Stocking Stuffer 4: Eggcellent

Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It's Christmas.
Journeyman: Time for another entry in the Stocking Stuffer Series.
Journeyman: Only instead of snow we'll have some bullshit about Easter and Jesus and rabbits or some shit.
Journeyman: What say you, Pizor, King of Pies?

Pizor: Hmm it has potential. Gonna need a day to brain storm tho

Journeyman: I can smell the tired on you.
Journeyman: Here, this will wake you up.
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Journeyman: Have some of the good stuff.

Pizor: Yeah work is bonkers. But coco is love. Coco is life XD

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Journeyman: Does Easter have some moral lesson I've forgotten since my days in Sunday school?

Pizor: 40 pieces of silver is enough to betray the son of god. And Romans dont give a fuck

Journeyman: All because a rabbit shat out an egg worth 40 pieces of silver.
Journeyman: BRILLIANT!

Pizor: Angel bunny put a hit on Celestia's student
Pizor: Rarity as Pilot
Pizor: Get some disciples in there
Pizor: Last super becomes the last orgy

Journeyman: Tempting.
Journeyman: I am going to be making some bullshit that's fappable.

Pizor: Something sexual with holes in the hands
Pizor: I dunno just spitballing here

Journeyman: Not soem SIlent Hill shit. Even fearboners have limits.
Journeyman: Wait
Journeyman: holy shit
Journeyman: I got a fearboner idea
Journeyman: And it invovles eggs.

Pizor: Continue

Journeyman: I've been on derpi a lot.
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Journeyman: Eggs are how Cheese Legs is often shown to have kids.
Journeyman: Let's turn Chryssy into some bastardized Easter Bunny, spreading love and eggs and spread legs.

Pizor: Oh I know where you are going
Pizor: Just need a good location

Journeyman: Should Coco be first?

Pizor: Crystal empire for cadence nonsense? Or canterlot for the walk down memory lane?

Journeyman: Well, I have been showing the Shining family a lot.
Journeyman: Question is, is it too much? The world can only handle only too much incest impregnation futanaris.

Pizor: Its a pretty obscure fetish. Might alienate potential readers

Journeyman: Chryssy is going to be giving some eggs a nice, warm home. I'd be very upset if I didn't.

Pizor: Then we gotta get some fresh faces in your smut. Pander it up for easy views

Journeyman: Time to crack open some background characters.
Journeyman: That came out wrong.

Pizor: Berry punch?

Journeyman: Sure. Slept at the bar and came stumblign home the following morning.

Pizor: Lightning Dust?

Journeyman: On break after gettign a new gig. Sure.
Journeyman: SHould I have CHryssy wear some cheesy rabbit ears?
Journeyman: It might ramp up the fetish factor.

Pizor: Yeah bunny ears are a safe bet

Journeyman: Shoudl she be some kind of pony easter legend just to ramp up the holiday fuckery?
Journeyman: "Oh no! The mythical bunny with her eggs!" or some kind of cheesy B-movie shlock like that?

Pizor: Scene is bar
Pizor: Background pony of choice is drunk
Pizor: Mistakes chrys for mythical bunny
Pizor: Plot twist she was never disguised. They were just that drunk

Journeyman: I feel like there is something more to really sell the holdiay depression. Second one was Santa in the chimney levels of crap I feel like we can shoot for something delightfully terrible for here, too.

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[Journeyman]

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YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO DAD!

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[Journeyman]

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Drunk off her ass after a night of hard partying, Chrysalis thinks she is the Easter Bunny, and she has plenty of eggs to deliver. At the expense of Ponyvile's female population, of course.

It made sense to me at first.

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[Journeyman]

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You strike me as one who appreciates mindless clip like the Stocking Stuffer series, Shaky Willy. Here's a sneak peek. I've got to tell someone about this stupid shit I came up with.

Chrysalis could watch them go from her position as her back was towards the bar. Specifically, her ass was towards Applebloom. The farm girl had filled out nicely since she came of age. She was nowhere near Applejack’s level of deliciousness, but it was nothing time and experience couldn’t fix. Both of Chrysalis’ luscious ass cheeks seemed to roll independently of each other as she danced to the beat. Soarin had already tried to bounce a bit off her ass. It did indeed bounce, and she didn’t fault him for trying it at least once on the royal ass, but she still made him lick her boots. Rarity was also more than accommodating and brought over some costumes to help him remember his place. It was endlessly pleasing to see a chiseled stallion understand his place, and Soarin was a natural working the pole in a dress, heels, and lace.

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[Neece]

I'm OH SO VERY GLAD that you did it. You should listen to Pizor more. Oh, and have a Follow, you earned it