Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #11: · 5:53am Oct 10th, 2019
Look guys, it's one of my first successful crazy one-shots ever! Now y'all know how the crazytrain began. ;)
I really don't know what this monstrosity I wrote is. I should stop writing ideas based on ideas I come up with late at night.
Guess who's writing a review of their own story late at night? This boio right here!
"Well... I might've sorta... used a self-replicating duplication spell on a jar of Nutella..."
Spike raised an eyebrow. "And so now, we have an exponentially cloning batch of half-empty Nutella jars."
That's a very nutty idea.
It's me, Twilight. You just made a narration mistake there, mister.
...How?
You called Nutella a breakfast spread. I believe that you mean 'everything spread'.
This is how I did a fourth-wall break? Really? Also, Twilight correcting the narrator.
Celestia gently sipped her tea as she spoke with Prince Blueblood.
"Now, as I've said already, I am indeed, NOT your long-lost mother. In fact, your lineage hasn't had any relation with me for generations. To top that, you--"
You're adopted!
Celestia groaned. "Twilight... you've officially screwed Equestria over."
"HEY, AT LEAST I SOLVED WORLD HUNGER." Twilight snapped back.
"Yeah, by drowning everypony in Nutella."
Honestly, I really don't have all that much to nitpick in stories like these. They're written the way they are on purpose, so I usually just make random jokes and reactions to my stuff.
Also, 💯 perfect way to solve world hunger once and for all.
As he walked, he could here behind him the screams of Prince Blueblood and the cackling of a madmare.
Ha.
Spike flipped through the Portal Handbook. "We did it. We saved Equestria the moment destruction hit. Using a pink blob."
Kirby burped again.
IT'S KIRBO THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND EVERYPONY!
Twilight lit her horn. "It appears that we have been consumed by one of the natives of this land, Spike."
It's a wonder why Kirby hasn't become an alicorn yet.
The once-calm ponies were now in complete and utter panic, not because they were drowning in Nutella, but because of the sheer amount of calories that were flowing straight into their bodies.
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Blueblood shrugged, and replied, "Sucks for the commoners."
Celestia spat all over Blueblood's face, mostly because she was waiting for the perfect moment to do so.
Blueblood abuse was high on the priority list for this story, obviously.
Anyway, that's it for this fic! See y'all next time!
Mmm, your fresh toasty Blueblood abuse nourishes me