Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #14: [ApplePears]! · 4:18am Oct 15th, 2019
Neat. It's the first story I wrote that actually stuck around on my top 4 stories list on my about page for a decent amount of time. It took ages for another story to come around and boot it off the list. 
This was very much a one-off story I wrote because I could back in the day. Nowadays it probably would've popped up as an entry in What If instead, but eh.
Huh, ah swear ah didn't see that there yesterday... she thought as she redirected her path towards the tree.
At first look, the fruit seemed to be just like the regular green apples on the farm, but that theory was quickly shattered after a quick taste-test.
"BLEH!" Applejack spat, sending tiny shreds of projectile-pear flying about.
"Pears... My worst enemy..."
Looks like this was roughly around the time when I started shifting my writing style around a bit to add things like italicized thoughts. I don't use them quite as often anymore, but I do still like using them for one-off quips and random intrusive thoughts that my characters may get.
Also, insert obligatory this-was-written-before-the-episode-aired footnote here.
All the while, Rainbow Dash snickered as she sat atop a nearby tree with a video camera.
AppleDash shipping since 2016. 
I think. I really don't pay much attention to shipping.
"BUUUUUUUUCK YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU, FREAKIN' PEAR TREE!" Applejack shouted as she ignited the sleek chainsaw.
The tree shuddered in anticipation.
*shudders*
The cannon was now painted a slick grey-red pinstripe, and instead of confetti and streamers, it was now loaded with gunpowder and nuclear shells.
Ah hope Twilight'll lend me a few billion bits after buying these things... Applejack thought as she checked the shell for flaws.
hol up.
Applejack emerged several days later in a radiation suit, and studied the landscape. All around, there was nothing but scorched ground, and mutated animals scampering about.
And a single Asian Pear Tree in the middle of it all.
And that's how Fallout: Equestria came to be!
What... what have I written?!
Comedy. You'll get used to it. 
Hey Apple, hey, hey!
Author's Note:
KNIFE!
Remember when Annoying Orange was relevant?
"Darn radiation," the mare grumbled as she began her trek back towards her bunker, "always brings the worst outta the fruits."
Ha.
Just as the mare gazed up, a broadsword from the hammerspace landed beside her, a disembodied hand still clutching to it.
"WHAT. THE. BUCK."
"Hey Apple!"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--"
"NO SWEARS!" Pinkie suddenly shouted, bursting from Applejack's mouth.
The world proceeded to crumble upon itself because the Annoying Orange made it give up on existing.
Classic Techie, exploding the world because he got bored of it. Again.
Well yeah, who doesn't randomly explode the world when they inevitably get bored of it?