Yeah, I almost forgot I was doing these too!

TPony-Me™: Rogue

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi
• Slice of Life

The rules of artificial intelligence? Survive.

• Alt. Universe
• Human
• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Spike
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 7.5k words  ·  14  7 · 370 views

Meet the edgy little edgelord stepsibling of Pony-Me that was quite literally yeeted out of the chapters of Pony-Me after it got too edgy for its own good.

Short to say, I'm glad I decided to separate these chapters from the original story and dump 'em into a separate fic.

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Neat. It's the first story I wrote that actually stuck around on my top 4 stories list on my about page for a decent amount of time. It took ages for another story to come around and boot it off the list.

EApplePears

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Applejack finds a tree in Sweet Apple Acres that's unlike the rest... Namely, it grows pears. APPLEPEARS.

• Applejack

TheMajorTechie · 1.3k words  ·  29  2 · 876 views

This was very much a one-off story I wrote because I could back in the day. Nowadays it probably would've popped up as an entry in What If instead, but eh.

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SO!!! As you might note: I HAVE A NEW STORY POSTED!!!

This thing's been in the works for .... Well... I started it in the Before-Times... BUT!!! I have finally finished it!

Just a short little fluff piece establishing things for the Sequel of DoOoM!

Enjoy!!!

Before coloring

After coloring

What do you guys think?

*throws up*

It's that time again, ain't it? Equestria Forever sidestory and tombstone of I Think I Summoned a Ponk, here we come!

EFrom One End to Another

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Adventure
• Random
• Sci-Fi

I don't remember much about what just happened, but I DO know one thing: reality is broken.

• Human
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Main 6

TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words  ·  10  3 · 596 views

First of all, I'd like to say a little something about that cover art I drew for it: Stop it, get some help.

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Yup. It's a Displaced story... technically(?)

EHoly Crap it's a Lawnmower in Equestria!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Why do I do this to myself?

• OC
• Main 6

TheMajorTechie · 1k words  ·  14  18 · 658 views

No dillydallying or explanation this time 'round, let's get right into it.

Badly written on purpose because honestly, I feel like kludging my way through this anyways.

Just like 90% of your other stories?

It's not like I lost a bit of my soul or anything. Right?

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75-follower special time!

This is pretty much the kind of story that What If morphs into every so often.

A trio of fillies watched overhead from atop a cliff. Said cliff would eventually become the base of operations for a top secret facility known as "B.U.T.T.S.", or "Bureau of Unbelievably Tame Time Steppers".

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Another random comedy.

EDerpy Tries Tech Support

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Derpy decides to take on a Tech Support job. It doesn't end well.

• Derpy
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 1.1k words  ·  22  3 · 682 views

Eh.

"I haz da problem."

Problem is that the story really doesn't come across as all that funny to me anymore. Still brings a smile, but it's not really funny anymore.

"Did you try turning it off and back on again?"

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Story rewrite time!

ETwilight's a thief, because who gives a crap about logic?

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Twilight stole a statue and doesn't give a crap about it, 'cause nothing is logical anymore. Rewritten with permission from Evictus' original fic.

• Twilight
• Rarity

TheMajorTechie · 1.9k words  ·  59  5 · 1k views

“On the Structure of Hats: A Retrospective”

It's another game of "what's Twilight reading"!

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Ayyy, another meme story!

ELuna and Sunset Shimmer Fix the Dreamscape with Shamwow and Flex Tape!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

F L E X T A P E F I X E S E V E R Y T H I N G

• Luna
• Sunset Shimmer
• Vice-Principal Luna

TheMajorTechie · 1.8k words  ·  96  9 · 1.9k views

WARNINGS: Shamwow and Flex Tape worship, memes, Bob Ross references, possession by the deity of Flex Tape, dabbing, raw and unedited word barf, and bad fanfiction.

Ya got that right. There's so much bad fanfiction here.

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Slippin' back into some good ol' insanity now, are we?

ELuna Needs Moneyz for dem Vidya Gaems!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

...And what better way to raise money, than to monetize dreams???

• Luna
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 1.7k words  ·  33  8 · 1k views

"But why?" Celestia had asked, "Why dost thou hearken to the days of depravity?"

And with that, Luna had returned, "Because I'm fed up with that fake accent of yours, sister. STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS!"

To be fair, however, she did fumble with the pronunciation of "impediment".

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So I did another reading, and I'm going to try and stay more consistent with uploading. Life likes to get in the way, but I'll still do my best. I love you all

Story link: Screee!!
Link to Fimfic story: All the Bats!

I'm writing part of this on the toilet!

Today's story continues the Techie tradition of incinerating brain cells with stupid.

ETHE NIGHT SHALL LAST FOR TEN SECONDS!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Luna's snapped a second time now, going all "Nightmare Moon" and stuff like that. The thing is, she was hit in the face with a brick just a few hours ago.

• Luna
• Derpy
• Nightmare Moon

TheMajorTechie · 2k words  ·  43  5 · 1.2k views

And of course, the first major presence of Gamer Luna in my stories. (Though she still mainly only exists in What If as far as my stories go. :P)

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Look guys, it's one of my first successful crazy one-shots ever! Now y'all know how the crazytrain began. ;)

EEquestria's Sudden Nutella Troubles

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

... Have you ever wondered what Equestria would be like if it were swamped in Nutella?

• Twilight
• Spike
• Celestia

TheMajorTechie · 2k words  ·  28  3 · 876 views

I really don't know what this monstrosity I wrote is. I should stop writing ideas based on ideas I come up with late at night.

Guess who's writing a review of their own story late at night? This boio right here!

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AKA the story in which the game I used to play constantly ever since elementary school says hi and is subsequently murdered. Yup, we're doin' these again. It's ya boi, Tonkus, back at it again with the SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews! Someone remind me that I'm doing these again if I forget that these reviews exist.

So anyway.

EBloons Tower Defense: Equestria

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Sci-Fi

Look guys, it's the crossover that nobody ever needed!

• Crossover
• Zecora
• OC
• Other
• Main 6

TheMajorTechie · 3.8k words  ·  20  1 · 886 views

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Serious story incoming. Kinda forgot that I was doing these reviews. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don't really have any quips about this one, so let's just get on with it.

Unwrapping the foil, Scootaloo scrunched her muzzle at the putrid smell that wafted from the moldy mess before her. WIth a gag, she scooped up the mess and dumped it in the trash can. She stared back at the refrigerator.

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You thought you escaped the insanity? Ho ho, just you wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet if ya haven't read this fic.

EThe Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!)

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Butter Knife is your everyday, somewhat-atypical, overly-generic "edgy" alicorn. Now then, prepare yourself for a nice dose of CRINGE.

• OC

TheMajorTechie · 6.6k words  ·  28  20 · 795 views

This story centers on Butter Knife, the titular fake-edgy OC who hardly ever is referred to by her real name!

I'm not sure if I should be sorry for this.

Don't be.

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You know what pain is? Force-feeding yourself MLP Gen 1 for the sole purpose of mocking it in a fanfic!

ETwilight Finds Herself in Generation 1.

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

That's pretty much all there is to it, aside from chaos. There'll be QUITE a lotta chaos...

• Twilight
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 8.2k words  ·  86  18 · 2.7k views

Yeah, this is where the spirit of I Think I Summoned a Ponk went for a while.

Anyway, let's start because my hands are cold.

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Four words: Well that didn't work.

TSpacebound Equestria: Fall of a Nation

• MLP: FiM
• Sci-Fi

They thought Sombra was defeated. After all, his body was utterly destroyed. That's what the ponies thought as the Equestrian Pride grounded in Canterlot. The only problem? Reality isn't always as it seems.

• Alt. Universe
• Twilight
• Rainbow Dash
• Celestia
• Luna
• King Sombra

TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words · 545 views

Wait hol up this was published at the end of 2016? It honestly felt like I published that thing quite a bit later than that. Oh well.

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Oof, ouch, a failed reboot.

EI Think I Summoned a Ponk: The Arrival of Derp

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Quite self explanatory.

• Pinkie
• Derpy
• Anon

TheMajorTechie · 2.9k words  ·  9  3 · 480 views

Not much else to say, let's get started. I wanna spotlight some OCs and get back to writing horsewords.

“Go back to sleep, Pinkie.” I groaned. It was a Saturday, and on days like these, sleep was golden.

I stand by this as fact.

I cracked an eye ope--

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