Well, this was supposed to have come out much sooner, but was held back for a number of reasons. One being, of course, that the mail service decided to be late in delivering the thing to begin with -- it only got here just this past Monday. And then there was the time spent actually playing it, the time spent on the side playing Atari, Game Boy, etc... But hey, at least I got around to it eventually, right?

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How do you even long-story writers? Really, let's talk about it.

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Did a live reading!

I figured that I didn't have much to lose, so due to the suggestion of a friend, I made an art Patreon account. It is tied to my art YouTube page which I am working on building.

Here's the link to my art Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Art_Tastic_Creations

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Indeed it is. After an extra week of delay, here it is, and I hope you'll find it worth the wait.

One, no Christmas story, if that wasn't obvious. I blame myself and.... mostly myself. And Mass Effect! With it's interesting characters and kind of not so good combat and the fact the only alien I can bang if the jailbait from the race of blue lizard-squid lesbians. I want my adorkable gypsy hypochondriac tech fetishist now, not later.

What was I talking about? Oh right, I'm supposed to be a writer. It's in your fucking name!

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Original Trollfic: Aplejek Getz Stuk In A Barel

One day Aplejek, one of teh most famus dirt ponies in all of teh wurld, wuz workin on teh farm becuz despite savin teh wurld 20 millonz of timz she was still a poor aple pesent wit no moniez. It wuz okay tho as farm pony wuz too stupid to relize she never got paid for saving teh world like teh other ponies did.

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So your Gravity Falls bullshit is all wrapped up. In stark contrast to a lot of recent runs, this was EXTREMELY easy to comment-vote for. Awesome.

Next up is the remaining segment of "The Mirror Spell," the sequel to "Seventh planet." Enjoy.

From this:

I had some dreams, there were clowns in my coffee, clowns in my coffee and - - -

Things Bronies Say: Part One

Here is part one of Things Bronies Say. I am thinking of making this a series of sorts. I hope you enjoy the first part.

Enjoy.

1. They better not have Starlight Glimmer in season six or I'm going to stop watching the show!

*One season later.*

They better not have Starlight Glimmer in season seven or I am leaving the fandom for good this time!!

2. Brony One: There is no MLP after Lauren Faust stopped working on the show!

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I am scared for the future of Friendship Is Magic but it isn't for the reason you might think. I do not think the show has declined in quality since season two. In fact, I tend to like seasons 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 a lot better than the first two seasons which looking back are a little too childish and had too low of stakes involved in each episode.

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...with some help from Daft Punk (and Streamable because YouTube was being a butt [might need to click to enable audio]).

I'm working on a State of the Horizon post, but in the meantime, a few quick con-related things:

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My Little Pony Makeup Line??

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic has a makeup line now. :/

As in with an actual makeup company/ line (not for kids, not an off-brand).

It was put out by a makeup company called PÜR Cosmetics.

Whelp, now I've seen everything.

The Makeup Line:

Product Closeups:

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Phew. What a month. I can’t believe August is already over. Totally insane, right?

Seriously. I need to find a freaking time stop spell just so I can get some stuff done. Always so much to do… and then there’s always something that pulls my attention away from what I should be doing!

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Hey there everyone, it's time for an obligatory blog post in regards to updates.

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Maybe I need a restraining order.

Oh, and y'all still have to share one futon. I'm not a goddamn rich manflesh entity.

But I'm getting back into the swing of things. Expect stuff maybe. Words are in progress. I am typing words.

Anyway, because 450 is a big number, you get to ask me shit. Woo.

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Most Favorite Brony; That Gray Cartoon Pony
(I think his videos are quite unique. Can't immediately think of anyone else who puts cartoon animations into 3D SFM videos)

Least Favorite Brony; Mandopony
(I actually wanted to put Nevercake's name here because I want that man to neverwake again, but he's not a brony so I went with last year's choice instead)

Most Favorite Pegasister; Scribbler Productions

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'Tis the season for holiday stress — and for the RCL to be pushing through almost 700,000 words of longfics in our reading queue. That dual crunch has slowed us down, and we're currently working with our pending featured authors on their interviews.  But don't worry — we've got you covered!

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