Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #25: [Derpy Tries Tech Support]! · 12:04am Oct 29th, 2019
Another random comedy.
Eh.
"I haz da problem."
Problem is that the story really doesn't come across as all that funny to me anymore. Still brings a smile, but it's not really funny anymore.
"Did you try turning it off and back on again?"
In an instant, the voice quickly snapped back, "HOW DOES OFF-ON?! DERE IS NO OFF-ON," followed by a string of ranting profanity.
Classic.
"Noooo. It fiery now. Smoke everywhere. I hear fire truck coming."
WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO
"Strange pony break door and spray rag with hose. What do?"
"Light yourself on fire, too. I've had enough of your sh
."
Along the way, he tripped on the cord of the soundboard, pulling not only soundboard down from the table, but the lamp, three opened beers, a lighter, and a small anvil-shaped paperweight. As the lighter was crushed by the paperweight, the beer spilled out, seeping into the carpet and the bare wiring that crisscrossed the floor. The stallion's eyes widened with terror as a ferocious alcohol-fueled flame burst into existence before him. He almost swore that he heard the words "HA! KARMA!" blaring from the phone on his burning desk.
Karma.
"Let's just say that it burned."
And there's the chapter title.
Short review is short.
