Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #21: [From One End to Another]! · 4:20am Oct 24th, 2019
*throws up*
It's that time again, ain't it? Equestria Forever sidestory and tombstone of I Think I Summoned a Ponk, here we come!
First of all, I'd like to say a little something about that cover art I drew for it: Stop it, get some help.
Like, there's the usual cover art that I tend to make either by throwing together stock footage or drawing up a simple high-contrast thingy in PaintDotNet, but this thing? Hoo boy, it looks very much like I might've even used Comic Sans in it! I'll repeat myself yet again, this is the face of middle-school edgy, even if I was in my freshman year of high school by that time.
Also, stick figure, because stick figure, I guess.
Anyway, let's trudge through this mess before it ignites.
After a while, we departed ways, and the two mares left the room. I lifted myself from the table, wincing from a sharp pain in my left leg. A quick check revealed that my ankle was apparently sprained. I'm actually quite surprised that I even survived a drop through whatever "void" that was that swallowed me up.
Hey, stay out of the Voidtrotter's home!
"So..." she began once more after finishing, "You're saying that the last thing you remember is that the world... shredded? I mean, I understand the falling part, considering your amnesia."
Once again, I shrugged, replying, "Well, if you can say that you saw every object around you being destroyed, then... yeah, I'd have to say that the world got shredded. Deleted. Vaporized--" I made a little explosion movement with my hands to make a point. "--poof."
Ah yes, the return of my old habit of blowing up the story universe instead of properly ending the story. Served as a pretty decent segue into Equestria Forever, at the cost of some stories that I genuinely enjoyed writing before killing them off. 
Huh, she just happens to have a book on foot health, doesn't she? I thought, continuing to stare at the large book.
Does Twilight have a kink we don't know about? <= Hecc no.
Suddenly, Twilight began yelling out a long string of cries. I didn't catch it all, but it was somewhere along the lines of "THE UNIVERSE IS ENDING," and "WE'RE DOOMED!". I also heard mention of the bunker being built within the ruins of a castle, which likely explains the many sealed-off doors I had encountered.
What the heck, past me. That's not even a question. Just disappointment.
Shouting. Gunfire. The booming of cannons. I don't know how long it's been since Pinkie had talked to me, but I know that it's now well into the night. All the mares were still absent, the only sign of their presence being the occasional flickering shadow through the barred windows.
Wat the hecccccccccccccc.
My memory had also begun to return, though in small bits. I remember once seeing a children's show with an eerie similarity to the world I now live in, and running it through my mind, I realized something else: We created this world, and now it's being torn to pieces. It just doesn't make sense though, how there wasn't any clear mention of where the portal led to.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's nice to know that even in dire times, there can always be laughter...
I laugh at this story's cancellation.
Alright it's over kthxbye
Much better story review coming tomorrow!
I dare you to add that scene to 'Let's Write a Story' one day