Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It's Christmas.
Journeyman: Time for another entry in the Stocking Stuffer Series.
Journeyman: Only instead of snow we'll have some bullshit about Easter and Jesus and rabbits or some shit.
Journeyman: What say you, Pizor, King of Pies?

Pizor: Hmm it has potential. Gonna need a day to brain storm tho

Journeyman: I can smell the tired on you.
Journeyman: Here, this will wake you up.

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I have often been told that dialogue is one of my strongest areas as a writer. I find this compliment a bit unusual, because dialogue is often one of the areas that I spend the least time on. My dialogue technique involves a lot of instinct and guess work (I suppose a lot of my writing does). There is one area, however, where I did have to learn and research, because I am quite bad at it in real life.

Lying.

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Whether it’s a flashback to Spike’s first days or a pony-flavored Little Golden Book, this week’s theme seems to be youth. Let’s see how well this resonates with my inner child.

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I keep getting told to call a suicidal hotline if gets bad enough and I promised to do so if I did.

Here I am, sitting in front of the snake river, and I call them.

“Hello, and welcome to the suicidal hotline~”
pause.
Same in another language.

I am sitting at the edge of a river, and it’s a machine. A machine to sort people out. Who call this in a last attempt to not do something.

Like.
I.
I just.

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As some of you might know the end of the shipping voting contest will be Thursday. I would like to remind you that you do have the ability to vote a second time, it just the site is a little confusing with the second vote, if there are not a few days between each vote then it will try to change your first vote. It's a little annoying and frankly, I would rather go back to the previous site for voting after this. If you missed my messages of the voting contest

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Another Roundup of Positive Updates on the COVID Outbreaks From Around the World

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Hello everyone! Captain Disappointment here with an update for all of you patient readers as well as those who are not going to like what I have to say next.

As you might have guessed, it is taking a while for the sequel to come out. Good news is that it has actually been started and as some of you may know, starting stories is the biggest hurdle in my race to get fics out to all of you.

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So.. this one's below a cut as it's a doozy but not everyone hangs out on the DnD nerdery section of tumblr and so might not have followed the link about Noir comedy and found this post.

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I can easily say this year has been my most eventful in all 19 years of my life.
Believing in connecting with my followers, I thought I'd list all the crazy shizzle I've been through this year so you might know a little more about the author you love!

So, here we go!

• I've been at the centre of a court case. (Don't worry, I wasn't the accused, I was the victim )

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In the far south of the Known Internet, the world comes to an end.

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You can use this tip, but you are going to have a bad time.

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I don't know exactly where to start with this, so bear with me if it gets all over the place. I wasn't around to get the full story.

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And we’re back with another round. I’ll have to keep it short today, folks, as I’ve got almost 50k words to read (it’s a workaholic week), a car in the shop that needs picking up (my poor wallet! But the rental's sweet), 2,000 words to write (at minimum), my day job (writing about boring things so I can write about interesting things later), and a need to make a big meal so that the leftovers will last me every lunch for the next week (because it’s cheaper than buying six or seven small meals).

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I can't write much right now, but I wanted to inform you that I'm back from a con, which is the reason why I didn't write anything last weekend and the days after it. Three days of convention, then sorting and placing the ponyloot I bought (which ripped a huge hole in my budget for next month already, but it was worth it).

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Chapter 26-29: I had read all these chapter and written a segment for each of them but my computer erased it due to unknown error. I could’ve tried to recreate it or re-do it but that felt wrong so I’ll summarize what I remember saying.

I felt like Sweeties but parents could’ve handled the situation better and tried to calm her down after she threw dad instead of antagonizing her more. I understood their actions but it was a dumb call.

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Warning: Grimdark scenario detailed below. I may need a hug.

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