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Jun
26th
2017

Download Fate/Grand Order it is my reason to live · 7:39am Jun 26th, 2017

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!
乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

May
12th
2017

The Quickening: The triumph of garbage literature · 3:00pm May 12th, 2017

From the title, it's obvious that this has prejudice, so I'll try to be as clear as possible.

A book whose information is false, is full of clichés, has an empty speech and content is a garbage book, therefore this is garbage literature. In other words, a book made not to express but to sell.

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Jan
8th
2018

Don't think I am going to be writing for a while computer almost broke · 6:49am Jan 8th, 2018

It's probably going to need to be replaced and today it's just been crashing and almost said I couldn't start it up cause an important file was corrupted or something and now it's running super slow and 90 percent of the time is a black screen. Thank goodness I back up my writing in Google or here else I'd want to die cause spending a month on a silly passion project like i have been doing and if I lost that it would completely make a month of work completely meaningless.

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Jun
8th
2019

Pointless Pony Tips #1972 · 11:58am Jun 8th, 2019

May
9th
2017

RE: Parental Guidence · 2:39am May 9th, 2017

A: Thank god it danced around The Subject so "Scootaloo ain't got shit" is still sorta cannon
B: The fuck did I just watch?

May
14th
2020

we did our best to make pretty noises come out of our broken piano · 11:22pm May 14th

if that isn't a metaphor for our life, who knows what is

enjoy our generic-sounding garbage

Report darf · 88 views · #piano #birthday #music #garbage
Oct
3rd
2019

Fuck it · 3:10pm Oct 3rd, 2019

I'm sorry master... but I'll have to go all out, just this once.

I'll just release all of my old, new and somewhat trashy stories. Then you guys can decide if you like them.
I've had like 10 unwritten stories just staring at me for over a year now.
It's time to put an end to the madness.

By becoming one with the madness!

Feb
18th
2017

All Stories Being Delayed · 8:04pm Feb 18th, 2017

I can't believe I forgot to do this.

I did this on Equestria Amino a few weeks ago, but I forgot to do this on Fimfiction. So I apologize for that.

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Report Bergen · 173 views · #I'm garbage #I know #Update
Jun
30th
2020

I watched Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice last week... · 9:39am June 30th

Yeah, this was my first time watching that movie... and it sucked. Three hours... three hours I had to digest every single scene that just went on and on and on and on and on and on—JUST END IT ALREADY!!! Holy fuck, this movie was ass. I will post my review of it later this week. Man, this was a snore fest. I wanted to post this blog the day after I watched it but here it is. Just wanted to get this off my chest. I bet my fingers will hurt after typing my long review of a long movie. Ughhh...

Oct
11th
2018

What It Means - Update · 5:46pm Oct 11th, 2018

What It Means has been updated after so loooong, surprising amirite?

Do enjoy, this chapter was actually finished a long time ago but I decided to update it now.

Maybe I'll update faster, or not, we'll see.

Jun
7th
2020

My Review of Batman and Harley Quinn · 3:10am June 7th


*Harley farting in Batmobile*
Nightwing: UGHH!!
Batman: It’s not so bad. Smells like... discipline.

My reaction:

Rating Scale
12/10—a complete
masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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Jan
11th
2018

FiMFiction Stories Stereotypes · 12:25am Jan 11th, 2018

Have you ever noticed that some types of stories have very attached stereotypes? I mean, if it's a crossover, it will be shallow and lazy. If it it's dark, it will contain gore. If there's a sex tag, it's porn. So on and so forth. Well, what are the more common stereotypes?


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Jan
18th
2018

"Be honest, I can take it" · 2:50pm Jan 18th, 2018

Aug
4th
2016

TW 2: Feel The Edge · 6:36am Aug 4th, 2016

Just because I wrote it, doesn't mean I can't ruthlessly mock it with relevant parody songs

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Aug
24th
2015

Rocky Romance Sequel Released and Subsequently Revoked · 7:43am Aug 24th, 2015

Recently I posted an awful sequel to an already awful story. Having decided to take the same route as the last and wing it, it was horrible. This time though, it wasn't just horrible; it was painful to read. The jokes were beyond disturbing -even by the standards of the first-, there were way too many typos, it was sloppy, and overall I wasn't very proud of it.

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Jul
28th
2019

Read some of my Wattpad trash that I wrote in between essaywriting frenzies. · 6:40am Jul 28th, 2019

Its chapters tend to be as short, or oftentimes even shorter than the average "What If" chapter.

Also, yes, it indeed is probably just as insane as What If, but actually has some vague sense of a story continuity going through it.

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Dec
8th
2016

Weather Channel Scientist Shreds Climate Denier Garbage · 8:23pm Dec 8th, 2016

Breitbart News last week used one of the Weather Channel’s videos to mislead its readers into believing that climate change is a hoax—and now the normally non-political channel is striking back!

Jul
9th
2016

New chapter coming whenever · 7:52pm Jul 9th, 2016

It's come to my attention that like four months have passed since the last The Equestrian Event, (TEE), update was released. Why? Because I'm slow and meticulous. Whatever that means. And besides, no one really seems to read it through except twenty people, (thank you twenty people!), so I'm not under a whole lot of pressure to rush chapters out.

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Oct
16th
2017

Bronze Bombshell · 10:00pm Oct 16th, 2017

A very apt blog title, this one; the result totally blew me away. After a Fashion, my entry in the Barcast's Make Rarity Not Garbage contest, won third place in said contest.

Aragon won, of course. I wasn't expecting to even medal, but with him in the mix, it just isn't fair for us mere mortals.

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Sep
15th
2017

Rabid Retard Complains Again About Things He Shouldn't Be Complaining About! · 3:31am Sep 15th, 2017

The one thing any good author needs is a critical audience. An audience that doesn't hesitate to be rude or uncaring about others' feelings, easily pointing out flaws with their stories and demanding it changed.

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