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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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  • 6 days
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

    6 comments · 78 views
  • 1 week
    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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  • 1 week
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

    1 comments · 52 views
  • 3 weeks
    mojang says that the latest minecraft snapshot needs a 64-bit OS to run.

    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

    1 comments · 67 views
  • 4 weeks
    also april fools shitpost got changed to something else btw

    walked into a wall or something idk. never was able to get past 800k words with the fic based on the "the bride and the ugly-ass groom" meme

    1 comments · 76 views
Dec
9th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #43: [Equestria's Most Daring Mom]! · 4:57am Dec 9th, 2019

Serious story incoming. Kinda forgot that I was doing these reviews. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

EEquestria's Most Daring Mom
Scootaloo rarely spends time with her mom. That's because she's Daring Do.
TheMajorTechie · 1k words  ·  34  2 · 1.1k views

Don't really have any quips about this one, so let's just get on with it.

Unwrapping the foil, Scootaloo scrunched her muzzle at the putrid smell that wafted from the moldy mess before her. WIth a gag, she scooped up the mess and dumped it in the trash can. She stared back at the refrigerator.

How long as that thing been sitting there?

On the other hoof, would it really be that bad if mom could be around just a bit more?

Probably assuming here that her father is just as absent.

uniform-clad Rainbow Dash figurine sitting on her shelf.

They're not dolls! They're action figures!

"And anyways," she continued, trotting back to her desk, "even with the downsides of having A.K. Yearling as a mom, she's still the most daring mom ever."

Roll the credits!

Oh wait. That's the end of the story.

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ROLL THE CREDITTTTTTS!

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Serious story incoming. Kinda forgot that I was doing these reviews. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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