. The first of which is that I've been slowly but surely working on a new chapter for "Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children". Let me just say, working on Zecora's dialogue is very difficult. You really have to think about context, rhythm, and structure just to make sure what she says not only makes flawless sense, but still can sit in a regular conversation. This does mean

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Hello again :D

I was bored in this day, so I decided to draw something about the fan-fiction quoted in the title plus something else and posting them here.

Chapter Nine's battle between Applejack and Golden Hoof.

This is the draw that started all.

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Recently and unfortunately, certain people, I won't say any names, got into a heated argument resulting in one dropping out due to hateful words being traded. The person who said those harsh words was dealt with and has been punished. Prior to this, another player has dropped out of the contest willingly. Gumball2 has left the game. The list below consists of the remaining competitors and their OCs.

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I was kind of hesitant to do this, but since January is coming to a close I thought I might as well get it over with and post more of the art commishes I made. Safe for work images first, then the saucy ones near the end.

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Things Bronies Say: Part One

Here is part one of Things Bronies Say. I am thinking of making this a series of sorts. I hope you enjoy the first part.

Enjoy.

1. They better not have Starlight Glimmer in season six or I'm going to stop watching the show!

*One season later.*

They better not have Starlight Glimmer in season seven or I am leaving the fandom for good this time!!

2. Brony One: There is no MLP after Lauren Faust stopped working on the show!

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Do you ever walk outside and wonder how many animals, humans, or other creatures have pooped or peed in the environment around you? Or how much bodily fluids like boogers and whatnot are stuck to the ground?

I just imagine this huge layer of poop, boogers, blood, puss, earwax, vomit, piss, and so on, on top of everything; parking lot surfaces, cars, playground equipment, buildings; you name it, it probably has the most disgusting things you can think of stuck to it.

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Happy late 4th of July, folks! 💥 🇺🇸

Anyway, I’m going to be on vacation this week celebrating my mom’s birthday, but before I go I wanted to show my thanks for your kind words and support of The Mystic Knights so here is a fan-made theme song of the series. Though, I must warn you I am not a song writer I mostly specialize in parody songs, so yeah, this is a parody song of The Great Adventure by Steven Curtis Chapman.

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So this time already due to me still suffering a head cold I will be only posting the Journey To Hearth's Warming chapter for this month. Coming out on Wednesday the 25th, just before Thanksgiving. As for other stuff, I might post a chapter on Hoodwinked, but I won't say when just in case. It might seem odd for me to be hesitant with the far shorter piece, but those chapters I prefer to get done in a single burst, whereas the Journey TO Hearth's Warming can be worked on over time, plus this

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I wonder if people are going to hate me... even more, once they find out that I'm probably Cozy Glow's father...

What's with all the talk of variously colored pills?
I say the only good pill is the pill, that keeps your secret relationship a secret. Birth Control!

Mom: WHY IS MY DAUGHTER PREGNANT?!
Son: A miracle? Like Jesus?
Dad: WHO'S THE FATHER?!
*Girl nervously glances at her brother*
Daughter: God?

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Now that we've entered the rebirth phase of my OCs' stories, figured I'd make a sketch showing off later phases in their twenties. While their relationship is meant to be portrayed as primarily wholesome, they are a married couple, and what do married couples in healthy dynamics tend to do from time to time?

You get the idea.

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