This story's more or less a literal dump for scrapped ideas from Pony-Me. I do plan on eventually making a fic that'd basically be like this one, but for all of my stories instead. Given how these are already rejected ideas or random scenes I messed around with, I'm not sure if there's even anything to roast.

EPony-Me™: Outtakes

• MLP: FiM
• Random
• Sci-Fi
• Anthology

Scrapped ideas, bonus content, and general goofing off in the Pony-Me universe.

• Alt. Universe
• Human
• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Spike
• OC
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 5.2k words  ·  13  8 · 517 views

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I forgot to mention this, but there's exactly one redeeming trait in the story that still exists to this day in my current fics:

Using the chapter names to tell another, separate story.

I really, really like doing this, if you couldn't tell by the fact that I do it in just about every recent story I've written that doesn't have the comedy tag now.

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I rescued the best (and shortest) fanfic I have ever written from my shitty Wordpress author site. It is about Undertale, a game I have not finished, and if you read the story you will understand why.

I Fixed Undertale for You

That is all.

Oh, neat. We've got a canceled story focusing on a pair of OCs that were reused from the canceled sequel to another story.

Also, long delay between posts is long. I'm feeling moderately annoyed by stuff going on at the moment so let's keep this short.

"Jewel?" I yawned, wiping my face with a towel hanging by the garage door as I entered the house. "You feel like eating out somewhere, or should I heat up yesterday's leftovers?"

And then they get food poisoning.

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Getting off Party-Time Mint-als Twitter has freed up some of my creativity, and I've posted one of the clopfics that's been sitting on my hard drive forever. I like writing these. I like making ponies happy. Especially in ways that involve their butts. Anyway, go read Sweetie's Butt. People who like that sort of thing will find it is the sort of thing that they like.

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I have a lot of diagnosis. Bipolar type two. High Functioning Autism Spectrum Disorder. Gender Dysphoria. Attention Deficit Disorder. Executive Dysfunction Disorder. Post-traumatic Stress Disorder. These are fun as they all mix together in just the most fun ways. Can't pay attention because of the ADD, can't force through it because of the EDD, Don't have people in part thanks to ASD, in a depressive swing downwards thanks to the Bipolar, and fucking stressed because of all of that and the

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You are the only one who can fix and better your life.
No one elevates you, but you.
Sleep and eating aside... you should never wait to fix yourself. Do it now, do it proudly.
Then you can elevate your world.
I'm doing these things. In the right order, I hope.

2023 is almost over.

Quite a few things have happened.

I got a new job and my mental health has improved since then.

I've been creating again after over a year of nothing. I'm hoping to sell at a con just to say I tried.

I also got engaged.

I've felt like a failure, merely existing. I hated it. Feeling the way I did absolutely sucked. Now I'm slowly finding myself again. I'm doing a little better now.

I'm thankful I'm still alive.

"How can a dragon's heart be magic?" you ask.

With a new day, a new chapter is published that addresses exactly that.

TBad Dragon's Short Stories

• MLP: FiM
• Anthology

Got a minute? It will take you even less to read one of these unrelated short stories designed for instant reader’s gratification.

• Spike

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And now you know why I'm hearthless.

Huzzah! I've been writing a ton this week, even got another story out earlier today. I was in the middle of writing a chapter for Relationships are Evil and then an idea for a clopfic came to mind. I'm not really into writing clopfics, though I know it's something I have to do to expand my repertoire of writing. I have to say, I'm really happy with the way it turned out.

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Warning: Serious waaaangst. TL; DR: Hunting Season is going on hiatus while I try to recover from a near critical brainbreak on it. I will be refocusing on Macromantic, Twilight's Thrones, and some other ideas I have. First projects will be Orange request from Mr. Ghostman and the winner of the 50-follower dealie, which is looking to be AJ-apotheosis.

Be ye-warned, past here is ego-gigolo/self-pity.

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Last December, me and Moosetasm were goofing around with various dumb story ideas, and I threw out a silly concept based on some righteous art he did of my OC Nutmeg as a Commissar from Warhammer 40K, and we laughed, and nothing came of it.

Until today.

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Im proud to present
Just Winging It

All those times I said 'I wish everyone would just leave me alone ' were all just the heat of the moment! I never really wanted everyone on the face of the planet to ACTUALLY vanish!!

Now I'm alone in a world seemingly abandoned by humanity. Except there is one major issue aside from everyone vanishing; I'm no longer human.

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Hello there, I'm TheTimeSword.

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I'm okay.

Please don't worry or distress.

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Very long clopfic! Thoroughly edited! Loads of cock sucking and cum swallowing.

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Well. Now I need to pretend I didn't just post a story. Anything to avoid refreshing it constantly. >.< Play some video games, do some erands, write some non-pony stuff. Will people like this one? Don't know. Don't want to know until tonight. Stress!

This blog is somewhat more ranty than I usually post, but I promise that there's some positive life advice in the midst of my social critique, and the message is ultimately about finding self-assurance, so there we go.

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WTAF AHHHH!!!

That feel when you see someone's been reading your Amazon fic, and then you realize it was you because you're a narcissist and you like reading your own stories.

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I saw someone posted a suicide note on Fimfiction awhile ago, and saw the resolution. Their father was contacted and police was dispatched to his house. I wanted to take a moment and give my two cents. I've dealt with a lot of suicidal ideation before too. Therapy helps a lot, if you can get it and are receptive to the process.

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TBrownie by Three

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Slice of Life

"I cut, you pick" is the time-honored rule for sharing treats. But what if a pony is sharing love with two others? When Maud brings one big brownie home to Trixie and Starlight, they have to figure that out.

• Trixie
• Maud Pie
• Starlight Glimmer

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For the StarTrixMaud shipping contest. I've had a rough/long summer -- I feel like a lot of us have -- but I'm taking this moment to get back into writing fan fiction.

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